Episode 2: WAA-Conda
NOVEMBER 11th, 2016
Somehow, the Smasher's Palace had most of the damage the infamous Weegee caused yesterday completely fixed, and even the burnt down Battlefield stage was replaced. Despite this, Master Hand and some of the other palace inhabitants were still mad with the Wario Bros. and Falco about the whole chaotic ordeal. Speaking of the trouble-making trio, they were in the palace's cafeteria, eating some breakfast made by the godly Chef Kawasaki.
"Waa! I still can't believe that E. Gadd dork is forcing us to find that stupid flash drive thing of his!" Wario complained before stuffing his mouth full of cookies.
"C'mon Wario, you know that it was all our fault. Besides, if Gadd can't find a signal, it means the drive is toast, and if he finds out that the drive is toast, we won't have to even bother looking for it!" Falco argued.
"Elvin said that if he couldn't locate the drive, it's either because it's ruined OR because it just hasn't been used since you absolute morons messed with it," Lucario said as he walked over towards the trio's table. "So even if he can't get a recent signal, you three are still going to have to hunt for it." The Pokémon then walked away, leaving the trio to continue their discussion in piece.
"Wait, did he mention hunting? In that case..." Wario muttered. Digging into his right pocket, he yanked out the almighty Dinner Blaster. "I'mma gonna have fun with this search! And he didn't even specify what kind of hunting! Hunting animals! Treasure hunting! The possibilities are endless!"
"They should go hunt for my sanity," Lucario muttered within his mind.
"Whatever happens during the search doesn't matter right now. We should actually be using what little free time Master Hand gave us to have some fun," Waluigi stated, getting up and off the chair. "C'mon you two, let's go mess around on the Internet or something."
"I think I'll hang back and enjoy this..." Falco started, staring at the loaf of bread sitting in front of him. "... beyond lovely piece of bread!"
"Whatever floats your boat then, bud," Wario replied as the Wario Bros. began walking towards the cafeteria's exit.
... And as soon as the brothers left, the Kapp'n drove his boat into the cafeteria while firing the Steel Diver weapon at everyone.
XxXx
~Main Menu from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~
Wario swung the door to his room open before running right in and taking a seat in the computer chair. Waluigi ran in as well, but not without shutting the door as soon as he stepped in. Immediately turning on the computer and heading onto YouTube, the two thought about what exactly they should watch.
"Let's check the recommendations... there's some dumb theory video about Ness being that skeleton guy from yesterday, that GoAnimate video about that Caillou brat... waa, this site's suggesting only garbage or stuff we've already seen before to us!" Waluigi complained.
"Yeah, none of these new things look any good!" Wario added, folding his arms.
"Hmm... waa? What's that video with the girl in the thumbnail?" Waluigi wondered.
"Huh? You mean that... Anaconda one? What kind of video had that for a name?"
"I dunno, let's check it out."
XxXx
~Main Menu stops~
Crazy Hand was floating through the second floor of the palace, humming the Flintstones theme as he did so. As he drew closer to the Wario Bros.'s room, Falco and the Duck Hunt Dog tapped on the insane hand from behind.
"Oh, hiya hiya hiya Falco and Duck Hunt Dog!" the hand greeted. "Looking for Wario and Waluigi?"
"Uh, yeah, actually. They said they were heading to their room the last time I saw them," Falco answered. "Were you looking for them too?"
"Yep! I wanted to ask them if they'd join my "unban the nuclear pickles" campaign!"
"The what cam- er, whatever, let's just check on them," Duck Hunt Dog sighed. The gang then moved on over towards the shut door, stopping for Falco to knock on the door. The door opened by itself, revealing that both of the brothers' faces were frozen in shock.
"Wario?! Waluigi?! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Crazy asked in fear.
"Quick, punch them!" Falco ordered, smacking the yellow plumber right on his cheek, bringing him back to his senses.
"Hey, what was that for?!" Wario shouted.
"What happened to you guys?! Did you eat too many prunes again?" Crazy spazzingly asked.
