revised 24 June 2017
Sesshomaru growled softly when he heard a faint buzzing from nearby. It was bothering him greatly as it was nonstop and terribly loud.
" Do you hear what Sesshomaru hears, miko?"
" No."
Her response was faint and her snores echoed throughout the room once again. Sesshomaru thought he simply imagined it and went back to copying the scribes until the buzzing– it had started again!
" The buzzing!" Sesshomaru almost screamed, his voice cracking slightly.
Kagome stared at the dog demon, a little shocked at how easily he lost his composure. Now she wished she'd brought her camera with her. But indeed, there was a faint vibration but she decided to humor him some more.
" Has the Great Lord Sesshomaru finally gone insane. Will he need saving by a pathetic miko like me?" She sniggered.
Within seconds, she was met with a snarling flash of gold and white and a death grip on her neck. She gasped wildly and watched the red seep into his calculating gold eyes, like a wild pokemon breaking into a funeral.
However, the grip slackened when a burst of black zoomed across the room. Sesshomaru became a blur again, and to her pleasant surprise, seemed to be now cowering behind her. She grimaced in disgust when the black stopped buzzing and tried to stand still, with one of its legs and wings twitching rapidly.
" I am the Flea Zuko." He stated, " Hand over the Shikon and your life–"
" Ew!" Kagome screeched.
" Hand over the Shikon–"
" It's talking, ew!" Kagome yelled out louder.
" Your life will be–"
" Are you a miko or not? Exterminate this pest at once!" Sesshomaru roared.
" Hand the Shikon–"
" Are you crazy? This thing is disgusting!"
" Give the Shikon–"
" All it takes is just one touch, miko!"
" Please hand over the–"
" No! Why don't you do it?"
" Shikon No Tama–"
" This Sesshomaru despises fleas!"
" ENOUGH!" The flea shouted, extremely irritated, " SHUT UP!"
These two bickering creatures were getting too loud and noisy. How dare they cut him mid-sentence and argue about how disgusting he looked? They even had the nerve to make him repeat himself over and over again.
Silence was suddenly bestowed upon them.
" No one tells me," Kagome paused for a dramatic effect, " The great Kagome Higurashi, to shut up!"
Her lips curled downwards in a frown as a pink light erupted from her palms. The flea Zuko had immediately exploded upon impact, a loud scream was ripped from his lips. She promptly fainted again in his arms, covered in yellow and green flea guts.
" Silly miko."