The treatment of Spike and his role
FMV: Hello everyone, this is your host Fullmetal Vampire along with my co-host Spike and co-hostess Princess Luna.
Spike: Hey everybody. I'm so excited right now.
Luna: Greetings, I really wanted to know how Spike feels about the way he is treated.
FMV: I'm glad you could join us with this Luna.
Luna: It is no problem at all Fullmetal. I'm happy to be here to offer my thoughts and opinions.
FMV: Great, alright, let's get started. Spike, how do you feel about the way you're treated by your friends in Ponyville?
Spike: I'm not bothered by it most of the time. There are times when I feel like I'm more of a pest than anything or that I'm the problem and my friends have to clean it up.
FMV: You're not a pest Spike.
Luna: He is correct young drake. When you were in Canterlot helping my sister and me with all the paperwork we had and giving me company was more of a help than anything else.
Spike: Really? You really think so?
FMV & Luna: Yes.
Spike: Thank you both. You're the best friends a dragon could have.
FMV: No problem Spike. Anyways, how do you feel about your role?
Spike: My role with my friends? I guess that I'm the one who is helpful when they need the help.
Luna: Yes, you were there when I needed help with some of the modern terms ponies use.
FMV: Aw, you two look so adorable together!
Spike: Vamp! Don't say that!
Luna: R-really? W-we do?
FMV: Calm yourself Spike, and yes Luna, you two do look adorable together. That's all the time we have for today. Fullmetal Vampire signing out.
Spike: Dang it Vamp. Spike signing out.
Luna: Spike and me? Oh, goodbye everyone. Luna signing out.