I'M BACK B******! ONWARDS COOKIE VILLE!
hahaha.
I fainted prematurely and now my head feels like a crazy Nazi party has used all the books and lit it on fire and now it's now exploded into fireworks.
Do not ask how this happened.
Right now I'm concerned about the cookie jar in my kitchen and stuff...so with the least cliche way I could do I opened my eyes...and well my reaction was less then lady like, or girl like. Fine it was:
F*** YOU LITTLE HUGE ALIEN B****!THE F*** DID YOU TO TAKE ME BACK TO YOUR TARDIS SHRINE THING! THE F*** IS THIS FOR! I'M NOT A FANGIRL, I DON'T FANGIRL much...I'M NOT AN ALIEN EITHER SO F*** YOU!
yes yes... very ...colourful
well I was freaking out mentally and my face was a masterpiece of absolute shock.
Yes that happens, my eyebrows disappear and the other person also reflects the shock.
Alien or not he/she/it was not an exception.
What?he/she/it is an alien! We have no way of knowing F****** what he/she/it is...but because plot, let's just say that he's a male. Okay. next step... THE F***AM I HERE FOR?!
I am not a fan of Doctor Who! I do not have a crap life! I don't build Doctor Who Shrines! AND I'M A F****** MINOR!
Also I'm extremely
extremely... see I have this rare cliche hard pronounced rare disease that gives me heart attacks, so I need medication...but of course I am also given in trade an extremely good brain.
NO! I am a perfectly normal human being
who thinks studying is fun...right...
I STILL HAVE NO MENTAL CONDITION! I AM NOT A CLICHE MOTHERF****** CHARACTER THAT THE DOCTOR APPRECIATES AS THE PANSY "You show me the good of mankind" NO! I AM VIOLENT! FOULMOUTHED SMART AWESOME BRAGGY CHARACTER THAT THE DOCTOR WILL MOST LIKELY KICK OUT AFTER APPROXIMENTLY 2 MINUTES OF STAYING WITH ME... That actually makes me happy.
Two minutes in a creepy dimension
and then normality
sure
I'm up
unless fate screws me over
which usually happens
crap
darn it
damn it
F***
S***
I'M GOING TO DIE WITHOUT EATING PIZZA! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! F*** YOU STUPID ALIEN!
"are you okay?Well I mean hit with a strong radiation wave and slamming into a pole technically disclasses all cases of okayness.
Unless of course you are a superhuman or even...an alien" He puts on his brainy glasses
excuse me!Did you say strong radiation wave!? The F*** are you hitting innocent children for with that thing! I though your supposed to be friends with children/minors! Why did you hit A F****** innocent cookie loving child with a RADIATION WAVE for!?
Sitting up quickly I said quickly
"nope, nope nopity nope nope nope"
"what?" the Doctor said confused.
lightglobe
confuse the everloving s*** out of him so that he kicks me out
yes
plan go
"moooooo"
I mooed
"what? maybe the radiation wave did more then just stun" He said looking sorry
YES ! FEEL THE GOSH DARN PITY YOU SHOULD! AND SUFFER!
"MOOO!"
"are you even slightly sane?"
I mooed at you
how sane is that!?
"mooo,mo,moo,mo,moooooo,mo,moo,MOOOOOOO!"
COW TALK FOR THE WIN!
"hmm,it seems that the radiation did more then just stun"
You said that before
"I guess that I..."
yees...
"must take you"
YES..
"back"
YES! FOR THE WIN! OHHH YEAH!WOOT TIMELORDS DON'T COMPARE TO MY SASS!
"to the Tardis medical centre for scanning"
wait
...
what
WHAT!
NO BUT I'M INSANE! CRAP it was too convincing...
STALL HIM!
"wait..what mooo!"
Please stall him
"did you just? It seems it's not as much damage as I thought. Although somehow the radiation bolt altered so that you speak...cow?"
Bovine,Doctor.
Bovinge,
"well the Tardis should've been able to translate them so I'll check"
he looked at me
"you...stay here"
CRAP!
THE TARDIS TRANSLATION!
F***
I FORGOT! S***
GIBBERISH WAS BETTER. I'M NOT STAYING HERE
I'M OUT!
When I looked around the room it was
pink?
There was a bed and everything...
ah the guest room
but seriously
pink?
RIGHT BACK TO THE STUFF AT HAND
TRY TO RUN THE F**-
"what are you!?"
A deep manly voice-
who am I kidding
it was the doctor
no mystery no cliffy
nothing
oh wait, he found out
CRAPPITY F****** S***! WHAT DO I DO!