"Waa, I wish that was what happened," Wario replied. "We watched this one music video on YouTube, and... bleh! It's idiotic! It's gross! It's sexual and would appeal to Snake! And... actually... now that I think about it..."
~Stonecarving City from the same game starts to play~
"... that song's perfect for parodying! Waa-haa-haa! We could make something funny out of this!"
"Sounds like someone's late on the "poking fun at Anaconda" bandwagon," a Motobug that was passing by the room mentioned. The gang turned and looked at the robotic ladybug with bewildered faces before turning their attention back to themselves.
"And you all know what the best part about all of this is? We could make money off of this!" the yellow plumber continued.
"People can make money off of parodies?" Duck Hunt asked.
"There ain't no law in this world that says otherwise, so we can pull it off! And even if there were, I don't care!" Wario stated. "Now, who's in?!"
"I am!" Falco responded.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Crazy squealed.
"Well... any kind of purpose at this point is good enough for me, even if it means dismantling my reputation, so I'm in I guess," Duck Hunt Dog answered.
"Great! Now we just need a camera to film this video with and a few other things and we can get a move on with our plan! Let's get moving!" Wario ordered. The three morons ran out of the room, leaving a still frozen Waluigi by himself. Wario rushed back in, grabbed his lanky bro by the legs, and ran back out.
XxXx
~Stonecarving City stops as Come With Me 2 from Pokémon: Heart Gold/ Soul Silver starts~
Wario ran throughout the halls, looking for a camera to record the video. He broke into Link and Zelda's room, finding one on top of his drawer. The yellow dunce grabbed it and looked at the recorded video, which was of Snake shaking his ass. Wario shook his ass alongside the recording as he wandered his way out.
XxXx
Falco sneaked into Pit and Dark Pit's room for pencils. Instead, he found Dark Pit's staff. Being completely idiotic, he picked it up and fired it, destroying the window of the room. Deciding it was worth keeping, he ran out the room, completely forgetting the pencils.
XxXx
Crazy Hand was searching for lots of paper. He eventually found a huge hoard of it in Robin's room. However, upon touching the first sheet, he got a paper cut, causing him to fly all around the room in pain, wrecking the walls and knocking things over.
XxXx
Wario was in Peach and Rosalina's room, looking for a few sets of bras and panties. He found plenty, but he found one bra in particular to be very strange: an Abra bra was what kind of bra it was. It was so confusing that Wario's head exploded. Despite his head going boom, Wario managed to get enough bras and panties before he wandered on out.
XxXx
~Come With Me 2 stops playing~
The four idiots and the one smart dog were gathered around a round table in the basement of the palace. Everything they had gotten was on the table: Snake's camera, Dark Pit's staff, a pile of paper, a miniature house made out of pencils, the panties and bras, the Dinner Blaster, lotsa spaghetti, Crazy Hand's nail polish, DK's Coconut Gun, Peach's diary, and a floating shopping list. Wario's head had even regenerated and looked perfectly normal and perfect because it's Wario's head.
"Good job, fellas! We got everything we need!" Wario stated.
"So, we can start recording, right?" Duck Hunt Dog asked.
"Waa... not entirely. Crazy's itching to get started on the advertising, and we need him for the one scene with the robo cops," Waluigi answered, tugging on his mustache. "In other news, I managed to get these three to lend us a hand."
"I'm only in this for the money," Toad said as he, Tingle, and Chef Kawasaki stepped out from the shadows of the basement.
"I'm in this for the sake of variety!" Tingle shouted.
"I want the world to burn slowly and painfully," Kawasaki said, resulting in everybody giving him disturbed looks.
"G-g-great!" Wario cheered awkwardly. "Crazy, you can get to work on advertising while we start shooting."
"What are you guys shooting, turkey?" Crazy questioned.
"Well, that and the music video," Waluigi responded.
"Ooooooh... uh, I'll just, um, get onto the advertisements then," Crazy awkwardly said before grabbing the pencils and paper and floating out of the basement.
