Tony: Hey guys it's later than planned and I am SOOOO sorry but my computer was busted so I had to use library and stuff but luckily I got a new monitor (since mine was like 4 years old); and this one is MUCH faster and hopefully I will make less mistakes. Sorry no yaoi here for you yaoi fangirls, but there anyway here we are in Go Google It sung by the lovely Megurine Luka and the always loveable Kumai Gakupo so let's get this party started!

Note: as a side note I decide to be against the whole bold, italics things.

X~X~Go Google It X~X~

Tyra got off Tony's back. "Aw gosh, man Tyra what did you eat?" Tony said rubbing his aching back. "Keep going and you gonna get your balls chopped off." Tyra said aggressively, Tony sighed and looked around the plain white area "at least were safe, speaking of which where ARE we exactly?" Tyra looked at the un-damaged iPod "we are in Go google it, see our bimbo anywhere Uke?" Tony looked around "nope" he answered. Tony noticed two figures off in the distance. "But Luka and Ga-"Tyra took off racing a small puff cloud of dust behind her. "Kupo" Tony finished and started walking to the two figures; he walked for a bit before crashing into someone. Tony tumbled backward landing on his bottom. He looked up it was a woman "oh I'm sorry." She said "It's ok." Tony said. "Yea I was just trying to get away from that creeper Gakupo, he just asked me my sizes, the color of my panties and such." Tony tilted his head a smirk spread across his face "I think I might have the solution, Miss …" "Megurine … Megurine Luka" she said.

~Tyra and Gakupo~

Tyra ran up to Gakupo in spaztic happiness. "Gakupo, Hi!" she yelled as he smiled at her and gave her a quick hug. "Haruki, when did you … ah who cares?" Gakupo hugged her again, squeezing her lightly. She smiled brilliantly "nice outfit" Gakupo commented, Tyra wore a high-neck white shirt with a purple tie over that was a grey short cropped jack trimmed in a purple with sleeves that went down inches below her fingertips and a yellow strap on each shoulders. With black shorts, white thigh-high socks, and black and purple Kaito-kike shoes, Gakupo couldn't help but look at her admiring her. Tyra held her hand up to his face. "Hey stop staring, my uke stares enough as is, you wanna stare at something I'll give you something to look at." Tyra held up a fist, she was sorta irritated. "Sorry Haruki, but please" Gakupo got on his knees "help me your like Luka, so tell me how can I get her to like me?" Tyra (Tsundere) enjoyed watching boys grovel at her feet and feeling dominant. She smiled smugly as she motioned the purple-haired male get up. "Fine" Tyra said "really?" Gakupo asked like a small child. "Yea," Tyra said "Can't have my Gaku-san in peril, it's just not cool." She placed a hand on her hip and asked. "Now what was your approach?" Gakupo scratched his head and tilted it as well "M-my approach is I ask her questions." "Like?" Tyra asked, with a face showing that she was ready for a stupid answer.

"Her favorite food, if she likes eggplant, her email, the color of her panties," Gakupo paused "and … and is she was wearing any." He said quietly. Tyra sighed and looked awe-striken, Gakupo braced himself for a punch to the face, when he did feel it he opened and eye and saw Tyra trying to hold in laughter failing at it and ended up laugh like an idiot. Gakupo stared at her slightly scared; Tyra stopped laughing and sat up straight, and cleared her throat. She held back a few giggles and said "Dude you're all kinds of stupid, but if I think of it," Tyra scratched the back of her head and smiled a goofy Yamamoto smile (*sigh* Tyra) "those are all things I would ask, too. I'm no closet perv. Anyways what is her usual response?" Gakupo looked down "Go Google or I don't have time." Tyra face lit with enlightenment (BHUDDA.) "Ahh the love master, your lovely Dr. Haruki, tell you what she means. She smiled cynically and Gakupo listened to her rather lengthy explanation about Luka's "hidden" feelings …

