I'm so sorry it took me so long to update I had a bunch of finals. You all need to thank Shaebaby for hepling it because she may not realize it but she's part of my inspiration (if your reading this bro you better not get all sentimental on me) and my little sister Pandora who's writting my other story "Dear Lordd Save Us All! TOBI!" anyways on to the story!

disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or anything else related and Kit belongs to my little sister.

why the eff do i keep thinking about you.

kittens p.o.v.

'well shit' was what i was thining of course the mysterious man i meet in a forest is part of the groupe that is trying to kill me and Naruto. Like seriously, the irony isn't even funny especially because before every mission Tsunade always tells me not to talk to strangers and i guess this is why.

"Ummmmm...so should I be worried about you trying to kill at any point right now?" i figured it was a logical question to ask.

"Because of the service you provided me I won't try and take you this time but, you would do well to keep your guard up"

Okay well I guess I wont die. It was starting to get awkward I didn't know what to say so I just kinda started to slowly walk away thing and I was completely about to leave when a thought hit me. I wasn't sure if I should ask but I orried about my best firend so it would be a good thing to ask.

"Hey um yea random question but was your eye poisoning you?"

"Yes it was, its a slow painfull prosses that affects all Uchiha's. Medic chakra helps it though." Okay note to slef talk to Sasuke and Sakura.

"well its been a party peace!" Trust me when I say that I peaced it outta there pretty damn fast.

So I got back to the village because, that's kinda where i live. I was walking around figuring I forgot something and wanting to go get ramen when i ran into Sakura. Literally. I guess it's kind of a good thing though because she reminded me of the thing I forgot.

"Kitten what the hell. Where have you been! Shishou has had me running all over the fricken village to find you!" Riiiiiiight I had to do a mission report to do and give. Then another thought hit me.

"Oh right I'll go right away. Just a Quick question but have you seen the ass face and your play thing? They ditched me passed out the forest." Stupid, stupid, stupid team mates. Don't they know that I'll murder them the second i see their faces...maybe I should play around with them for a bit first. (not in a gross way you perverts)

"Hm? oh yea. They're at me and Sasuke's house. And what have I said about calling Sasuke that. If anything it should be Sasucakes geez! :p"

That girl is definitally one of my best friends for a reason.

"Okay lol. Hey by the way what are you doing tonight? I need some girl time so I'm kicking Naruto out for the night. You should call the others to dee if they're free."

"Sounds like a plan. I'll just tell Sasuke I won't be coming home tonight and then I'll call the girls"

"Okay just meet up at my house in about half an hour. Bye :)"

"See ya!"

Man that girl is way to cheery to be with duck head I don't even know how he snagged her. They aren't married or anything they just live together but, I think Sasuke is going to propose soon. You should have seen when I first found out they where dating.

flashback

You know its never a good thing when your best firend starts out by saying...

"If I tell you something do you promise not to go ballistic?"

"What is it Sakura you know i like getting right to the point, and I promise nothing especially if I don't know if I can keep that promise."

"kay well don't get angry but me and Sasuke are dating...PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!"

I could hear her trying to calm me down but I was past the point of no return. I kept thinking of how may ways to kill him. Oh look who just walked through the door. I was on him in seconds. I've calmed down a lot since my more aggressive days but. if anyone lays a fingure on my friends their ass is mine.

"So your goingout with my little Saku-chan. You better not hurt her or I swear to god, you'll rather have an angry, drunk Tsunade on your hands instead of me! You hear me. You may be one of my best friends but your ass will be mine!"

I think thet whole crazu psycipath thing really convinced him that I wasn't screwing around

End Flashback

Ahhhhhh the memories.

Anyways i went over to Tsunade-sama's office and gave her my mission report leaving out the part where my team left me in the forest thinking i won't rat them out. I'll just get revenge. That's right boys be afraid...be very afraid... psyco moment finished. I walked home had a shower and ran to Sasuke's house becuase I only have fifteen minutes till the girl came over. About five minutes after I walked through the door screams could be heard all over Konoha. MOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH (cough1cough!cough hack argh my throught)

Itachi's p.o.v.

As I saw the base aproch I almost cried out of joy but, an Uchiha always keeps his clam. After getting in as soon as the door opened all i saw was black, red and orange.

"WELCOME BACK ITACHI!TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

Agrh I think my ears are bleeding.

"Get of the Uchiha un. He jjust got back and doesn't your screamign right now. By the way Leader wants you." That Deidara kid may be an egotistical asshole but sometimes he's useful.

After ripping Tobi off I went to speak with leader and then to bed. Damn I was tired...

Okay dont hate me i realize that Itachi's p.o.v. was really short but i just don't know much of how he would act and i got a little lazym, cut me a break here i just read 4 acts of Shakepeare ( the genius he is) yes I almost worchip Shakpeare he's amazing but ummmmm... yea reviews please and if you flame death will be brought on quickly (not really) but i'll be sad now I really gotta pee a 2L of root beer may be great for inspiration but, not so much so for my bladder. blehhhhhhhh

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