"Say, don't we still need to get a few vids of some of our matches?" Duck Hunt wondered.
"We'll get Master Hand to give that stuff to us soon enough," Wario said.
XxXx
Crazy Hand was in his room, sitting... er, floating, by a table, pencil in hand, ready to start writing up an advertisement. Slowly lowering himself towards the paper, sweat fell from him, until the pencil made contact with the paper... and immediately snapped in half.
"Ah! Shuckie darn it all!" Crazy screamed as he threw the only half of the pencil he had at the wall. "I can't work with these small pencils! Ugh... how'd I pull this off last time... of course, the one time I want to remember that, I can't..." Thinking hard about it, even more sweat started to fall from him and towards the table and floor, until he found had a realization. "Aha! First, why am I sweating when I'm a glove-hand-deity thing? And second, it may or may not be the way I pulled it off, but it'll work!
One 1966 Batman-Styled Scene Transition Later...
Now Snake was sitting at the same table, with Crazy Hand right behind him. With pencil and seven rings in hand, Snake was leaning down towards the paper, ready to write.
"Alright, now tell me what you want me to write down," the soldier said.
"Gotcha... please write "Tonite, 9 O click, on YuNaruTube, Wario and palz present teh funniezt ting in existence! Shoe uup, or Fredee Fizbar will Finland u!"
"I need something that doesn't intentionally butcher the English language, please. And no, I don't want it in any other language. This place is Americentric."
"No it isn't," Crazy pointed out... while pointing at Snake. "That may be the norm in places that are quite a bit like this place, but that ain't the norm here. Even if this world clearly has similarities to America... whatever America even is!"
"Whatever. All of us speak English, so something in English, please."
"Ugh, fine..."
XxXx
Wario and the rest of the squad were on a hill a decent ways away from the palace, gathered around the Wario Car. The Wario Bros. were putting their regular clothes back on while everyone else, aside from Falco and Tingle, looked away.
"That wraps up the filming!" Wario acknowledged as the two idiots finished putting their clothes on by putting their iconic hats on their heads. "Aside from the shootout, that is."
"I hope that Crazy's finished with the ads," Waluigi said.
"I'm more concerned about the ad's quality than how much of it is done," Duck Hunt Dog stated.
"And I'm more concerned about the Tingle behind Tingle," Toad said, pointing to a red-eyed Tingle that was standing behind the normal Tingle.
~Scarescraper - Ghost Theme from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon starts to play~
Eveyone turned to see the demonic beast, yet no one besides DHD were concerned much.
"Hello there... IMPOSTOR!" the demon Tingle screamed.
"And a Kooloo-Limpah to you too, fellow handsome fairy!" Tingle greeted his psycho impostor.
"What? Are you not afraid?"
"No. Why should I be?"
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Murder, huh? Can I join in?" Chef Kawasaki asked. "I have the most beautiful plan. We can slice him up while he's still alive, roast him over a roaring fi-"
~Scarescraper - Ghost Theme stops~
... And that's when Duck Hunt pulled his NES Zapper and shot the evil Tingle, mortally wounding him.
"Cursed mutt! I'll... have... my... REVENGE!" the evil Tingle screamed before dying.
"... Well, that was pointless, just like Mario, Luigi, and that stupid Lucario," Waluigi said.
"Let's just head back before anymore weird stuff happens," Duck Hunt Dog suggested, leaping into the Wario Car.
XxXx
~Foulwater Falls from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~
Crazy was floating around the palace's lobby, pinching the paper Snake had written on earlier in between his index finger and thumb. Wondering what to do, the hand floated in circles until the rest of the crew opened the front doors of the palace.
"Waa! The filming's mostly done!" Waluigi remarked.
"And I'm done making the ad!" Crazy added, placing the paper on the closest table. Wario and Waluigi took a look at it before the yellow moron picked it up and read it aloud.
"Hey there, hip young kiddos! You looking for something to watch tonight? Then tune in on YouTube tonight at nine and watch the hippest, most radical music video you'll ever see! Don't be a square and tune in!"
