A/N:Alright, I know this isn't exactly like the real Facebook, but I don't actually have one...
Disclaimer: The hobo's in da house!
Jack Harkness is extremely bored.
Toshiko Sato is sick of Jack Harkness' complaining.
Owen Harper is having fun insulting Teaboy.
Ianto Jones is threatening to make Owen decaf.
Gwen Cooper is wondering how Captain Jack became a Captain, and why does Torchwood have a pterodactyl?
Gwen Cooper commented on Rhys Williams' wall: Sweetheart, we might have to call off our dinner.
Rhys Williams commented on Rhys Williams' wall: What? I've been planning this for a month
Gwen Cooper commented on Rhys Williams' wall: Yes, well, I have to work late… You know how it is, special ops.
Rhys Williams commented on Rhys Williams' wall: Does this have anything to do with that Harkness fellow?
Jack Harkness commented on Rhys Williams' wall: So what if it does?
Rhys Williams commented on Rhys Williams' wall: WHAT?
Gwen Cooper commented on Rhys Williams' wall: Sweetheart, relax!
Rhys Williams commented on Rhys Williams' wall: Calm down? You're canceling our date for this Harkness!
Gwen Cooper commented on Rhys Williams' wall: He's my boss!
Rhys Williams commented on Rhys Williams' wall: He's… your boss?
Jack Harkness commented on Rhys Williams' wall: =P
Gwen Cooper is making the attempt to apologize for eleasing a potentially lethal alien.
Jack Harkness is refusing to accept her apology, insisting it was an accident.
Owen Harper wants to know why he won't accept her apology, why he isn't blaming her, and how did it qualify as an accident?
Ianto Jones thinks Owen should shut up an let Jack be the boss.
Jack Harkness is touched that Ianto stood up to crabby Owen for him.
Toshiko Sato is giggling to herself for reasons only she knows.
Owen Harper thinks Toshiko Sato is crazy.
Gwen Cooper is relieved Jack isn't yelling at her, and preparing to yell at Owen Harper.
Jon Hart has friend requested Jack Harkness.
His request has been denied.
Jon Hart has friend requested Ianto Jones.
Ianto Jones has sent Jon Hart a private message: Who is this?
Jon Hart has deleted his account.
Jack Harkness likes this.
Owen Harper has started a "Bloody Torchwood" fan group.
Owen Harper has become a fan of the "Bloody Torchwood" fan group.
Owen Harper has sent Jack Harkness an invitation to become a fan of the "Bloody Torchwood"fan group. {click here to become a fan}
Jack Harkness has responded to Owen Harper's invitation: What? Why'd you make that?
Owen Harper has responded to Jack Harkness' response: Because everything that ever goes wrong is either because of Torchwood, or made worse by Torchwood.
Jack Harkness has responded to Owen Harper's invitation: What? What about all the times we've saved the world?
Owen Harper has responded to Jack Harkness' response: Yeah? What about all the tomes we've put it in danger?
Jack Harkness dislikes this.
Owen Harper likes this.
Jack Harkness is no longer online.
A/N: Omg! Two chaps in one night? Who are you and what have you done too QuietTimeChocolates? R&R or you'll never get QuietTimeChocolates back!