Angel: Welcome to episode two of The Ba-
Marik: Cooooooooontraaaaaaaaact.
Angel: *sighs* The Marik and Bakura Show.
Bakura: I thought it was The Bakura and Marik Show.
Marik: Cooooooooontraaaaaaaaact. *waves a piece of paper in front of Bakura's face*
Bakura: I hate you.
Angel: We'll work out our... differences later... we have some questions!
Bakura and Marik: ...We do?
Angel: Yeah, didn't I tell you there would be questions sent in from the viewers at home?
Marik: Not really...
Angel: Oh well! First we have a question for each of you from SomniumWandrian!
Bakura: I'm scared.
Angel: Bakura, why do you lick the blood off your knife?
Bakura: ...
Marik: I find it sexy.
Bakura: Because... I... well...
Angel: Are you a... VAMPIRE?
Bakura: NO!
Marik: That would be hot. As long as you're not one of those sparkly vampires...
Bakura: I'm not a vampire!
Angel: Then why do you?
Bakura: It makes me feel... tough.
Angel: O...kay then. Marik, here's your question: do you have an ice fetish like in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridges Series?
Marik: What? I have no ice fetish! What in Ra's name made she think I had an ice fetish?
Angel: LittleKuriboh?
Marik: I don't know who this LittleKuriboh is, but I don't have an ice fetish!
Bakura: Actually... you do, Marik.
Marik: Do not!
Bakura: Be right back... *leaves the Blonde Room*
Marik: While he's gone, why is this room the exact color of my hair?
Angel: Well when I asked Bakura what color he wanted it to be he-
Marik: Why didn't you ask me?
Angel: I dunno... just didn't.
Marik: But I have such better-
Bakura: *holding a cup full of ice cubes* I'm back.
Marik: Wh... what are you holding?
Bakura: Just a cup full of ice, that's all. Here, you hold it. *hands Marik ice cup*
Marik: *runs backstage*
Angel: Okay, looks like we're going to switch to our backstage cam!
BACKSTAGE...
Marik: *dripping the ice over his lips*
THE BLONDE ROOM...
Angel: Well I hope that answers your questions,SomniumWandrian! See you next time on The Marik and Bakura Show!
Author's comments:
For being the first to review my show, you get a whole chapter, SomniumWandrian! I hope you like it!
Remember to keep sending in questions, and I'll eventually wrench out the answers!