~Tony and Luka~

"Ok so what does Gakupo ask?" Tony inquired; Luka rubbed her chin in between her thumb and index finger "Let's see oh if I eat eggplant, my email, where I live, my PANTY color and if I am wearing any." Tony was taking mental notes of this, and then scratched his head. "This is very troublesome, well to drive him away what do you usually say?" Luka sighed and turned her head to a window that was literally just floating in mid-air. "I often say I don't have time for this, or to go Google it." Tony sighed "too weak" Luka huh'd. "I said too weak you see excuses are either very weak or very believable but for you however you are supposed to use small excuses, your "Don't have time" excuses just obviously shows you don't want to talk to him, you're acting like some stole your pants or are trying to stop someone from jumping in a nuclear reactor, make short and believable excuses, like you have to work late or you have to pick up milk on the way home." Luka looked doubtful at the boy in the black and white outfit. "Will that work?" she asked "of course, love blinded idiots do anything for their crushes!" Luka looked down "but he will just come back with more!" Tony looked at her with a smile "then were gonna have to come up with a lot of these excuses let's get started."

~Tyra and Gakupo~

"Oh I get it!" Gakupo chanted lowering his fist in his other hands, after Tyra (lengthy) explanation. "So she does like me, but she's in denial?" Tyra then sighed deeply and said "Yea, she does women are like that, get used to it." Gakupo sighed and gave her skeptical look as if she was crazy. Tyra gave him a smug look "well now that you know let's go see Luka and see what reaction we get." Gakupo smiled "Thanks Haruki you're a genius!" "I know I know, now let's go." Tyra said

~Luka and Tony~

"All right now that last one is you have to go help Miku with her homework." Tony said as he handed the list of lies to Luka. "Ok thank you Kyo-kun, now let's get something to eat" Luka said with a smiled as they walked through a doorway in to a kitchen (that was just out in the open, literally) Tony sat on the counter as Luka began to prepare some takoyaki. Luka was feeling well and had nearly 200 excuses to blow off Luka's suitor. Tony pondered about in his mind until on question crossed his mind, he looked over at Luka, who was chopping some octopus, staring cautiously at an eggplant that lay on a basket of fruit and veggies. "Um, Luka?" Tony asked "hmm yes Tony?" Luka chirped in her angelic voice, Tony looked down for a second then took a deep breath and asked "how do you feel about Gakupo?" Luka looked and him and stopped cutting she was going to cut an eggplant to add to a side dish, her butcher knife was in the air, Tony pulled out the chain (which was linked to a pocketwatch) Tony shield the hit Luka would soon give him. Instead Luka swung her knife down on the eggplant, splitting it in half. Luka looked shyly at Tony and sighed "well, I love and hate the way he acts around me" Tony gave a small smile. "I understand that much but … do you love him or rather who you really love, Luka?" Luka blushed heavily.

~All Four of Them~

"I swear you are so stupid Luka!" the comment was then following by a hushing noise then a thump, although it was hard to hide in a plain white area with the only thing to hide behind is a counter and a thin doorway. Tony looked over at the fallen Gakupo, a giant hammer-wielding Tyra behind him "Sorry Gakupo, Luka but I make a point." Luka's face burned a deep red and Gakupo got up and said "I heard everything." Luka quickly looked around as she quickly remembered one of the excuses Tony told her. "B-before you get the wrong idea," her voice frantic as she tried to calm down her eye caught the pre-packaged tuna, she quickly snatched it. "My face is red but only because I've been eating a lot of this great tuna!" Gakupo's smile widened "That's not really the truth."

"It really is" Luka said, almost flustered "You really love me." Gakupo said. "You're stupid "Luka said, Tyra walked over to Tony looked kind of disappointed, they continue to watch as Gakupo hugged Luka from behind. "How sweet" Tony said they both heard a scream, and saw that Luka had taken a fork from her shirt and stabbed Gakupo. "Oh my" Tony said amazed at the blood that flowed from Gakupo's injured hand. Tony was then greet by a hammer slamming down next to him "wha-" he said before Tyra shot him a fake smile and said "She stabbed him, I whack you with my hammer!" Tony quickly ran and pulled out his pocket watch mistaking it for the iPod, "Gah!" He said running desperately from the deranged girl, Tony finally managed to fish out the iPod and quickly switched the song on it, and it sounded kinda of highland-ish and started with a piano solo. "Oh-no" Tony said reach for the iPod before the notes encircled him and Tyra. They disappeared again and reappear 300 feet in the air, free falling down onto another white area below them a black spot and teal spot next to it, a blonde dot not too far from it.

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