Second chapter time! I told you that I would let you vote on some pairings, so here are some choices. You can choose either ItachixKabuto with SaixHinata or ItachixHinata with (good) OrochimaruxKabuto. On with the story!

Disclaimer: is there any yaoi in the show? No? Then I obviously don't own it.

Chapter 2

Sakura Haruno and Tenten Leiko were getting on Garra's nerves. They were trying to make sure that the trip would be horrible for him and Naruto. Everyone was on the bus to the campsite, and Sakura was trying to flirt with Sasuke, while Tenten flirted with Neji. Garra sighed. They just had to be assigned to buses according to age didn't they? Garra suddenly decided that he had enough of Tenten flirting with his Neji, so he decided to end it. Garra yanked Sasuke from his seat and shoved him next to Naruto. Next he plopped into the seat next to Neji and glared at the girls until they turned around. Finally he realized how stupid it was to sit down right next to the person he was trying to avoid.

"Garra are you ok? Your face is red."

Neji liked Garra and knew that Garra liked him back. It wasn't very nice to tease the boy, but it didn't hurt anyone, besides it was fun.

"I-I'm fine… I just had a martini with a camel and then the frog was jealous of the soup, so it hopped away, so yeah…" Garra blushed harder. He had the horrible habit of rambling about nothing when he was nervous. He figured that he'd stop talkingto Neji for now, before he started rambling about that time with thosesea lions and thepeanut butter.When they finally got to the campsite Garra was the first off the bus.

"GARRA, UN!" A flash of blond suddenly tackled him.

"Nice going Dei. I think you gave him a concussion."

"DANNA, UN! And I did not!" Deidara got off Garra and went to glomp the older redhead. Garra got up and glared at them, and then at Naruto, who was currently trying to pry Sasuke off his neck.

"Why am I getting a glare? I didn't even do anything this time!" Naruto asked.

"Why are they here?"

"I think that you're a little too old for me to tell you this, but since you asked... When a man and a woman lov-"

"NARUTO! I meant why are they here in the campground!"

"Oh,I told you that your family was coming. It's not my fault you didn't understand."

"Do you even know what understand means, dobe?"

"I know what it means teme! And I'm not a dobe!"

"Are you sure about that? I mean no one else would have misunderstood Garra's question..."

While Sasuke and Naruto argued Garra turned his glare back to Sasori and Deidara. Who were currently going through his stuff, oh, that's normal. Wait…what the HELL?!

"Get out of my stuff!"

"Really Garra…you're too boring, yeah. I know what'll spice up your life a bit, un! We'll put condoms and a thong in your backpack, YEAH!"

"The hell you will Deidara! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"

"Aww, you're not glad to see us, un?"

"NO I'm not! How hard is it to understand that?!"

"I'm hurt, un." Deidara sniffed "All of us came out justto go camping with you, yeah."

"I don't care if your hur- All of us?! Like everyone in your strange little group?!"

"Of course cousin." Sasori stated, obviously amused with Garra's discomfort. "You honestly didn't think that we came alone did you? And youof all peoplereally have no right to call others strange."

"Yes, I was severely hoping that you did come alone, actually,and I can call anyone I want to strange. Expecially when they deserve the title. Seriously, whenthe most normal one in your group is Itachi then you've got problems."

"MY LEG!" A sudden cry came from Sakura. Apparently she was showing her friends her new high heels. The shoes had gotten stuck in some mud while she was walking in them, and she fell.

'Maybe she broke her leg!' Garra reallyhoped so. That would mean that she would have to go home. Sakura started crying at that point. Garra did what any personwould do if they saw someone who wasn't a friend hurt themselves, and there wasn't any teachers around… he laughed at her and recorded it on his camcorder.

"You're a heartless jerk." Tenten said to Garra after she saw him laughing. "Can't you see that she's hurt? Where's the compassion? The sympathy?"

"Bitch, please. I don't care if she got hurt. It's her own fault. The dumbassshouldn't have brought heels with her. We're camping. The trees here aren't for the fall fashion show."

Tenten fumed at being shown up by Garra in front of Nejiand stormed off to get Iruka and Tsunade so they could check on Sakura. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Sasuke and Naruto justoutright laughing at what he said to Tenten. Neji was smiling at him as he came over.

"Garra! You totally have to get me a copy of that tape of Sakura crying!" Naruto told him as he finally got there.

"Nice." Neji said as he walked away.

'Maybe this trip won't be so bad' Garra thought as he stared at Neji's back.

Then he heard his name being called by Temari, Kankuro, Sasori, Deidara, and the rest of their friends.

'On second thought, never mind. I need ice cream. NOW.' Then Deidara held up a banner with his name and a picture of when he was six, half naked,and eating ice cream.

'You know what… screw the ice cream. I need therapy, a hammer, and a wall.'

Poor Garra… chuckles evilly. Thanks to gaaranojutsu02, and the girl in the mirrior for adding me to their story alert, and to dark-night-sky for adding me to her favorites, and reviewing. Thank you for the advice grins. How was this? I hope it was better than the last chapter. I kinda don't know what you meant about the paragraphs though, but I have an idea of what you meant, and I'll try to work on it! I'm glad it made you laugh!

Sayonara!