"I find it fitting that you weirdos are using outdated words for an ad about a parody of an outdated song," the same Motobug from before stated, even though everyone ignored it.
"Great! Short, sweet, and to the point while still throwing in that classic slang!" Wario praised.
"Yeah, but there's one issue with this ad," Waluigi said, grabbing the paper.
"Like what? What's wrong?" Crazy inquired.
"You see the part where you credited those that are gonna cameo in this thing?" the lanky weirdo replied, pointing the bottom-right corner of the paper, where pictures of certain fellow Smasher's Palace residents were located. "Well, take a look at Sonic here."
"And the problem with Sonic is..." Duck Hunt muttered.
"It's that he needs a different picture," Waluigi said as he place the paper down onto the table. He then pulled out another piece of paper, a pair of scissors, and a bottle of glue and cut the paper before gluing it over Sonic's picture.
"Wait... is that a picture of Sonic when he was younger?" Toad wondered, noticing that the glued on picture was of Classic Sonic.
"Yep! Everyone knows that we gotta plaster the younger, more classy Sonic onto everything or else no one will care about anything involving that blue weirdo," Waluigi answered.
"So, now what do we do?" Falco quizzed the rest of the squad.
"We still gotta film the robo cop bit and go shooting for more turkeys! I say we shoot the turkeys first!" Wario suggested.
"Alright, but nobody aim for any Cuccos this time!" Waluigi ordered. "I don't want my butt handed to me by a bunch of birds... for the third time today." The group of four left the place, off to grab their weapons.
~Foulwater Falls stops~
Two Pointless Hours Of Hunting Later...
~Encounter from Metal Gear Solid starts to play~
The gang were right outside the Smash Grounds, standing behind some bushes. In front of the ground's gate was a small army of robotic police. Waluigi had the camera set up while Wario, Crazy Hand, Duck Hunt, and Toad were preparing for the final scene to be recorded. And behind them was a burning pile of mostly destroyed robo cops, with only a few still dying in agony to the joy of Kawasaki.
"Remember, we can't mess up this time. These are the last robots we have. Screw up now and we'll have to find another way to do this scene," Duck Hunt Dog reminded everyone.
"Waa! I'm ready to start when you guys are!" Waluigi told the quartet. Each of them nodded before Wario, Duck Hunt, and Toad pulled out their weapons: for Wario, the Dinner Blaster, for DHD, the NES Zapper, and for Toad, Dark Pit's staff.
"Ready for action!" Wario shouted.
"Then let's go already!" Waluigi shouted back.
~Encounter stops playing as Duel from the same game starts~
The lanky plumber then started filming as the quartet jumped out of the bushes and ran for the robots. The robots themselves stood in place and started firing corks from their guns. Duck Hunt and Crazy stopped and started shooting back while Wario and Toad dived behind a log before they joined in the fun. While the robots started to fall quickly, the four managed to keep standing. One of the robots however decided to take a new approach. Tossing its gun aside, it jumped high into the air and whipped out a wooden nightstick. Toad noticed that the cop was aiming for him. Waiting for just the perfect moment, the living mushroom readied his feet. As soon as the cop drew near, Toad flipped backwards, dodging the attack with relative ease. In response, Toad fired a single shot from the staff at the robot's head, completely obliterating it.
~Duel stops~
Once the robot fell to the ground, Toad noticed that the rest of the robot army had been eliminated. The quartet walked back over towards the rest of the gang, sweating from the action.
"How did we manage to screw up something so simple three times in a row?" DHD thought out loud.
"It's Wario's fault! He's the one who blew them all up in one hit the first time, attacked the Cuccos the second, and-" Toad yelled.
"You were the one who attacked those dumb birds, loser! Don't pin the blame on me!" Wario argued.
"Guys, just calm down, please. We shall settle this over a loaf of bread!" Falco said, holding a loaf with angelic wings attached to it.
