DAYS OF THE WEEK
Konan walked up behind Kisame, sitting on the couch, and whispered in his ear over the back, "The hideout at 8" She did the same with Hidan, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.
Konan stood at the front of the large hidden room. "I've gotten an idea! Depending on how sexy you are during the week, you could add a lap dance to your visit." A few murmurs. Konan put her hands on her hips "And if you already have a lap dance, you could get sex." A few excited noises and subtle discussion. Konan shushed them and said "Dissmissed." She left first and went to her room.
Once there, she sat at her desk and took out her S.C. (Sex calendar). She picked a random day and activity and wrote them down for Itachi. "The 30th, 69. Hmhm" She chuckled to herself and taped the calendar under a drawer of her desk. "Now nobody can find it...Hopefully." She flopped down on her bed and sighed contently. "My life rocks. I wonder what Pein's doing? He's not been involved in my flirting for a while. I'm gonna go change that."
She knocked on the door to Pein's room and peeked her head in. "Of course not. He's always in his office." She continued down the hall and met Sasori on the way. She glared at him and he glared back. "Sasori."
"Konan."
She kept walking and got to Pein's office. She knocked lightly and peeked her head in. "Peeeeiiiiin-kuuunnn?" Pein looked up from his computer. "Yes, Konan?" She walked up to his desk shaking her hips seductively and sat on the corner of his desk. "Nothin'. Just bored."
"I could give you a mission." He joked. "Ha ha. Whatcha doin?" She countered, peeking around at the desktop. "Not much. Answering emails, checking the status of political figures, pretty much looking for things for others to do." Konan sniffed. "You do this all day!?" Pein thought for a minute. "Yeah."
Konan sighed and flopped down on the leather couch opposite Pein's desk. She groaned and took off her cloak. Pein looked up. "What? It's hot!" Konan layed down on the couch with one arm behind her head and the other drawing invisible lines on the top of the couch. "Hey, Pein, you ever dated anyone?" Pein sat back in his chair after shutting his computer off. "Hmm...No, I don't believe so." Konan hummed in agreement.
"Would you ever have sex with a girl like me?" Pein blinked. "What do you mean, 'a girl like you'?"
"You know, someone who loves to flirt, wants sex every night, gets totally annoying, etcetera, etcetera."
Pein chuckled shortly. "Depends on how well I know you, I guess."
Konan sat up immediately. "Hey, hey, I never said me." Pein sat up straight. "I know." Konan bit her lip and sat back again. "Do you care if I ask you an uncomfortable question?" Pein laughed in his naturally low-tone voice and answered, "Of course not."
Konan hummed to herself and licked her lips. "If I told you I was horny, how would you respond?"
Pein smiled. "I guess I'd have to help you out with that." Konan laughed and stood up, picking up her cloak. 'Five more nights until Tobi...' She thought to herself,and turned to Pein. 'I can't. He's my leader and if he ever found out about my plot...no. He wont find out. Fuck this. I'm gonna try my luck with Itachi tonight'
"I'm going to bed. I'm exhausted." She yawned sleepily as she left his room and stopped by her own room to drop off her cloak, then skipped a few doors to Itachi's room. She knocked three times and peeked her head in. Itachi was lying on his stomach with his eyes closed and his head on his hands, folded under his chin. "Kisame, I told you, I'm not hungry." Konan giggled and Itachi turned around to see her. "Oh, it's you." Konan "hmph"'d and jumped onto the bed beside him after he replaced his head to his hands. She straddled his lower back and he hummed suspiciously. Konan started massaging his shoulders and he instantly relaxed.
Konan moved down his back and eventually forced a content grunt out of him and smirked. "Am I good?" Itachi grunted. Konan laughed and continued on to his lower back, then back up past his middle to his shoulder blades. Itachi tilted his head slightly to the side, and Konan bent down coser to his neck, breathing slightly on his ear. She wanted so badly to bite his earlobe, but decided against it. Instead, she leaned ever so slightly closer to his neck, 'I'm gonna regret this...' She bit his neck hard and Itachi groaned contently.
Konan sat back up and got an idea. "You know, I could get your back better if your shirt wasn't here." Itachi sighed. "Don't push your luck." Konan laughed. "Okay, okay. But I'm exhausted, really. I'm gonna go to bed." She slid a hand down his back as she stood up, and he did, too. She glanced his way, and he said "I'm going to bed, too." Konan smiled and walked to the door and grabbed the knob. Itachi added quickly, "You know,....I wonder how Pein would react if he found you in my bed in the morning?" Konan smiled. "You wanna find out? I feel like messing with him."
"Get ready for bed, I'll be right here." Konan left and went to her own room.
Konan sighed and unbuttoned her top completely, throwing it onto her bed. She slid her thumbs into the waistband of her spandex pants and pulled them down, too, bending way down to touch her toes, taking the pants with her. She threw them, too, onto her bed, leaving her in her light blue strapless bra and matching thong.
She jumped when someone knocked on her door, and forgot about her half-nakedness temporarily to answer her door, opening it fully to reveal herself. "Yes?" Kisame stood there, and became flustered and scratched the back of his head and looked around frantically anywhere but at Konan's bulging breasts, about ready to pop out of their tiny garment. "Er..uhm...hey, h-have you seen Tobi?" Konan put her hand on her hip and rested her head on the door. "Hmmm...I don't think so. Why so nervous?"
Kisame laughed. "You're only half-naked standing in the doorway to your room." Konan straightened up and looked down at herself. "Oh, that's right. Sorry 'bout that." She went over to her dresser and bent down to retrieve her clear-ish blue night dress, once again taunting Kisame (bent down). He sniffed and tried to look away, but failed and ended up staring as she dug through her drawers looking for her dress.
"Dammit...Here it is." She took it out and turned around, reaching behind her to unstrap her bra. "Uhm...Excuse me." She said, and Kisame noticed his fault. "Oh! Sorry." He closed the door and left to his room to take care of his problem.
Konan finished changing and left down the hall to Itachi's room. She opened the door silently and slipped in unnoticed, closing it behind her. Itachi stood there in his boxers holding his black night shirt in front of him, and pulled it on, accidentally pulling his hair out of its ponytail. His cloak lie on the floor at Konan's feet. She picked it up and inhaled deeply, taking in the addictive smell. Konan giggled as it slipped out of her hands and Itachi turned around. "Oh, hi, Konan." He bent down and got his hair tie, placing it on his dresser. He sat on the edge of his bed, and Konan layed down on her side, flipping off the lamp on her nightstand. She crawled under the covers and turned to face Itachi.
"What's wrong?" She asked him, propping her head on her hand. He shook his head slowly. "It's just...It's practically torture, having to sleep next to a woman like you, unable to touch you."
"Who said you couldn't touch me?"
"I did. It becomes difficult to stop once I start."
"What if I don't want you to stop?"
"Konan. Please understand. This isn't physical. It's just as a joke. And I'm tired anyway. Get some rest." He turned out his light and slipped under the covers, turning away from Konan. She slipped an arm around his middle, and surprisingly enough, he didn't object. She hugged him closer and buried her face in his back, quickly falling asleep. He did the same.