TSUNA'S DIRTY MIND
Disclaimer: I own none of the charas used except for Aradia
[]=Setting
**=Action
Italicize=Inner thought
[Inside the kitchen, door is closed]
Gokudera: Argh! What are you doing??!!
Takeshi: Sorry *laughs*
[Outside the Kitchen]
Tsuna: Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto-san! *Stops outside if the kitchen*
Gokudera: What are you doing!!
Takeshi: Sorry!
Gokudera: That hurts!
Tsuna: ZOMG! Are…are they having *gulp, whispers* s-sex?
[Inside]
Gokudera: Nooo!! Don't put that in there!
Takeshi: ….Ok?
[Outside]
Tsuna: *Uncomfortable* Um…
Gokudera: Noooo!! Don't put that in there!
Tsuna: *in shock* OMG! OMG! They're having sex in the kitchen!
Aradia: . *Looking at Tsuna's reaction* you're thinking too dirty, dude
Tsuna: No, I'm not!
[Inside]
Gokudera: *Accidentally burns himself* Ouch!
Takeshi: You okay?
[Outside]
Tsuna: Did Takeshi…… *Nosebleed*
Aradia: *steps away* Major dirty thoughts. You have too big an imagination
Tsuna: __ But…But…
Aradia: "But" what? *opens kitchen door*
Tsuna: Nooooo!! Don't open the----
Gokudera: Hey boss
Takeshi: Yo
Tsuna: Wha-what?
Aradia: *shakes her head and shrugs* you really are an idiot.
Tsuna: But I swear! They were!
Aradia: . Gokudera accidentally burned himself. They were cooking lunch, dude, common sense. Besides, I'm pretty sure that Gokudera wouldn't want to "do it" here.