CHAPTER Two
authour's note: plz reviewe or you mom will die of cancer plz
"HI MY NAME IS DaRkAmAzInG SAID THE strange stranger. "
"Wow your awesome" said Moses and everybody
"Thanks said the man (OR WOMAN?) " and killed Moseses face with a sword..
and everybody laughed because they didn't care because the new guy was better than Moses.
BUT WOULD HE REPLACE MOSES OR WOULD HE KILLED THEM ALL NOBODY KNEW
Suddanly Jehovah appeared to borrow some money from his pal Moses
"WTF WHO KILLED MOSES WHILE I WAS NOT LOOKING"
And everybody pointed at DaRkAmAzInG because they were dumb but it was the first test anyway so oh well.
"WHO ARE YOU I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING YOU EVER" whispered God-kun menacingly...
"I am DaRkAmAzInG!" said DaRkAmAzInG!
"YOU MUST BE MADE BY LUCIFER BECAUSE I NEVER INVENTED YOU!" said Goddykins while rolling a joint and creating the west indies.
"Noooo! My mother was an angel and my father was a time traveller from the future when you are dead!" said DaRkAmAzInG truthfully. Because it was true. "I can prove it I am half angel so I have an angel wing on my back in fact you could say I am a one winged angel except also a one winged time traveller."
"WHAT I WILL NEVER DIE STOP LYING YOU TURD!" shouted the holy ghost and the father at the same time (the son was smoking the joint he just rolled duh) and it was really loud so the sky shaked.
Then YHWH attacked DaRkAmAzInG with the force of the sun times a million!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?