Arwen Gets a Cell Phone

by Distant Lands

I was bored at school so I wrote this random stupid fic. AU and characters are kind of OOC. Flames will be laughed at, and if you don't like random stupidity, then don't read. Also, this will be continued.

2. Chapter 2

"Daddy, I'm HOME!" shouted Arwen, "I bought the $999,999 cell phone I said I would!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Elrond shouted, ran outside, and jumped into a lake.

"DADDY!" yelled Arwen; she jumped into the lake as well.

They both died. The End.