warning : possiple yaoi possiple anything that why it's rated m


chapter1

naruto

Haru: okay folks were here with the naruto characters to ask some very important questions our first question will be about hair ok naru-chan .

naru-chan:yay am firstjumps around excitedly o.k what about my hair haru-chan

Haru: well i was just wondering if that's your real hair color

naru-chan: o.o wha..? of course it's real why would you ask such a question ?

Haru: well let's just make sure

naru-chan: well how do we do that haru-chan

Haru: all you have to do is take off your pants of course

naru-chan: oh OK is completely oblivious so he takes off his pants

Haru: grabs camera and starts taking pictures at every angle

naru-chan: still completely oblivious what'cha doing haru-chan

Haru: 0.0 um i'mmmm...taking ...these for...evidence! yes that's right evidence yes that's what it is

naru-chan: tatally buts it oh ok

sasuke inters the scene and sees naruto and gets a massive nose bleed

naru-chan: oh sasu- chan your here runs to sasuke

sasuke: gets an even bigger nose bleed when naruto glomps him

naru-chan: oh no sasu-chan your bleeding , i know i'll just kiss it and make it better.

sasuke: tries to get away from naru-chan but poor little naru-chan just falls on top of him

Haru: grabs camera and starts taking pictures at every angle again

sasuke: that's it i give up grabs poor naru-chan into a room and closes the door

Haru: 0.0 poor naru-chan...instantly cheers up oh well more yaoi for me. grabs a knife , make a hole through the door and sticks a camera lense into it all right everyone thats all for now until next time . nw get out of here so i can wach this in peace


alrigh people please review your question or you can review to help me in my writting either way please review. holds up chibi naruto with watery puppy dog eyespwease review .