Chapter 2

A/N: I'm glad you like it. Remember, this is my first fan-fic. Rockstar does not own warriors. If I did Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight would still be together.

"Surprise!" everyone yelled.

"What?" Purdy asked.

"Happy Birthday Purdy" said Mousefur.

"Wow. No one has ever thrown me a party before. Usually they just kicked me and said 'No one cares'". He replied.

"Awwwwwwwwwww", the clan said.

"Well let's PARTY!" said Molekit who had popped up from nowhere.

"Yeah!" agreed Cherrykit, " Let's party!"

"Ok." Said Firestar,"But first…"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CHA CHA CHA,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CHA CHA CHA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PURDY, CHA CHA CHA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, CHA CHA CHA, OOH LA LA!" the whole clan sang.

"Are you one, are you two, are you thre-" started Lionblaze.

"No!" shouted Thornclaw,"That would take all day!"

And so the party started. DUN-DUN-DUUUUUN.

Everyone was dancing to random music when a loud crash was heard.

"I'll check it out" said Leafpool.

But she didn't have to check it out because three green jackrabbits came out of a U.F.O.(Unidentified Flying Orangutan).

The green jackrabbits pulled out jack-hammers, and started to play jacks.

Coincidentally, their names were Jack, Jackie, and Fredrick.

But they were all BENT ON REVENGE! Why, no one knows, but they were BENT ON REVENGE! So Fredrick used his jack-hammer to drill down the warriors den. Hazeltail was in the den so she was rushed to the medicine cat den.

The three green jackrabbits thought that was enough so they flew back to jackrabbit land in North Dakota. Everyone thought that that was it so they danced again. But that was not the end!

A massive hedgehog came.

"ME HEDGEHOG!" it said.

"That's a HEDGEHOG?" Jayfeather asked surprised.

Soon it had rolled over Daisy, who was rushed to the medicine cat den with Hazeltail. The hedgehog was angry. It was hungry too. And it could breath fire. It ran over to WindClan.

"Wait," said Bumblestripe "Where's Dustpelt?"

"The jackrabbits must have taken him! Those mangy, stupid, idiotic, pieces of fox-dung!" said Molekit.

"Molekit! Where did you learn that language?" said Poppyfrost.

"From Cherrykit." He replied.

"Where did you learn that language, Cherrykit?" said Poppyfrost.

"From Auntie Cinderheart." She replied.

"CINDERHEART!" said Poppyfrost,"I'm a firing my laser! BLAAAH!" she said as a laser came out of her mouth and scorched Cinderheart.

Anyway, after Cinderheart was rushed to the medicine cat den, some cats were sent on the ThunderClan's emergency shuttle to North-Dakota.

The Crew

Captain: Jayfeather

Second in Command: Purdy

Troops:

Squirrelflight

Molekit

Thornclaw

Ivypool

CRASH! They landed upside down because after forty-five minutes of crashing they all realized that Jayfeather was BLIND and was driving. Then Purdy took over, but that was even worse. They all immediately started looking for Dustpelt. No one found him. But what they did find something more important. They found a giant mouse. But inside of the mouse were sixty-four jackrabbits! They all came out holding jackhammers and surrounded them.

"Oh-no! We're surrounded! And I just stated the obvious!" said Thornclaw, who was chewing on a bag of deathberries. But he lived!