Okay, guys. So I tried to make this one longer. It mostly just shows how twisted Amy is and how… off her mind can get. :P I hope I didn't ramble too much but I was kind of going into Amy's head and her mind does seemed to ramble in my head. I think I'm rambling now… so… enjoy!
If Amy didn't have bat-like hearing and wonderful eyesight, she would've laughed her ass off, seeing that Sonic did not just try and ask Shadow out on a date. But she did. And Sonic did just ask that bastard on a date. She scoffed; maybe it was her mind playing tricks on her… Or maybe, maybe Sonic wasn't the Sonic she thought he was!
What if… what if it was Metal Sonic! She grinned. Yeah! Of course! Sonic in his right mind would never ask out anyone but her, especially if it was a guy, and especially if it was a guy named Shadow. She rolled her eyes. How did Shadow think he was going to pull off dating her Sonickku, and then try to use her nickname for him!
Now she was angry. Her day had already gone as wrong as it could have, with the rip of her dress—
"Oh look Cream!" She plucked a few daisies from the moist ground and grasses. "They're beautiful!" She ran towards where the rabbit stood with her chao, only to hear a loud rip. She looked back. "Oh no!"
"What's wrong, Miss Amy?"
"My dress caught on a branch and ripped!"
Burning her cupcakes at her newly opened bakery—
"Um, Miss?" Amy, frustrated with the decorations she was putting on the cupcake in front of her, could do nothing but snap at her employee.
"What!"
"Um, I think the cupcakes are burning…"
"What!" She panicked and ran from the cupcake to the ovens. "Oh shit!" The employee ate the cupcake she was working on.
"This is delicious, Miss Amy!"
"Ugh!"
And now this! She fumed. She wished she could just go over and slap Shadow for making her so angry.
All he was doing was delaying Sonic from asking her out, Amy becoming his girlfriend, and the two finally becoming married and having their children (all five of them, of course!). She had always played it out in her head: the courtship, the engagement, the marriage, the children. She smiled as she thought about it; her frown gone. They would go out to the best restaurants on Mobius, smile in the light of paparazzi, kiss in public and giggle in love like teenagers. On their one hundred sixty-seventh date, he would get done on one knee and present to her a seven karat diamond ring encrusted with rubies and sapphires on a platinum band and say, Ames, I've loved you ever since I've laid eyes on you… Will you marry me? And she would say yes and on a perfect autumn day with a pleasant temperature and the right breeze, with the most lovely wedding dress ever she and Sonic would say their 'I do's. After that and many a night of love-making, they would announce the pregnancy of the first Hedgehog child. Or rather, children. Amy smiled. If anything, Amy wanted as few pregnancies a possible to keep her figure, so having multiple children at once seemed to be the best option for her in her mind. And only after that and her Sonickku died happy in her arms would she be happy and feeling that her own life was complete.
Amy, in her daydreaming state, had yet to realize Shadow had gone from his stump, having spotted her hiding obviously behind a tree. It creeped him out, to say the least. Amy, on the other, when she did come out of her daydream, was relieved to find that Shadow wasn't there. She would've had to hit him if he was.
She panicked. What if Shadow went to go accept her Sonic's offer? Amy took off through the woods, looking behind every tree and into every dark space. Then, she hit the ground. Hard.
"Excuse me, Rose. I'd think you'd leave me alone." He looked her over. "Especially after your stalking." Amy blushed.
"Oh, um, sorry. I just saw you with Sonic and he asked you out and I just thought that—"
"I have no idea what you speak of. Goodbye." He sped off and Amy panted, still on the ground. She frowned. Why did Shadow just put her off like that? Was he really going to accept Sonic's proposal? She growled. Why did so many people have to be after her Sonickku! They knew Sonic was going to be and already was hers. Why go against it? Her anger eased. The again, true love was never easy. Like Romeo and Juliet! (Of course, she didn't wish to commit suicide in the end.) There was always going to be obstacles in the way. Their love just had to make it through. She smiled and got up. She'd just have to talk to Sonic to clear this up.
Clearly cheered up, she skipped off to find her Sonickku.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! So, feel free to review! :D