Fairy Bow

T.P. Link: Could that name be any more feminine?

O.o.T. Link: There's nothing wrong with my bow!

T.P. Link: Despite the fact that it was decided that the name was so ridiculous they changed it in later games?

W.W. Link: Yeah, the Hero's Bow is badass!

T.P. Link: Just you talking about my bow makes its credibility go down.

M.M. Link: Your bow?

Biggoron's Sword

T.P. Link: So we move from the girly named bow to the giant sword.

O.o.S Link: Hey! I use that sword, too! And so does Oracle of Ages Link!

T.P. Link: You're not even helping.

O.o.T. Link: I'm beginning to understand why he hated you so much.

M.M. Link: Who?

O.o.T. Link: No one!

Lens of Truth

T.P. Link: Let me see that! -Slowly turns and looks towards Skywarf Sword Link-

O.o.T. Link: I would be careful where you point that.

T.P. Link: GAEONEOGNEOGNJVNEIVNIUVHDUIHUEIRNGEK -Falls over-

M.M. Link: Oh god! What did you see?!

T.P. Link: It was so awful! It should not be spoken of!

S.S. Link blushed as everyone looked in his direction.

Tingle Tuner

M.M. Link: Ok, what the hell is this?

W.W. Link: I don't know! I just found it in my bag one day.

M.M. Link: And you haven't gotten rid of it?!

W.W. Link: I have tried! Whenever I throw it away it always showed back up in my bag! IT FOLLOWS ME!

Gust Jar

O.o.T. Link: Why?

M.C. Link: Why what?

O.o.T. Link: It's a jar, that sucks things up.

M.C. Link: It can also blow stuff away!

M.M. Link burst in laughter and fell out of his chair.

Cane of Pacci

M.C. Link: Watch this. -Points the golden cane at the audience and starts flipping over women-

O.o.T. Link: I think I misjudged you.

M.M. Link: Can I have that for Christmas?

Fishing Rod

T.P. Link: Guys, check this out. -Turns towards the camera and starts swinging around the fishing rod-

O.o.T. Link: What are you doing?

T.P. Link: Somewhere out there Twilight Princess Ganondorf can not look away from the tv.

W.W. Link: That's no honorable way of defeating your enemy!

T.P. Link: I really don't care.

Horse Call

O.o.T. Link: Wow, that is really stupid. Who gave you that?!

T.P. Link: I don't want to talk about it. It was enough that I had to go through so much crap, and at the end this was my only reward!

M.M. Link: What a waste of inventory space.

W.W. Link: Don't even talk.

Spinner

W.W. Link: Ok, it looks cool. What does it do?

T.P. Link: It...um...travels along rails... It can also go across sand...for about ten seconds before stopping.

W.W. Link: Huh, so you really only use it for two dungeons, maybe to find a few heart pieces, then it's a complete waste?

T.P. Link: Yeah, pretty much. Well, at least the boss fight using it was awesome.

Whip

S.S. Link: Hey guys! Do you like my whip?

T.P. Link: Oh god, it just gets worse.

S.T. Link: I have one, too!

W.W. Link: Oh congratulations Skyward Sword Link, you get to be in the same lame category as the guy who rides trains!