"Either way, we have all the filming and shooting done! Now all we need are those match videos and we can finally put it all together aga- er, yeah! WOOHOO!" Crazy screamed with delight.
"Waa, that's right! And we still have some time until we have to upload this thing!" Waluigi noted. "Now c'mon, we gotta get those vids!"
XxXx
The entire gang were inside the Wario Bros.'s room once again, with Toad putting the video together while everyone else chatted among each other.
"Waa, I can't believe how stingy your brother was with those videos, Crazy!" Wario commented.
"Yeah, and to think without you, we probably wouldn't have gotten them!" Waluigi added.
"And there we go! The video's put together!" Toad said with pride. "And with only five minutes to spare!"
"Oh yeah, that's- wait, five minutes?! We still haven't gotten the ads handed out yet!" Wario shrieked.
"Leave it to us!" Falco said, he and Crazy Hand rushing out of the room with copies of the original ad. Just as they ran out, Alfonzo poked his head through the door and, despite his smile, started to cry.
~Piranha Plant Slide (Final Lap) from Mario Kart 8 starts to play~
The two ran down the hall, quickly slipping the ads underneath all the doors. As soon as all the rooms had ads, the duo rushed down the stairs and towards the cafeteria, where nearly everyone else was at. Crazy flew ahead at full speed, nearly knocking down Luigi and Ike while doing so. The giant hand then started folding the ads into paper airplanes and started throwing them all over, one of which landed right in Sonic's eye, causing the hedgehog to scream. Feeling satisfied, Crazy and Falco rushed right back out of the cafe before running back upstairs to Master Hand's office. Crazy barged right in before slamming an ad right onto Master Hand's desk before rushing back out. As soon as the two were out of sight, Master Hand entered the room, finding the ad right away.
"Oh... that's what they wanted the videos for..." the giant hand groaned.
Meanwhile, the two were running back up the stairs, heading to all the other floors to deliver more ads, even though pretty much everyone had one at that point. Soon enough, the duo made it to the palace's roof, where a cannon was strangely placed... which also gave Falco an idea.
"Hey Crazy, hand me the rest of the papers!" the bird brain commanded. Crazy obliged, giving Falco every single last ad left. Falco then swiftly stuffed the cannon with all the ads and lit it before the two ran as far away from the cannon as possible. The weapon made an loud bang before it shot all of the ads across the vicinity, one of which managed to land in the Warp Pipe entrance to E. Gadd's laboratory of the Smash World, and plenty more even managed to reach the bustling city of Smashtopolis. As soon as the last ad left their sight, the insane duo ran back inside and into Wario's room as fast as they could.
~Piranha Plant Slide (Final Lap) stops~
"All done, and I only got seventy paper cuts from it!" Crazy squealed, showing off hit cut-up hand... body... whatever.
"We're done too! The video's up on YouTube!" Waluigi commented.
"Ooh! Let's watch it, let's watch it!" the giant hand ecstatically said.
"That's just what we were about to do!" Wario stated, clicking on the video.
... But before the video could start, a fifteen second, unskippable ad for Captain Falcon's new drink, Falcon Punch had to play before hand.
"Waa, stupid ad," Wario complained. "Wasting our time..." And that's when the ad finally ended.
... Only for another unskippable ad, this time one that would play for five minutes, and for Waluigi's Taco Stand, started to play.
"MY OWN AD! WASTING MY OWN TIME! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" Waluigi shouted. Falco already started to doze off, while nearly everyone but the Wario Bros. and Crazy were nearing that point by the time the ad started to end.
... And then a thirty minute ad for Weegee's Even Better Taco Stand started, but everyone was already fast asleep aside from Crazy by this point.
... And then that ad finally ended as the video finally began to play. Crazy woke everybody up as fast as he could, and just barely managed to get them up in time to see the name of the song appear on the screen: WAA-Conda
~An instrumental version of Anaconda starts to play~
"My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't want none unless you got dinner hun!" the infamous Microsoft Sam sang as Wario was break dancing while Waluigi has doing acrobats in the video.
