Omake:
Author: Yo! I'm here once again, your disgusting author. This story will be rated M jn the future chapters. So now, please do the disclaimer, Shinpachi-kun.
Glasses: ...
Author: Let's be-
Shinpachi: Oiii! Stop already that joke! It's not funny anymore. Besides, why are my glasses in the omake last chapter! Nobody invited me! And you're talking to it like it's a normal thing to do!
Author: You were busy singing chome-chome in the last omake so I didn't bother to invite you anymore. I've just invited the real Shinpachi instead. Ne, shinpachi-kun?
Glasses: ...
Shinpachi: What do you mean by the real Shinpachi?! Aaa, I'm too tired to act as the straight man right now. I just need to do the disclaimer, right?
Author: Yep!
Shinpachi: The stupid author does not own GINTAMA.
Author: Neither the glasses.
Chapter 1: Kids hate staying at home
It was another boring day for Kamui. He barely gets screentime but when he finally gets his screentime, he was asked to apologize. Like he'll do anything like that.
It's been months since he saw his imouto-chan in Yoshiwara. He can still remember it like it happened yesterday. He never really cared about her but after seeing her again, he begins thinking of her and becomes more concern if she was okay living with 2 idiots. Before he knows it, it was not just a sibling love anymore. It was already a serious love.
He would always reminisce how she looks good in her Kimono which turns him on. Her beautiful pale skin, her delicate lips, her body figure and her cute face. It was all perfect for him. Now, a part of him was regretting that he didn't stay with her while watching her grow to become a beautiful woman, but there's also a part of him saying that leaving was the right thing to do.
'I have no time for love. I only need to quench my thirst and defeat everyone who stands in my way. There's no need to regret and turn back for I've chosen this path myself' He said to himself.
He was too lost in thought that he forget that Abuto was beside him doing all the paperworks that he was the one who should be doing it.
"Danchou, what are you spacing out for?" Abuto asked.
"Nothing. Just thinking on how would I be able to fight that silver-haired samurai." Kamui lied. If he said to Abuto that he was thinking about his sister, he would pick on him that he has a sister complex though it's really true. So he just decided to change the topic.
"I'm bored. I envy you Abuto. You're always busy doing that." Kamui chuckeld.
"Blockhead! You should be the one doing this! It's really hard having a captain, I mean an admiral like you." Abuto sighed. He knows that Kamui hates doing this boring works. He just wanted to fight, fight and fight so he has no choice but to do it all by himself.
"Abuto"
"Hmm?"
"I'll go outside for awhile."
"Ehh? Wait until I finished this."
"My blood is going to rot if I still waited for a minute here. Since we're already here in Earth, I wanted to see what kind of planet we will destroy."
"It's dangerous to go outside alone. We're wanted criminals. And it's sunny outside, do you want to die?"
"Ma, it will be fine. I'll just kill anyone if they recognized me" Kamui smiled.
"That's what makes me more worried! You're going to attract many attentions if you did that! Aaaa, It's really hard to deal with a stupid Admiral." Abuto sighed.
"You're being a mother-hen again, Abuto. Don't worry, I'll be fine. I just wanted to take a stroll"
"Even if you said not to worry, I'm still worried. We're talking about you here. What if the Shinsengumi recognized you? What if you see the silver-haired samurai that you're dying to kill?"
"Ja, I just have to kill the Shinsengumi who saw me, right? And about the samurai, I'll try to hold myself back."
"Don't try, do it! Then what about if you saw your sister?"
Kamui's mood suddenly changed upon hearing that. Yes, he might see his sister since their stop was in Edo.
"What will I do?" Kamui chuckled leaving a confused Abuto.
"You know Abuto that I have no use for weaklings, therefore, I will not do anything unless she tried to kill me" Kamui said in a serious tone.
"Aaa, whatever. Just go wherever you want, but don't blame if you get yourself in trouble." Abuto said in a defeated voice. It was futile in asking him to wait a little longer. He knew his captain very well. He will do anything just to get anything he wants.
"I'll be back."
"Keep yourself asshole safe!"
Abuto just sighed. He's stucked once again in the paperworks, but he's more worried what kind of stunt will Kamui pull this time.
"ARRRRGH! I have no time to worry about that Blockhead! I need to finish this today!"
As usual, Abuto is stuck in doing the paper works again thanks to his stupid captain, I mean admiral. It was another busy for him again.
Omake:
Author: I don't recall how many times I've rewrite this chapter. *sighs*
Gin: Oi! Where's my promised Screentime?!
Author: Soon... Anyway, I know my english sucks. It's not my native language. Hontou ni sumimasen deshita! *bows*
Gin: Che. You better put me in the future chapters or else I'll tell Souchiro-kun that you're pairing Kagura with Kamui and Hijikata.
Author: It's sougo, danna. Anyway, rest assured. You'll have screentime in the future chapters. Oh, I almost forgot. We actually have a special guest right now. Please take a seat.
Gin: Eh? There's actually a chair here?
Author: None, I just need something to say. Back to our topic. Our special guest for today is the mayo nicotine freak who always do the dirty things in Shinsengumi. Hijikata Toushiro!
Hijikata: Who do you call a mayo nicotine freak?! And what's with that dirty things?! It's sounds inappropriate!
Gin: Tosshi, are you ready?
Hijikata: Don't call me tosshi, you wavy wavy guy!
Gin: Huh?! The hell did you say?! Let's take this outside!
Author: Oi, stop fighting infront of the gods of this fanfic, if I have one.
Hijikata: Che. So what I'm supposed to do here?
Author: Strip.
Hijikata: Huh?
Author: Don't worry. This is a rated M fanfic so it should be okay.
Hijikata: That's not the point here!
Gin: Ja, what's the problem, Oonishi-kun?
Hijikata: Who the hell are you calling Oonishi?! Aaaaargh! You guys are idiots. I don't want to deal with you anymore. I'm leaving.
Gin: Are?
Author: Did we do something, danna?
Gin: Just don't mind him. It's just a guy on his period. *picks nose*
Author: Ahh, I see. By the way danna, since Hijikata-san has already leave. You do the ending ritual.
Gin: What ending ritual?
Author: You know, begging for reviews.
Gin: And here I thought it was something else. Minna-san, you don't need to force yourselves in reviewing here.
Author: Oi!
Sorry for the crappy and short chapter. I really love doing Omake, isn't that obvious? Lol. Anyway, reviews and mockery are greatly appreciated.