Chapter 1: A final solution: Back to the past? Urahara's insane
Terms
Zanpakuto- The main weapon of the shinigami is generated by the owner's soul. Shape is different depending on the owner's soul; If they are able to learn their zanpakuto's names; they are considered for a higher ranking officer position. Most zanpakutos are created by spirits born from their owner's soul; they have their own distinct personalities that tend to match their owners.
Dangai- also known as the Precipice World, is a dimension between the Soul Society and the Human World, it is separated from space and time.
thoughts- will be italicized
Bold- hologram messages and conversations will be bold
***Note POV change = ***
Notes
I would also like to clarify that Yoruichi is in her cat form during the Dangai scene. Also sorry for the long wait, we've been preoccupied with league of legends and planetside 2 :P Yay Jon don't you think we should continue the fic nah we'll do it later 2 weeks later do you want to do it now? Nope
Disclaimer: sources include bleach anime manga and wiki we also extend credit to our friend, grammar Nazi, and beta readers RainbowSlayer, Frunkus, and grammar nut Derek :P thank him he's the reason you're reading this. We don't own bleach, but we do own our OC'S Also any resemblance to other fan-fictions, idea-wise they are not meant to be an insult or indeed done on purpose also Me and Jon's zanpakuto's names and abilities are unique and ours if any or exact resemblance exist we're sorry please message us about it and we can talk it out and or make a compromise and with that said let's begin!
Kido uses
81. Danku- This ability creates an energy barrier in the form of a rectangular wall capable of stopping destructive spells up to #89.
Back at Urahara's shop; Urahara wakes up with an exasperating Headache.
Urahara groggily says: "Where am I?", he looks around and says: "Really guys, you knocked me out and dragged me here?!" Brandon said: "Well you
pissed me off; so I decked you." Jon says: " It looked like fun, so I joined in."Well than, let's get back to business, shall we?" said Brandon. Urahara;
still a little irritated and disoriented said: "While I was out, the Vizards and Hitsugaya's resistance said they would create an alliance with us." Urahara
said with a bit of a smirk." Wait, what happened to the two guys with you?" said Jon panicking a little. "They died when I asked the Fallen for an
alliance... They just wanted to wipe out the other resistances and Aizen, so they attacked us..." Urahara said in a saddening tone. There is a moment
of silence which Brandon breaks by saying: "That would give us a force of only 50 against the Fallen's 750 and Aizen's 1500 and we're not even
counting on if he's recruiting more souls to join his "Holy Crusade" Jon says: "Not to mention that Aizen's Arrancars are at least the same level as a
captain level soul reaper alongside his own captains makes about 20 captain level, while our alliance only has a handful, and we don't exactly know
how powerful the Fallen's soldiers are, but we do know they have 5 Fallen Soul Reaper, 5 Fallen Arrancars, 5 Fallen Vizards, and 50 humans with hollow
powers, all these about lieutenant and captain level. "Knowing that the atmosphere is tense Brandon sarcastically says: "We're doomed; What can we
do!?" Urahara interjects "Glad you asked I do have a plan … we can go to the past by we, I mean you two and by can, I mean you don't have a choice
and I have no idea if it's safe you may die in the process good luck." Jon "Wait what" "Think fast" says Urahara as he chucks a small bag at Jon. "Hu"
says Jon as he catches it instinctively. " It's an infinite space bag with a shard of Ryūjin Jakka that I 'procured' after the Head Captain's death its proof
you're from the future also there is a device inside that will create a base at any location and another bag which contains my research on how to stop
Aizen's zanpakuto I have run out of time and a few other things that may come in handy." Urahara says as he talks to them into the basement.
Brandon says " What are we going to do in the past" Urahara says "First you are going to save Ichigo second you're going to stop the execution of
Rukia Kuchiki and your top priority stop Aizen! You should also convince Yamamoto about Aizen's betrayal and get his support along with mine and the
Vizards. Thirdly once you save Ichigo ask Yoruichi who will be a black cat to change back into human form" and then we notice the slightest smirk but
decided best not to ask as Urahara continues saying "oh and I can't control the exact location but I can try so look alive and one more thing try not to
die" as Urahara pushes a button and a portal appears. Brandon says "Aizen must be stopped lets go" as he grabs Jon and jumps in with no hesitation.
*** Ichigo's POV inside the dangai, while he's running from the cleaner
Ichigo screams "it's going to catch us" as the cleaner closes the gap in between them Yoruichi thinks to herself "there is no way we can't get away in time I can't change while moving and if I stop I'll get killed".