"... What in the world..." Zelda muttered as she watched the video in her room.
"Boy toy named Roy used to live in Dededetroit!" A picture of Roy Koopa showed up on the video.
"Hey, that's me!" Roy shouted, pointing at his computer screen.
"Should be me," the other, worse Roy from Fire Emblem complained.
"Big dong dealer money, he was getting some rupees!" Now, the video was showing Wario, who was beginning to strip.
"MY EYES! MY EYES!" Fred the fish screamed as he watched the video from his house in Bikini Bottom.
"Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a Smasher's Palace!" The video showed Wario and Toad behind the log, shooting at the robotic police.
"THAT'S WHERE MY STAFF WENT! THOSE FUCKERS!" Dark Pit shouted.
"Sir, enjoy the video!" Waluigi shouted as he broke into the room before he shot the angel with the staff.
"Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me top tierish," Wario, now in only a bra and panties, was break dancing again.
"Tiers don't exist!" Jigglypuff complained, ready to smash her computer.
"Be quiet, low tier," Pikachu replied.
"Now that's bread, bread, bread! Gun in my butt, I came dressed to fart!" Wario was now on the Onett stage, releasing a Wario Waft attack on Snake and Sonic.
"Oh... that sure was a fun time," Sonic sarcastically commented.
"Who wanna go first? I had them losing stocks!" Falco was now firing his lasers at Pikachu on the Great Cave Offensive stage.
"I'm high as hell, Waluigi ate Mr. Krabs' pill," Wario was on Skyworld, chomping on Villager on one half of the screen, while Waluigi was eating a massive pill on the other.
"... That still terrifies me," Villager commented.
"I'm hating on Dark Pit," Wario and Falco were now attacking the edgy angel on Green Hill Zone.
"Waa, good thing I knocked him out," Waluigi stated, folding his arms.
"By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals!" Wario was now in the panties again, twerking.
"WARIO IN PANTIES WAS ALREADY TOO MUCH, WHY MUST HE BE TWERKING?!" Lucario yelled in agony.
"Come through and eat 'em in my automobile," Wario and Waluigi, both in panties, were eating Maxim Tomatoes in the Wario Mobile.
"... I never thought I'd see so much of Waluigi's skin," Lucina remarked as a bit of blood dripped from her nose.
"Falco be eatin' it, all of Dr. Mario's pill, with no fever or chill!" Falco, also in panties, was eating a pill.
"I think I understand why those morons were stupid enough to make this thing now... they took too many of my pills," Dr. Mario remarked.
"He keep telling me it's real, that he love my WAA appeal," Wario and Waluigi were break dancing again.
"Because he don't like 'em Dry Boney, he want something he can grab!" Mario was seen jumping on some Dry Bones.
"That's offensive!" Bowser roared.
"Enjoy the video!" Waluigi shouted once again, barging into Bowser and his son's room and firing the staff again.
"So I pulled up in the WAA, and I hit 'em with the jab like... WAA-W-W-WAA-WAA-W-W-WAA-WAA!"
"My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't want none unless you got dinner hun! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Look at her spaghetti! Look at her spaghetti!" Tingle was now eating lotsa spaghetti.
"This dude named Wario likes to ride motorcycles. Pingas bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Prism's!" Wario was riding his Wario Bike across the Prism Tower stage, running over Samus.
"... Then which tower are they talking abou- wait, why are they comparing towers to Wario's... GROSS!" Lucario thought.
"Real country donkey guy, let me play with his rifle. Weegee put his butt to sleep, now he calling me Cyndaquil," Wario was now petting a Cyndquil.
"At least that's cute and not nightmare fuel," Master Hand stated.
"Now that bread bread bread. I tell you hwut, Hank brought the Propane!" Tingle was now driving a Propane truck.
"... Where did they even manage to get half of this stuff from?" Shadow wondered.
"Who's Hank?" Pikachu asked.
"He toss my salad like his name Romaine, and I don't know anymore but Balmain!" Wario and Tingle were break dancing in panties.
