Episode 1:New Beggining, New Campers, Same Torture Part 2
A bus pulls up to an abandoned film lot in Hollywood, California. The bus door opens, and Christian, Kayla, Jack, Nickolas, Nichole, Zack, Amoly, Humphrey, Mya, Maria, and Alex step off
Maria:Are we sure this is the right place. It looks...cheap, compared to Chris' standards
Humphrey:Maybe this is the wrong stop
Mya:Excuse me, bus driver, I'm not sure we-
The bus driver didn't give Mya a chance to finish when he sped off
Mya:Well. Looks like we're stuck here
Nichole:Well if this is the place, then where is Chris. You'd figure he would actually arrive on time
Zack:It's Chris, he arrives whenever he wants to
Amoly:Hey guys look, another bus is coming
Another bus pulls up and Tigress, Po, and Crane step off. Along with Peng, Lian, Song, and Mei Ling
Christian:Tigress, Po, Crane, what's up, it's been a minute and...who the heck are they
Po:Guys, these are our friends, Peng, Lian, Song, and Mei Ling
Peng:Hey
Lian:Hello
Song:Hi
Mei Ling:Nice to meet you
Nickolas:Well I didn't know this season was gonna have new contestants. Anyways, I'm-
A bunch of greetings later
Jack:So, why did you four decide to join this competition
Peng:Well we-
Peng didn't get to finish his sentence as he was interrupted by the sound of a horn going off
Alex:The hell
Chris is riding in a golf cart, pulling other carts with some more new contestants in it
Chris:Hello, old and new victims
Mei Ling:Did he just say victims
Crane:Don't worry, you get use to him saying stuff like that
Chris:So glad you could join us on this fine, fine day
Kayla:Please cut the crap Chris
Chris:See, we're already off to a good start
Zack:What took you so long
Chris:I was just picking up your new competition. Say hello to Flynn and Rapunzel
Rapunzel:Hi everyone, it's nice to meet you all. I'm Rapunzel and this is Flynn
Flynn:How you doing
Christian:We're doing good, we're doing good, how you doing
Flynn:Um...fine
Christian:Cool, cool
Chris:Next up, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde
Judy:That's officers Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde
Chris:Too bad, I'm just gonna call you Judy and Nick
Judy rolls her eyes
Chris:Next is Jack Frost, the Easterbunny, Bunnymund, and the Tooth Fairy, Tooth
Tooth:Um, quick question, how can they see us, aren't they a little to old to believe in us
Amoly:You can never be to old to believe in something
Chris:The reason they can see you is because...because...shoot trying to think of a good explanation
Jack Frost:It doesn't matter, at least they can see us
Nickolas:Why did you think we wouldn't see you
Bunnymund:Because in order for someone to see us, they have to believe in us, and since you guys are teenagers, we thought you wouldn't because, well, you're a little too old
Maria:Well hey, I believed in you guys until my mom told me other wise
Mya:Same here
Chris:Okay, moving on
Chris gets out of the cart and makes his way to the back and takes down three cages
Nichole:What's in the cages
Chris:Oh, just a few more new competitors
Chris opens the cages and pushes out three lions
Song:What the heck
Tigress:Uh Chris, what the heck is this
Chris:It's not it, it's who
Tigress:You know what I mean
Judy:Does he do stuffs like this all the time
Mya:You have no idea
Jack:Chris, why did you kidnap three lions
Nichole:You do realize that's illegal right
Chris:Don't worry, I'm just trying out a little experiment
Alex:Which is
Chris:I'm trying to see how non anthropomorphic animals would fair in Total Drama
Crane:Why
Chris:Beacause I'm the host, and I can do whatever I want
Tooth:That is so wrong
Chris:Deal with it. Now
Chris takes out a needle and injects each lion with it
Po:What the heck did you just do
Chris:I'm turning them into anthros
Everyone sees Kovu, Vitani, and Kiara's bodies change into an anthropomorphic state
Zack:Chris, you can't just do this type of stuff without permission
Chris takes out a piece of paper from his back pocket
Chris:Permit, right here
Zack:Oh
Rapunzel:Hey guys, I think they're starting to wake up