screams " what the hell we get to choose our death" Yoruichi thinks this is really bad
***Brandon and Jon's POV
Jon complaining says " really the dangai with the cleaner right there I swear he's trying to kill us oh well, Brandon you know what we need to do. spirits
become my shield Seishin āmu" Jon's zanpakuto becoming black armor around his hand "um what was it again?' Brandon screams running beside
Ichigo's group Jon screaming says " we don't have time for this use danku" mentally slapping himself "oh ya" he stops then raises his right hand and
says "Bakudō number 81 Danku" as in an instant a rectangular wall hits the cleaner straight on slightly breaking Brandon bends on one knee screaming
"if you're going to do something do it now!" Jon stands firm lifts up his right hand and says "destroying burst shot" instantly a large blue sphere of
rashi appears before Jon's right hand and an explosion occurs between his hand and the sphere propelling the sphere forward and it hits the
rectangular wall resulting in an enormous explosion destroying the wall and blowing everyone out of the dangai and rendering Ichigo, Orihime, Chad,
and Uryū unconscious. the black cat irritated and confused yells "who the HELL are you two!" she hissed Brandon screams " Aizen made demon cats
were all going to die!" Jon says "really Brandon this is Yoruichi Shihoin Urahara's lover" Brandon says " He's in love with a cat, think if I bring it back he'll
let me off cleaning duty" Yoruichi extremely pissed off and blushing screams "I'm not his lover!" Jon looks to the unconscious humans and says "let's
take this conversation elsewhere so were not overheard." as a group of people listen in on the conversation. while the trio walks a block away
Brandon whispers to Jon " didn't think Urahara was into cats with deep voices" Jon ignoring the comment not trying to imagine Urahara doing stuff with
a cat resumes the conversation Jon says "first off its a little unnerving talking to a cat can you change forms" stares at us with a hint of irritation from
Jon's last comment "fine" she yells out then miraculously white steam forms only covering her breasts and crotch revealed a tall tanned women with
purple hair and eyes sparkling gold staring at us scanning our reactions then when the smoke steadily disappeared she was naked standing there
Brandon and Jon staring for a few minutes jaws suddenly drop down she looks at us in confusion "what's wrong with you guys" Brandon mentally
slapping himself to stop looking and to mentally note to kill Urahara when we get back then Jon suddenly blurts out "put some clothes on" quickly
shuffling in the bag Yoruichi suddenly looking down and a grin shows up on her face and then suddenly raising her arms stretching and her legs while
Jon and Brandon fall back to the ground speechless with nosebleeds Jon then quickly throws an extra pair of clothes on her and closes his eyes
screaming "put some clothes on please!" while Brandon in the background mentally saying to himself "Thank you god thank you so much" Yoruichi smirks
mockingly saying "never seen a women naked Hu" while struggling to put her clothes on "a little tight in the chest but it will do" Brandon then jumps up
with a smile on his face saying "shouldn't you go back into your cat form so the humans you know don't find out" Yoruichi yawning still stretching "in a
bit but let's talk first, I still have one big question who the HELL are you two" Jon recovering from that event and cursing Urahara who told him to tell
Yoruichi to change into a human says "this may sound weird but were from the future." Yoruichi's reaction surprised us she wasn't surprised or scared
more irritated than anything else, screams at us yelling " do you take me as an idiot there is no way to travel back into the past and even if you could
why would they send you two you haven't even got laid or seen a women naked" Jon and Brandon cowering in fear simultaneously saying "bu-"
Yoruichi continuously yelling " and not to mention your spirit energy is that only of an unseated soul reaper you guys couldn't possibly do anything so
tell me the truth or ill kick both your asses back into the Dangai" Yoruichi then gives us time to digest the onslaught of insults and questions Brandon
finally works up enough courage and says " but we are from the future and we can prove it" Yoruichi stares at us still giving an intimidating stare as
were both motionless Brandon kicks Jon who is still on the floor in the head who grunts and annoyingly says "Alright alright give me a second" while
Jon searches in the bag Brandon then stares at Yoruichi saying "also were at least Third seat soul reapers maybe even advanced lieutenant level if we
go all out but were suppressing it because were former stealth force and we used a lot spiritual energy saving your fine ass" Yoruichi ignoring that last
comment meant to give time for Jon to find the proof then says " really now well thanks anyway" as she walks closer to Brandon leaning towards his
ear purrs out "Maybe I'll show you a thing or two" Brandon not taking the hint says " really I'd love to be trained by the former captain of the stealth
force" Yoruichi annoyed that Brandon didn't get her come on then said "I can but I can also teach you a thing or two about a woman's body" she says
as she plays with my hair Brandon brushing bright red then looks down at Jon with desperation mentally "saying hurry up hurry up hurry up!" as if he
heard his thoughts he pulls out a shard of Ryujin Jakka seeing that Jon was weirded out by the earlier event with a hint of irritation on his face says"
ah here it is" promptly getting up facing Yoruichi and Brandon, who is still dazed by what happened. Yoruichi still confused looks at the shard and says
in a mocking attitude "did you guys chip your swords playing preten-" not finishing her sentence she picks up the fragment and her eyes instantly gain
a look of shock she finishes and says "you weren't lying were you it's all true but how." Jon pulls a disk looking device with a note on it that reads show
to Yoruichi and complains "he stored his personality and data in this holoprojector and didn't tell us ... Really." Jon pushes a button and Urahara's
image appears on the disk. Urahara quickly looks around "ah I see you are still alive, Yoruichi I will try to explain quickly if I don't this could take
years, yes we are from the future, and what we thought could happen did happen Aizen has taken over, it's the worst case scenario I need you to
get these guys into a meeting with Yamamoto before the execution you need to stop Aizen and you can't act rashly I leave the rest to you" the
image blurs out Jon pissed says "Urahara really, by the end of this day I swear I am going to look in this bag for any more surprises you forgot about."
Yoruichi now convinced says "ok so we should not engage the soul society and do this diplomatically." Brandon pouting says"but I wanted to kick some
ass" just as Jon was about to smack Brandon he suddenly looks in the direction of where they left Ichigo and blurts out "looks like diplomacy is out I
sense a fight already, Brandon looks like we got our work cut out for us, Yoruichi change back let's stop this fight before we ruin our chances." they run
back to Ichigo and the others as fast as they can.
Authors note
Brandon aka Eblade: we made this chapter extra-long this time while I had to beg Jon to help all he wanted to do was play league all day and sleep also I think
Jon's going crazy with these titles I mean where's he going with this much not to mention all the editing I have to do please for my sanity please bug
xblade902 with you pm's I beg of you maybe you can get him to actually get off his lazy ass and actually help me get these Chapters out on time and not
make excuses. Also we will accept your Ocs in our fanfic oh and one more thing why haven't I used my shikai yet I better in the next chapter! I'll see you guys
then
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