Well, I didn't have access to a computer for about 5 months, so I'm finally uploading. Sorry~.
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! It belongs to Akira Amano.
*A few hours later, 9:30 P.M.*
(Chouko's P.O.V.)
"How the hell can they eat so much and make an even bigger mess in just 5 minutes?"
I was in the dining room cleaning out the other Varia member's disaster of a dinner, since I'm the only person in this entire mansion that knows about cooking AND cleaning other than Mom, who really doesn't count since he only cleans a little bit and whatever he cooks tastes like crap(with the exception of cake and sweets). Tonight was even worse because Mom made some very... 'special' comments about Squalo and Xanxus as soon as the food reached the table.
I was done cleaning the whole room and I was really thirsty, so I got something to drink. When I got into the kitchen, there was a dark-red drink on the counter.
'Hey, is that juice? Maybe Mom left it out for me.'
I picked up the glass and drank it. It tasted a bit weird, but very addicting. I drank the whole thing.
It was very good ^_^.
*Lussuria's P.O.V.*
I was heading towards the kitchen to see if my precious daughter was all done. We promised to have a dressup night!
"Chou-chan~ daijobu desuka~?*"
" BABY LIONS!*"
"E-eh? Chou-chan, what happened?"
I ran into the kitchen as quickly as I could. I saw a red-faced Chouko and an empty glass.
...
That glass...
That was Boss' wine.
*3rd Person's P.O.V.*
"You guys, something bad has happened to Chou-chan!"
Lussuria bursted into through the doors to the living where the other members were, with the exception of Xanxus.
"Voi, what the fuck are you talking about! And who gives a shit about that trash!"
"B-but, this is also about Boss' alcohol!"
As soon as those words left Lussuria's mouth, everyone stopped what they were during and looked at the gay man. Anyone in the Varia knows you're fucked if you did anything to HIS alcohol.
"Chou-chan drank Boss' special imported wine after I left it on the counter, and now she's drunk!"
"Ushishishi, it seems that the princess is very weak with alcohol."
"VOOIII, CAN'T YOU DEAL WITH HER YOURSELF!"
"I would if I could, Squ-chan, but she-"
"I WANNA PULL SANTA CLAUS' BEARD!"
"...What the hell?"
As soon as whoever said that, Chouko pranced (literally) into the room, singing Elmo's World.
"I'MMA FUCKIN UNICORN!"
Everyone just stared at the tiny, violent girl as she started singing Joy to The World, Barney's edition.
"Joy, to the world, Barney's dead, we barbecued his head~!"
"What the fuck should we do about her?"
"Why don't you figure it out, fake prince?" stab, stab
"That hurt, sempai."
an hour and a half later...
"VOIII, get off of me, trash!"
"But Papa, your hair is so silky~!"
"VOOOOOIIIIIIII, WHO THE HELL IS YOUR DAD!"
"But Mama told me you're Papa." Chouko pointed to Lussuria.
"Sempai, what should I do about this?" Fran was trying to fix the power lines.
If you're wondering what just happened, In the last hour and a half, Chouko had destroyed half of the mansion, ate all the meat in the fridge, glomped every member of the Varia, and knocked out all the power lines.
Chouko loosened her grip on Squalo and hugged Mammon instead.
"Mammon~."
"Mu, go bother Bel, Chouko." And so she did.
When she found him, she had glomped him.
"Bel-sempai, ya wanna know a secret?"
"What is it, principessa?"
Chouko got closer to him.
She whispered,".Someone~."
And with that, Chouko fainted and left a certain prince confused.
Omake
"Hey, scum. What the hell happened?"
"B-boss, ummm...Chou-chan got drunk off of your wine and made a huge mess..."
Xanxus got out his guns.
"U-ummm, boss, what are you gonna do?"
BANG, BANG, BANG.
*- I have this friend who has a 'mildly severe' case of ADHD (not really). In World Cultures, we were studying Babylon and she thought it said baby lions. She also made up bunny poop in one of our lessons. I have to act as her 'mom' most of the time.
Well that's about it. I'd like if you reviewed, but I don't really care if you didn't.