Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.

Goku got wished back after Cell. Gohan has been training, he is not at all a whimp, he has a lil bit of Vegeta attitude and listens to his saiyan side. He is still naïve and nice, but do not mess with him. Vegeta and Goku are ss3 and gohan Mystic, but his hair still turns golden. Yes to gold fighter no to saiyaman.

Chapter 1: Breakfast Hell

"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big brother! It's time to get up, get up, get up!" exclaimed a lil Goku clone while jumping on top of his Big Brother with his partner in crime following his jumping lead.

Gohan groaned from underneath the covers, upset for his morning alarm clocks. It is one thing when it is only one devil, I mean child, jumping on your stomach every morning, but when there is two, let's just say that even saiyans find this painful.

"Get off me squirts, I got it" he said sweetly a little too sweetly, then he immediately had a smirk tugging his lips, "so I suggest you get off before I blast you off!" The boys paled a bit, they knew Gohan loved them and would never hurt them, but it was no secret he hated mornings. He was just not a morning person and getting attacked each morning made it even worse. He just was not in the mood. They had not let him sleep last night for the lil devils had gotten into the cookie jar after dinner. Their sugar rush did not go down until 5a.m. so he was not a happy camper at the moment.

"Yea Big Bro Aunt Chi-Chi won't give us any food until you are up and ready for school." Said a very distraught Trunks, "and I'm starving I haven't eaten since last night!" Even though Gohan was not Trunks' big bro, the lil devil had taken to calling him that since he was a toddler, he didn't mind he actually loved this about the boy he was almost a part of the family as much as he was part of his. Both families had a close bond and even though Vegeta would never admit it he did admire and care for the Sons as they did him.

It's always food isn't it? Thought Gohan. Always like my mother to make them wait until I am up, what was it that Trunks said she wanted me awake for again? It was something like cool.. cruel.. no, no, no, that can't be it , it sounded something almost like school.. Wait what?

"SCHOOL!" He shouted as he shoved the boys off him, got up and ran to the shower to get ready for school. "My first day of school ever and I am going to be late! I cannot believe this!" The boys took this as their queue to leave for they liked to live very much, sometimes it just seemed as if Gohan had been spending too much time with Trunks' father, yea you guessed it, the prince of all saiyans himself, Vegeta.

Gohan made it in the kitchen as only saiyans could only 1 minute after the boys arrived in the kitchen. What is the point of being one of the most powerful beings in the universe and possibly otherworld if you couldn't use your super speed to help you get ready on time, right? When he arrived he saw his father, his little brother, and Trunks looking at the food in front of them with lust. He chuckled at this sometimes he was just too aware of their saiyan heritage. As he sat down he saw his mother ready to serve the boys, as soon as food hit their plates they were devouring it like they were starved wolfs.

They were done with their meal that could feed an entire army platoon in about five minutes.

"Wow Chi that was delicious" said Goku smiling his goofy satisfied grin.

"Yea mom/Auntie!" was said by the two demi-saiyans with two thumbs up.

"It was great mom you really outdid yourself this time," said a very satisfied teenager.

"Why thank you boys! Now Gohan remember these rules for school, no super powers, no alien talk, and most importantly no super powers! Do you understand me?" questioned the Son matriarch with the death glare that said it is not an option you will do as I say or else, I want grandbabies.

Gohan gulped loudly he knew the consequences to crossing his mother and they were all not pretty. He would much rather fight hundreds of Freeza's and Cell's than face his mother's wrath, but for some reason his mouth spilled this mistake and death wish out.

"Yes mom, but why do I have to hide who I am? If I want to have real friends then shouldn't I be truthful to them? Isn't the truth always better?" (A/N: Poor poor Gohan he is so naïve. Truth and not hiding who you really are? Is he crazy that is what friendship is in HS. Lies Lies and more Lies, but its ok he will learn unfortunately the hard way. LOL!)

GOHAN DON'T ARGUE WITH ME YOUNG MAN! Screamed Chi-Chi while pulling out the notorious Frying Pan of Doom. Gohan could only cower in fear at the sight of his mother wielding the ever so famous frying pan, his mother's weapon of choice when it came to controlling her saiyan boys. He searched franticly around the room to find his father for some support, but found that he was also cowering alongside of him and the terrible duo.

How it is that one regular cooking utensil could have the power to subdue the strongest and fiersest warriors in the universe like they were a couple of weaklings. The answer to that question was a mystery of the universe and he will never know. He thought. His mother was scary and intimidating enough, but with her weapon at her side she was invincible. Even the mighty prince of all saiyans himself has been known to also graciously back down at the face of such a weapon. He remembered the day that the prince encountered such a weapon for the very first time with a smile.

His thought however, where interrupted by a WAMMM and immediate pain then another WAMM WAMM WAMMM! By the end of such an attack that he didn't even see coming he was nursing four bumps in his head.

"Do you understand me young man?" Chi said in very low and deadly voice that send shivers up his spine. All he could say in response was "Y-yyyes m-mmam."

"Very good Gohan now you better get out of here before you are late and I have to punish you."

He only nodded in response after he paled even further if it were even possible.

He looked at his father's face to find a look of shame grace his face, most sertainly for not helping him with his mother, but Gohan didn't blame him he knew of the power his mother possessed so he understood. "It's ok dad I love you and I know how scary mom can be" said the smiling teen "how about when I come back we spar or something like that, hu?"

"Yea your mom can be very scary sometimes and yea that be great son we haven't spared in about a week. Ever since your mom started with this school and grandbaby thing." Said earths greatest hero with his hand scratching the back of his head and the famous Son smile.

Gohan nodded in understanding, "All right I'll see you guys later, bye mom, dad, and squirts see you later on today love you." With that he took to the air In a quick pace.

School I wonder how it will be?