I walked through the streets smirking as I thought of what to do to corrupt the brats. Wile I was thinking I made my way to the address Lucifer had given me. Turns out that I'm living in a PENTHOUSE now! I knew I would get a nice place but a PENTHOUSE! This is going to be fun…. The place has all modern furnature (leather) and a 60 inch plasma screen. I walked into the kitchen past the 8foot long jaccusi tub(!) and picked up a pamphlet.
Bakura King of Thieves, so he finally gets it eh?
I hope your new home is to your liking, because all this comes at a price, you will have to corrupt Kaiba in the next week and a half or you will be out of your job. I expect you to have him corrupted in AT LEAST one of these ways:
Alcoholic
Obsessive Compulsive (Isn't he already?)
Or make him attracted to someone in only a sexual way, Lust is after all one of the unforgivable sins.
Good Luck,
Lucifer
This simpleminded twit is giving me an easy guy to corrupt all I have to do is get him a few margarita's or get him incredibly horny and I win. This'll be a steal.
The next day I walked into the kitchen in my (silk) bathrobe. One thing I can say about Lucifer is he's given me every possible advantage to get my job here done, he gave me a cell phone that not only comes with a vibrator but has an erotic boutique on speed dial, so yes, I'm going for the Lust corruption. I walked up to the Kaiba mansion and I went over to a butler, knocked him out and stole his uniform. The Kaiba maids are allowed to wear pretty much anything they want as long as their butts or chests aren't sticking out, bah, no wonder he has no friends. The men on the other hand have to wear tuxes at all times! Can you believe that! Kaiba's sexist I tell you, sexist!
Now before I continue my rant Kaiba himself walks up to me and asks who I am. "I'm your new butler" I answer eyeing him seductively.
"Fine, get to work" he says in a cold tone but I defiantly saw him blush.
Later on at around 11:30pm I come upstairs and enter Kaiba's office to see him typing away on his computer. After rolling my eyes I walk over to him and put a tray of chocolate ice cream, with whipped cream, caramel and chocolate syrup at the table. "Mokuba requested you eat this." I say, since EVERYONE by now has figured out that he's Kaiba's one big weakness, I mean he only gets kidnapped every other week!
"I don't want any." He says plainly and continues typing.
Damn this guy is resisting, well I must not be the first one to come after him, he IS a CEO after all "well," I say, sticking my finger in the whipped cream and then licking it off as soon as I was sure he was watching "It's good." I smiled seductively as I saw him swallow.
I walked out for about five minutes and came back up with a whipped cream bottle "Would you like some more-" I paused to see Kaiba looking shocked at his er parts that were now very….prominent. I smirked as I saw this. "Here Mr. Kaiba, "said closing the door. "Let me help you with that."(A/N: I swear, I have a sick mind, If I didn't want the rating to go up, I'd post a lemon, as a matter of fact, I'll post the uncut version on quizilla message me if you're interested)
The next day I called the big man and told him I corrupted the target. "Good, that was faster than I expected." He said "since you managed in only one day you have the rest of the week and a half off. Expect your next assignment on Wednesday."
A week with nothing to do, well since I've got this Ra damned computer I may as well use it. It popped onto a page called Lucifind apparently he has his own personal search engine too. I smirked and typed in Marik Ishtar. This is what came up.
MARIK ISHTAR
Age: unknown
Gender: Also unknown ( I snorted when I saw this)
Hight: 5' 8
Personal information: The 'Yami' or darker side of his counterpart, miscevious and will no dobut be a great help once sent to hell. Used to be partener in crime of Bakua the tomb robber, who is currently trying for the title of apprentice of Lucifer.
e-mail: MARIKOWNSTHEWORLD
Figures the idiot would do something like that I snorted and sent him and e-mail
To: MARIKOWNS THE WORLD
From: Bakura the Spirit Thief
Subject: Since when do you have an e-mail address?
Marik
How's wreaking havoc been without me? Yes I KNOW it's not as fun without an accomplice, or as I prefer to call it, a Mastermind. I know you've got nothing better to do than to answer me, so hurry up.
Thief King Bakura
About ten minutes later I got a reply.
To: BAKURA THE SPIRIT THIEF
From: Marik Owns the World
Subject: What hole did you crawl out of?
Bakura
Where the HELL have you been for three months? I heard you finally died! Yes It has been boring without you, no one else understands how to have fun. And how can you call yourself a mastermind when you got caught stealing a CANDYBAR!
Marik the Future ruler of the world
Bastard, now it's on.
To: MARIKOWNS THE WORLD
From: Bakura the Spirit Thief
Subject: That's exactly where I've been
Marik future king of fools, current imbecile
I've been in Hell this whole time, Lucifer sent me up here to corrupt people. That candy bar thing was only once and it wasn't only one candy bar it was a whole damn CART of candy bars! Plus I know it was that damn pharaoh who siced the guards on me!
Thief King Bakura
I was satisfied with my reply and then another reply came back
To: BAKURA THE SPIRIT THIEF
From: Marik Owns the World
Subject: Re: That's exactly where I've been
What the hell? You've been to hell, and back! Damn, I guess I owe you one request what'll it be? And the Pharaoh was with his tiny hikari in Hawaii that day! You can't blame this one on him.
Marik future slave to Bakura the thief king
Let me explain, just for the hell of it me and Marik made a bet one day that the first one of us to get to hell and back would do something that the other said, no questions asked. What! We were bored, it was a hot day, we were delusional, well MORE delusional.
To: MARIKOWNS THE WORLD
From: Bakura the Spirit Thief
Subject: Oh how original…..
You can't even think up a subject retort anymore feh, what have you been up to this whole time? Becoming GOOD? I'll think about my request a wile. I like seeing you squirm. SO WHAT that the Pharaoh was in Hawaii! EVERYTHING is his fault! Don't you know?
Bakura King of Thieves
To: BAKURA THE SPIRIT THIEF
From: Marik Owns the World
Subject: Shut up Bakura
Bakura, the baka
I can too think up a retort, I'm not going to waist my time and brain power on YOU. Damn you, why can't you just give me the damn request? You know that's just like you, bastard. And no I don't think it's ALL his fault, just mostly, candybars have nothing to do with the Pharaoh.
Marik you're soon to be overlord
Right that'll happen Marik. And then I'll fall in love with my shoe.
To: MARIKOWNS THE WORLD
From: Bakura the Spirit Thief
Subject: My overlord? You'll be lucky to be my underdog!
Marik my little footman
I won't dive you your request because I like torturing you. Have I not already said this? Anyway I'll be around, see you.
The worship worthy Bakura
I sent the e-mail and turned off my computer, wondering what I should do now. "Wonder if Kaiba's free." I smirked and walked out the door.
This was a fun episode to write, hope you enjoyed it! This was the result of me not having to go to school anymore, sugar and the song you gotta be