CHAPTER 1

As the morning light began to fill Sheldon's room Sheldon and Amy began to stir. Sheldon sighed and noted that he was still in a euphoric state of piece. He also noted that he was still on top of Amy. He must have passed out on top of her at some point during their night of passion.

"Good morning Fiancé!" He whispered lovingly propping himself up with his arms and looking into Amy's greenish-blue eyes.

"Good morning Fiancé!" Amy giggled as Sheldon leaned down and kissed her.

"I love you!" He whispered into her ear.

"I love you too!" She whispered back.

"Forgive me for passing out on top of you!" Sheldon whispered blushing. "Are you uncomfortable?"

"Oh of course not!" Amy sighed seductively. "I could stay like this all day if it was possible!"

"Hmmm me too!" Sheldon whispered into her ear. "But alas it would probably be inappropriate!"

"Hmmm we could try the shower thing everyone else does!" Amy replied seductively.

"Oooh that would be fun!" Sheldon replied noting that phrase sounded funny coming from him.

He rose to get up and they both gasped. He looked down at himself and Amy.

"Oh dear ummm . . ." Sheldon replied unsure how to proceed.

"Um hang on a second!" Amy replied taking a deep breath. "Okay try again!"

Sheldon tried to rise again and they both gasped.

"Oh dear!" They replied in unison.

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Penny was poring coffee as Leonard came out of her room.

"So what do you want to do first the petting zoo or the farmer's market?" Penny asked handing him the coffee.

"I think it's best that we do the petting zoo first!" Leonard replied as he took a sip. "If we bring vegetables to the zoo we might cause a stampede!"

"Oh yeah!" Penny replied as she pored herself a cup. "We wouldn't want to risk getting bitten by a goat and getting goat powers!"

Leonard nearly choked on his coffee as they both laughed. They put down their mugs still laughing and embraced each other.

"I love you!" They replied in unison as Leonard's phone rang. They sighed pressing their foreheads together as Leonard took out his phone.

"What is it Sheldon?" Leonard asked impatiently.

Penny could hear Sheldon on the other end speaking in some kind of foreign language. If she had to guess it must've been Klingon.

"Sheldon Sheldon slow down I can't understand you!" Leonard replied calmly. "Did you say you got locked in your room!"

Leonard put a finger in his other ear in order to hear Sheldon as he spoke again.

"You got stuck in your room in what!" Leonard asked getting impatient.

Penny rolled her eyes as she heard Sheldon yell in that Klingon language again. Leonard began laughing.

"Yeah right Sheldon!" Leonard laughed. "That's funny! Where are you really?"

"HE'S NOT KIDDING LEONARD!" Penny heard Amy squeak out on the other end.

"Oh my God! Hang on we'll be right there!" Leonard exclaimed and hung up the phone. "You're not going to believe this!"

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They immediately rushed back over to the apartment and straight into Sheldon's room. Once there they couldn't believe their eyes.

"Oh my God!" They exclaimed in unison.

Sheldon and Amy were on top of each other in Sheldon's bed underneath the sheets. They were both blushing and didn't want to look at them.

"Okay um . . . how exactly did this happen again?" Leonard asked still unable to comprehend what he saw in front of him.

"We were celebrating our anniversary last night!" Sheldon replied shakily. "Then one thing lead to another then we awoke to find that we were unable to um disconnect."

"Wow um!" Leonard replied unsure how to proceed.

"I've never heard of this happening before!" Penny replied still awestruck. "My brother had sex in a corn field once and got a tick on one of his balls once."

"Oh god!" Sheldon and Amy moaned.

"Um okay um Sheldon Amy would you mind if we took a look?" Leonard asked hesitantly.

"If you must!" Sheldon replied as Amy just mumbled.

Leonard held the sheet up while Penny reluctantly took a closer look.

"Amy have you tried relaxing?" Came Penny's voice.

"I've tried but it doesn't work!" Amy replied taking a deep breath as Penny stood up.

"Did you use any lubrications?" Leonard asked.

"Now why would we do that?" Sheldon asked before Amy could answer. "We don't even squeak!"

Penny clapped her hand to her mouth while Leonard pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Okay we'll explain that to you later!" Leonard replied sighing. "Penny you call Bernadette and Howard and I'll call Raj and Emily!"

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