Chapter 2
Shrek need a sacrific to tha shrek gods. And Jacky Chan just happend 2 bee neerbye. maybe jahcky chan cud get Z's when he gets sacrifised. So he made up hims mind and gave his body over to shrek.
turns out that shrek doesnt kil peeple for a sacrifice. since we all know shrek is life, he gave even more life to jacky chan. What this means is that jacky is now pregg0z.
heers how it went down
dey were alreddy in the bedroom, so the 4play was skippd. Shrek pulled out his 7 inch shlong.
"Oh my," screams the Chan, "its biger then last time"
Shrek turned to him and said "wait until I get a boner"
Jacky Chan really wanted two sea how long shrek were WITH an boner instad af withot 1. He then pulled out a picture of DJ having shrex with shawn to giv shrek a larger boner. Shrek goes from 0-60 inches in 1.2 seconds.
"I'm not gay, but thats xtremelee hot and long and tasty and joosy and tezu tezu tezu" said Jacky Chan, astonished by the amount of shrek hes abowt to take on
Jacky Chan then reveeled himself 3 shrek, but shrek was nawt impress. He laffed and he tuuk jecky chens boody, and shrekd his penis inside.
"knock knock, here cums the cock" said shrek.
This went on 4 about 91 hours b4 jacky chan get tired and pasd out.
Thats when the reel fun begin...
Tune in next tiem 4 more