Chapter 2
At Yorozuya, Gintoki returned from his daily roaming outside. "Gin-san where did you come from? Kagura was taken away." Shinpachi met him at the door. "It's fine, nothings gonna happen. It's part of the transaction." Gintoki continued to walk towards his desk and positioned himself in his chair. "Why did you agree with Okita anyway?" Shinpachi asked "We're sinking in poverty this month. We would probably eat Sadaharu's share for the sake of survival. We can't do something about that, right?" Sadaharu bark in disagreement on Gintoki's notion. "See Shinpachi even Sadaharu is scared that we would share his part, as Kagura is, she would take all of our share so this is a great opportunity. Those corrupted police have so much money. Kagura, acting as Okita-kun's girlfriend, he must feed his girlfriend if he really want to make their relationship realistic as possible in front of his sister, right?" Gintoki explained. "When you think about it, it all works out….but what about the money, Gin-chan? Don't tell me you really did use it for pachinko?!"
"Don't worry, I'll use it if a minor accident, where there is a need for hospitalization or a psychiatric theraphy, really did occur."
"That's not even reassuring Gin-san. I'm really worried since Okita-san is really sadistic and on top of that those two are really going for each other's head."
"Come on Shinpachi, bets can sometimes bring good luck so don't wrap your head around worthless things." Gintoki suddenly sweat prefiously as he remembered something. "I'm sure the Yato's can survive eating a bottle of Tabasco. "
"I'll feed it to her Aneue, she's a little bit selfish. She likes to be pampered a lot." Okita held Kagura on the chin and tried to squeeze it open. "Open your mouth, you goddamn swine." "Are you trying to kill me?! Who eats that crap?!" There was an ensuing mental battle between the two. "Aren't they sweet, Hijikata-san?" Mitsuba said sweetly as always. While Hijikatawas worried seeing Okita tortured Kagura. Okita raised his leg which was stepping on Kagura's foot and smashed it like a hammer of justice. Kagura released a shout of agony but Okita immediately put the spoon on her mouth, shut it tight and quickly covered it with a napkin. "You have a rice on your mouth, let me wipe it for you." Okita covering up the current situation while Kagura tried to take away Okita's hand. "Sou-chan is Kagura-chan okay? She looks very red." Mitsuba was concerned. "She's very fine Aneue. She's enjoying the food so much, she even wants to eat the napkin." Okita said and Mitsuba sweetly gigged with it. Kagura was at her limit. Her pupils rolled back her eyelids and just fainted. Okita was holding the back of her head so that it would look like she was still conscious.
Then, Hijikata looked at the clock and saw that he needs to get going and told Mitsuba about it. "Sou-chan, we shpuld get going… Sou-chan is Kagura-chan okay she hasn't move since then." Mitsuba noticed that Kagura was acting unusually. "Kagura-chan are you okay?" Okita pushed the back of Kagura's headso that it would seem like she's nodding her head. "We should get going now. Are you sure you're alright?" Okita put his arm around Kagura's shoulders and pushed the back of her ear so that it would look like she is nodding "no". "Eh! What's wrong Kagura-chan?" Mitsuba was really concerned. Okita then release Kagura and let her fall on his shoulder and pushed her head to his ears. "Kagura is too shy to say it but she…" Okita blushed a little while looking at Kagura. Mitsuba giggled as she looked at her little brother. "I understand Sou-chan. We should get going Hijikata-san." Hijikata was hesitant, leaving those two behind. Mitsuba gently shove Hijikata to leave the premises with her.
When the two was out and was far gone. Okita sighed with relief and looked at the girl who was so dumb-looking while being unconscious. "You are really annoying China, why can't you act the way I wanted you to act." He released another sigh and positioned his back. He put Kagura's arm around his shoulder from the back and carried her in a piggyback, out of the restaurant.