This is really short, I apologize. School is kicking my ass right now.
After a little while of arguing in the car, Brittany had convinced Santana to at least come to one Glee club meeting. Santana had already made up her mind about going before Brittany decided to try and persuade her, but she played along the entire time, enjoying how animated Brittany was when she was passionate about something. Except at this point she was wishing she would have said no. She had been completely distracted by Brittany to remember that Quinn was a part of the club as well. Walking into the classroom, she was still distracted as Brittany slyly linked her pinky with Santana's, too bad it wasn't distracting enough to tune out Quinn's shrill voice.
"Ew Britt, I thought we told you not to talk to homeless people."
"Quinn, that's not the polite way to greet a potential new Glee club background singer."
Santana rolled her eyes. All she needed right now was Rachel Berry ranting at her. She's never had the opportunity to be put through that kind of hell, but she's seen Quinn go through it, and it wasn't on her list of things to do.
"Hello, I'm Rachel Berry, Glee Club's captain and lead vocalist. I hope you enjoy sitting through today's meeting, it's going to be very eventful, I've even planned a solo for today. We always welcome new members, however, I'm afraid there is a very rigorous audition process before you can become a member of New Directions. However, I encourage you to at least try."
Santana wasn't sure how Rachel managed to get that all out in one breathe, but she did, and it'd annoyed Santana to death. However, Brittany looked over at her and smiled making her forget how angry she was. This is, until she looked over at Quinn again. She knew she'd have to spice up this little visit to Gleek central, and no better way to do that than by song.
"Bring on the audition, Berry" Santana said before Rachel was able to begin talking again. Quinn sat back and laughed, hoping to herself that the Latina would just make a fool of herself. She was pretty sure the big breasted bimbo couldn't sing.
"Let me get out my camera, I've got to record this for Lima's Biggest Loser's, I'll title it 'Ex-Cheerleader Tries to Sing, and Her Tits Explode From The Horror of it All," Quinn said, earning a laugh from almost the entire room, minus Brittany and Santana.
Rachel straightened out her skirt while huffing a little bit. She mumbled something about not being prepared to judge an audition when Mr. Schuester told her to have a seat so Santana could begin.
"Alright Santana, for your audition we just would like you to pick a song and perform it to the best of your abilities, not that we expect you to have much. Don't worry, swaying in the background can be fun," Rachel mumbled.
Santana walked over to the piano guy and whispered in his ear. He then talked to a few other band members while Santana made her way to the front of the class.
"So I want to dedicate this audition to my bestest friend in the entire world, Ms. Quinn Fabray," Santana spat while winking at a confused Brittany.
Brad began the intro on the piano, and Mr. Schuester immediately noticed the song, and quickly realized that this could get nasty since he had heard about Santana's dismissal from the Cheerios. Rachel had also found the song choice peculiar and raised her eyebrows with amusement, in her mind there was no way Santana could pull off singing Death on Two Legs by Queen.
Santana smirked while taking a deep breath to begin singing.
You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money
And you want more
As soon as Santana's voice began to ring in the small classroom, the entire club's mouths dropped. Rachel's had been open so wide Santana expected her to start drooling. Brittany just sat there clapping her hands in amusement while both Quinn and Rachel sat back in their chairs with their arms crossed and pouts etched on their faces.
She continued to smirk as she sang, gaining more confidence knowing she was making the two girls uncomfortable.
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs
At this point Santana had migrated into the area where the rest of the club was sitting, making her way straight to Quinn while purposely rubbing by Rachel. She heard Tiny whisper to Artie that she never knew Santana could sing.
She walked over to Quinn, and sang directly to her. Quinn, still pouting, tried her best to keep her bitchface on while Santana serenaded.
You've never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass good-
"Okay Santana I think we've heard enough," Mr. Schuester said while standing up and waving at the band to stop.
Santana went back to sit next to Brittany who threw her arms around Santana in congratulations. She sighed into the embrace and smiled before breaking it to sit down.
Schuester and Rachel had been at the front of the classroom stuck in a heated debate for a while. The rest of the club just sat and talked while waiting for the two to decide Santana's fate.
"I didn't think you'd be able to sing San," Tina said. Artie nodded, and Mike threw in a 'me too.' Quinn continued to keep on her bitchface, and Finn just looked confused.
Rachel made her way slowly to the front of the room before mumbling a in a small voice.
"Congrats, welcome to the Glee club Santana."
Santana stood up to take a bow. Brittany had stood up again to pull Santana into another tight embrace, this time whispering softly while they hugged.
"I knew you could do it San. See, you didn't even need big boobs to get the club to like you!"
Santana smiled, shivering as Brittany's warm breath flowed over her neck.