"It's a good thing I'm used to seeing Tingle in panties," Toon Link muttered.
"I'm hating on Sonic," Now a clip of Wario attacking Sonic on Final Destination played.
"Great, and they had to throw that in too," Sonic complained.
"By the way, what he say? He can tell I ain't missing no meals! Come through and eat 'em in my automobile. Falco be eatin' it, all of Dr. Mario's pill, with no fever or chill! He keep telling me it's real, that he love my WAA appeal. Because he don't like 'em Dry Boney, he want something he can grab! So I pulled up in the WAA, Mayweather with the jab like... WAA-W-W-WAA-WAA-W-W-WAA-WAA!"
"My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't want none unless you got dinner hun! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my gosh, look at her spaghetti! Look at her spaghetti! Look at her spaghetti!"
"Little in the middle but she got much dinner! Little in the middle but she got much dinner! Little in the middle but she got much dinner! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti!" Wario and Toad were now eating as much food as they can.
"My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't... My Pingas don't want none unless you got dinner hun! (Don't don't don't) My Pingas don't... (Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you got dinner hun!" Wario, Waluigi, Falco and Tingle were all breakdancing. "Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti! Oh my WAA, look at her spaghetti!" Toad was eating a whole Wario statue made of spaghetti.
"Finally the end is near," Olimar muttered.
"You do realize you can just stop watching this, right?" Alph asked.
"No," Fat Mario said, randomly appearing in Olimar and Alph's room just to kick Alph.
"Yeah, he love this fat dong! Yeah! This one is for my Smashers with a fat dong in the stinking club! I said, "Where my fat dong big Smashers in the club?" WAA those skinny Smashers," Wario was performing an air guitar solo.
"WAA those skinny Smashers in the club, I wanna see all the big dong Smashers in the motherstinking club, WAA you if you skinny Smashers. What? Waluigi time! Yeah. I got a big fat dong. Come on!"
~Anaconda stops~
"... That was still bad," Meta Knight stated, turning away from his and Lucario's computer. "But I'd take this odd parody over the original, considering the fact that it just tries to be stupid rather than be serious and... disturbingly sexual. Why must the youth be watching such... questionable music videos?"
"Can you really call this a parody though like those idiots are?" Lucario asked.
"A parody is a mimicry of something with deliberate exaggeration for comedic effect. That video was just that," Meta Knight answered.
"But it was terrible! It was dumb, it was overly sexual..."
"So was the original. This just took everything bad about the original and took it up to absurd levels." With that, Meta Knight warped out of the room the same way he always does, by surrounding himself with his cape.
XxXx
"Waa! Would you look at all these likes?!" Wario cheered, staring right at the like bar on the YouTube video. "I think we've got this safely monetized!"
... And then it instantly got demonetized but they didn't notice. R.I.P. Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy, and Toad's hopes and dreams, it would've been demonetized even if it met with YouTube's standards.
"And then we can buy all the nuclear pickles we can get our giant hands on!" Crazy commented, spazzing as usual.
"Or we can buy weapons of mass destruction and wipe out every single last creature in the multiverse," Chef Kawasaki suggested.
"Or we can get some more robo cops to shoot!" Waluigi brought up.
"Come to think of it... where the heck did you manage to get all of those robots in the first place?" Sans the skeleton, who showed up out of nowhere, wondered.
"Yeah... Waluigi, weren't you the one who got them? Where'd you find them?" Duck Hunt Dog asked. Waluigi just stared into space as everyone surrounded him... until a certain loud scream boomed.
"WHERE IS MY ROBOT POLICE ARMY?!" E. Gadd screamed, all the way from his Smash World lab. Everything stayed silent for a few seconds afterwards...
... Until everyone in the room except for Kawasaki and Sans started screaming, knowing that Elvin would eventually figure out what happened and would demand for something in return. While they screamed, their video started to get disliked to all hell and back, and nearly everyone at the palace started screaming around the door, with Lucario banging his hand on it and nearly everyone else holding torches, pitchforks, and Cuccos.