Okay, I thought that I might want to expand a little on this little 101 things Tai Lung may not do.

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Number
77. I may not touch a female's private in public so I could receive a slap in the face.
78. Or a male's private so I could get a phone number.

Tai Lung: I did those stuffs before I signed that agreement. That's why this story is about what happened during that time… Yawn…

The market was busy with activities as every villagers started to haggle and shout at the top of their lungs to promote their items to everyone. Meanwhile, in a nearby restaurant, the guys from the Jade Palace decided to take the time off to have some leisure for them selves. They had slipped off training and gathered at a nearby tea restaurant.

"I bet dad's tea is much better than this mediocre piece of leaf." Po pouted at his tea.

"You should be grateful that Master Shifu even gave us a slip from training today." Crane answered back the giant panda.

"Yeah Po," Monkey scooped up a fried wanton and gave it a small nimble. The juice from the wanton trickled down the prime mate's chin as he frantically tried to wipe it away.

Tai Lung, Po, Crane, Monkey and Mantis were so engrossed into their conversation that they nearly forgot about the time. Lucky enough, Crane was more observant than any of them and told that they should be going.

"Else Master Shifu will have us do training double time." He shuddered at that thought.

"Yo, hot chick at twelve o' clock," Po pointed north.

Obliviously enough, two female bengal tigers were laughing as they talked with each other on the streets. The females were beautiful, from top to toe and their fur was ravished with beauty. Their eyes were glistening pearly white and such beauty that mesmerizes them.

"Alright," Tai Lung groomed his fur a little.

"Wait," Po slapped on his shoulder. "You're gonna hit on em'?"

"Of course; who could resist me?" Tai Lung made a seductive pose; arms flexing his muscles and charming features.

Everyone groans at his remark about himself.

"May I tell you that its time to go?" Crane said.

"Relax Crane," Tai Lung answered. "This will just take a while."

"What are you gonna do?" Mantis curiously asked.

"Hit on em'."

"That's it?"

"Yeah."

"A date?"

"Perhaps."

Mantis burst out laughing at the snow leopard.

"What? You think I can't get one?"

"Oh no, hehe…" Mantis wiped away a drop of tear from his eyes. "I bet you'll get slapped."

"No I won't."

"Prove it." Mantis dared the snow leopard.

"I will!" He slammed his fist on the table. "Either I get a phone number, or a slap. I reckon, I'll get the former than the latter."

"Go then," Mantis gestured the snow leopard.

"This is gonna be funny." Monkey told the guys.

"Oh wait!" Mantis stopped the snow leopard. The small bug whispered something at his ears and Tai Lung's eyes widen.

"You…" Tai Lung sighed. "What's in it for me?"

"I have a collection of-" Mantis buzzed his remaining sentence to the cat's ears. His ears perked up and grinned at the piece of information given by the bug.

"Alright," Tai Lung answered back. "I will not get slap."

"We'll see…."

The snow leopard casually walked down the streets, heading directly towards the two hot bengal tigers. He pretended that he was interested in one of the antiques at the nearby merchant, occasionally stealing a glance at them. His sensitive ears perked up when he heard the two female's conversation.

"Don't look now sis but, I think that snow leopard is interested in us."

"Oh? Really?" the other sister turned around to face Tai Lung, who now, had his back turned.

"He's a hot one." She giggled delightfully.

"Yeah he is. Look at his fur and muscles, all well hidden under that beautiful fur coat. I bet he's a great warrior."

"Must be. Or maybe he's a general of an army." Both of them giggled harder.

Tai Lung's eyes glowed in pride and his ego poured in as he heard their remarks

"No one can resist me." Tai Lung slowly flexed his muscles from behind as he took his cue to show off what he had in him. He was so used to it that it was practically on auto-pilot whenever a female drooled over him. It was his favourite.

The females swooned over the handsome snow leopard. My cue to go.

"Hello ladies," the snow leopard turned to face them. "Beautiful day?"

"Are you hitting on us?"

"Am I?" he casually leaned on a pillar, his right paw supporting his weight.

"Yes you are." Both of them giggled.

"Well then, how about you, me and you have dinner tonight?"

"Love to." One of the sisters answered back.

"If I could spell, I will put U and I together and in the same sentence, I will put me and we together as well." Tai Lung softly purred as he sweet talked to his winning prize.

"Me too." The other replied.

"Well then," Tai Lung puts both of his arms around the waist of the two females.

"Your number, if you have. Don't be shy."

"Sure. Just wait-"

SLAP!! SLAP!!

"Moron!"

"Pervert!"

"Fucking asshole!"

"Go to hell!"

"F and U together, you sicko."

The two bengal tigers stormed off the streets. Tai Lung was stunned at their reaction and every villager had fixed their eyes upon him. The snow leopard felt lower than he ever could! How he wished that the ground would open up and eat him whole right then and there.

Tai Lung quickly paced off the streets and accidentally bumped into a male lion.

"Oops, um, sorry. Whoa!" The snow leopard tripped on a rock and fell head on first on to the lion, pushing himself on him.

Tai Lung frantically got up but his paws accidentally brushed on the lion's crotch. The lion moaned a little suddenly. Tai Lung felt a bulge on it and quickly pulled away from the lion before anything happened.

"Sorry! Sorry!" The snow leopard ran away, leaving the lion behind him.

He was a few feet away from the tea restaurant and he heard the guys laughing their guts out at his failure.

"Fuck!" he cursed himself. "I got slapped! All I did was slightly brush a little below the belt to win the bet altogether. This is all Mantis's fault! I shouldn't have done that. Wait…"

He turned around to see the previous lion that he had bumped into just now.

"If a female slapped me, would a male do the same? Or maybe vice-versa…"

Tai Lung cunningly walked behind the lion and tapped on his broad shoulder. He turned to face the snow leopard again. His eyes fixed upon Tai Lung's ember eyes.

"Yes?"

"Um-I-ah…" Tai Lung stammered but finally got his act together. "Sorry for the accident. It was rude of me to walk off like that."

"Oh, it was nothing." The lion replied.

"No, no…" Tai Lung got closer to the lion. He towered over the snow leopard but the snow leopard warrior wasn't intimidated by his size at all. He had seen worst than this. However, he was, scared about the rend result of the verdict.

"I'm really sorry…" Tai Lung brushed lightly below the belt.

Tai Lung slammed the table hard with his fist. He left a small piece of paper and numbers were in script on it. Everyone looked at the paper and gasped in horror.

"Eat your words, Mantis!"

"Wrong, you eat your words." Mantis said. "I specifically said those female bengal tigers. Not a lion."

"I still got a number didn't I?"

"Wrong, you've gotten yourself a homosexual lion that wants to see you tonight, to have dinner with and do something else while the night is still young."

"Who cares?" Tai Lung sipped his tea. "At least I got a number."

Po sighed at him, "You just touched a female's private in public so you can get a slap. Meanwhile, you got a phone number instead from a male when you touched their privates."

"It's a world gone mad Po. Mad I tell you."

Tai Lung got up and started to leave. "Better get ready for tonight."

Tai Lung: There you have it. What really happened when I broke rules number 77 and 78. You really shouldn't do that in public.

FalconMage: But you did….

Tai Lung: So? Sue me…

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I'm now open for anything on this story. Tell or PM me which rule that you want to see Tai Lung break and I'll try to get it done for you. That's if you want it. Give me a few ideas and I will gladly do as much as I can with it. As usual, R&R...