Vitani, Kovu, and Kiara groggily open their eyes and see a bunch of different animals, but standing on their hind legs, and they also see multiple weird creatures
Christian:Hello
Kiara:Ah
The three of them quickly get up
Kovu:Who are you
Christian:Ayo, chill, chill, chill, I'm friendly, we're all friendly here...minus Kayla and Chris
Kayla:Hey
Vitani:How did we get here
Christian:That guy right there took you from your home
The lions turn their heads to Chris, who's just waving at them. Vitani starts growling and lunges at Chris, but he takes out a taser, and tases her, knocking her out
Kiara:What did you do to her
Chris:Relax, she'll wake up in about three hours
Kovu:Why did you bring us here
Chris:All questions will be answered soon enough, but first, put these on
Chris throws Kovu and Kiara some clothes
Chris:And put some on her while your at it
He throws them some more
Kiara:We're not supposed to be here, we have to get home
Chris:You'll get home, as soon as you get voted off
Kiara:...What
Chris:Someone, please explain
Alex explains the whole situation to Kovu and Kiara
Alex:You got it
Kiara:Yeah, I think we do
Kovu:But what about everyone at home, they probably don't know we're gone
Chris:Not to fear, I asked my buddy Chef to drop off a laptop to Timon and Pumbaa so they could show everyone in the pride lands that you three are ok
Kiara:I'm sorry, you dropped off what
Chris:Okay, this is going to be a problem so...Alex and Maria, you two are in charge of Kovu, Kaira, and Vitani
Alex:What, why
Chris:Because I said so
After Kovu and Kiara out on their clothes, and putting clothes on Vitani, everyone got into the karts and Chris drove them into the film lot
Chris:Now, for you newbies, you guys already know that you will be competing for a million dollars, but what you don't know is that this competition will most likely destroy you in more ways than one, just ask our pros
Peng:You failed to tell us that
Po:Sorry, I forgot
Chris:Since there are twenty eight of you, there will be four teams of seven
Kayla:We know how to count
Amoly was about to say something but Chris stopped her
Chris:And no, you will not be picking your own teams
Amoly pouts
Chris drives by a makeup trailer
Chris:And this right here, will be your confessionals, where you can spill your dirty, dark, little secrets, or say something to get it off your chest
Confessional
Mya looks around the confessional
Mya:It's not the best place for some privacy, but at least it's not a toilet
Po:It's so awesome to be back, well kind of, especially with more of my friends
Peng:Huh, this seems a lot smaller than what I suspected
Rapunzel:Hey everyone at home, I'm so glad to be here
Judy:Well, I'm definitely ready for anything this game has to throw at me
Jack Frost:Why is the confessional in a make-up booth
Kiara is fidgeting with the camera
Kiara:What the heck is this thing
Kiara backs up
Kiara:So I guess I'm supposed to say something. Okay well uh, hey Mom, hey Dad, if you're watching this, there's no need to worry, me and the others are safe, and while I'm here, I might as well make some new friends
Kayla:I'm going all the way this time
Maria is using the make up
Humphrey:I'm definitely gonna try to make it further this time
Song:This place seems a tad bit underused
Alex:Can't believe Chris put me and Maria in charge of a bunch of-
Bunnymund:So yeah, I'm the easterbunny, but even though I'm loved throughout the world, that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with
Bunnymund accidentally flicks one of his boomerangs and it hits him in the eye
Bunnymund:Ah, son of a-
Mei Ling:Hopefully Crane and I are on the same team
Crane:I didn't really mind getting voted off and losing last time, but I'm gonna at least try my best to get further
Amoly:You think my team will win all the challenges
Zack:I didn't wanna come back, Chris made me
Nick:I hope that me and carrots aren't on the same team, it's not that I don't like her, it's just that she can be a little...controlling
Flynn:I have no idea why Rapunzel wanted to join this competition, we could've had a vacation somewhere else
Nichole:Looks like I'm back and more ready than ever to win
Jack:Hopefully I'll win this time
Nickolas:I'm winning this time
Lian:As long as my team has good members, this won't be that hard
Tooth:I'm not sure what to say, um...don't forget to floss
Tigress:I've prepared myself for all the worst possible situations that Chris will throw at me. I'm ready to win
Christian:Final six ain't bad, but final one, is even better
Kovu:As long as Kiara's okay, then I'm okay
Vitani is snoring
Chris drives outside a tent
Chris:This right here is the craft services tent, where you will enjoy breakfast, lunch, and dinner served of course, by chef
Zack:Well that's just awesome
Chris continues driving until he arrives next to a big stage with some bleachers across form it
Chris:And this right here, is where the elimination ceremony will be held, I call it, the Gilded Chris Ceremony. In order to stay in the game, you have to have this
Chris holds up a Gilded Chris Award
Chris:If you don't, that either means that you've been voted off or I just don't want you here anymore
Nichole:We know how this works Chris
Chris:I'm doing this for the newbies, if you don't mind
Confessional
Nichole:Chris has no idea how stupid that elimination ceremony is, I mean, the Guilded Chris Award, can he get anymore self-absorbed. But I still want one
Chris:Since we're in Hollywood, California, and is home to some of the most famous actors, the challenges for this season will be based on popular movies and TV shows
Zack:Uh Chris, you see, we know you're old, so if the movies you pick aren't popular, then we won't blame you
Chris:Zack, do you want to be the first person voted off
...
Chris:Okay then, shut up
Chris drives by the craft and services tent
Chris:This is where you will be eating your breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Nickolas:You mean our gruel, gruel, and gruel
Chris:Yes, exactly
Kiara:Chris, I have a question
Chris:Can it wait
Kiara:No, um, since me, Kovu, and Vitani, don't have any use for money, I was wondering if we could get something else if one of us wins
Chris:Hmm, you're right, you don't have any use for it, alright, if you win, I will supply you and your pride with unlimited food for a year
Kiara:That's...pretty good
Chris:Okay, now sit down and don't interrupt me again
Kovu:Kiara, what are you doing
Kiara:Just negotiating a deal
Kovu:With the guy who took us from our home
Kiara:Oh come on Kovu, lighten up, this could be...fun
Kovu:How
Kiara:Well for starters, we could make some new friends
Kovu:(Sarcastically) Really
Kiara:Yes really
Vitani wakes up
Vitani:Huh, where am i
Kovu:On this thing called a golf kart
Vitani:So I wasn't dreaming
Kovu:No
Vitani looks at herself and sees that she has clothes on
Vitani:Why am I in these
Kiara:Don't worry, we'll fill you in later
After going around the entire lot, Chris stopped on a set that had destroyed buildings
Bunnymund:Why did we stop
Chris:Because it's time for your first challenge
Lian:Which is
?:Rawwwwwwwwwr
Christian:Wait, I know that roar anywhere
Christian's looks up and his eyes widen
Christian:Oh my Godzilla
Everyone else looks up and sees Godzilla
Crane:Oh crap
Humphrey:I did not sign up for this
Zack:Yo, is he real
Chris:No,it's robotic. It's being controlled by Chef. In order to win the challenge, you have to find the cast trailers in which you are staying in
Flynn:How are we supposed to find them
Chris:You should've been paying attention on the tour
Godzilla:Rawwwwwwwwr
Chris:You guys better start running before he catches you
Everyone scurries off the golf carts and runs for their lives. Godzilla begins to chase them
Everyone:Aaaahhhhh
Chris:Well, isn't this a great way to start off the new season. How will our new competitors fare in the challenges, how will our old competitors fare with new competition, and how much more dastardly can I possibly get, find out next time on
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