Dear Indonesia,

It's me, Papua New Guinea. I was wondering, could you please turn down that music, I'm tired of having to turn up the volume of my TV so loud that I nearly go deaf.

Or better yet, you could give me your side of New Guinea, it is rightfuly mine afterall.

Also, if you see Philippines, could you tell her I'm looking for her, she ows me for loosing a bet.

Dear Papua New Guinea

Hey, too. I know my music can be annoyingly loud at times but I've never thought that it was that loud, sorry.

And since when is my side of Papua yours? It's always been mine since that tulip bastard finally gave it to me and decided to leave.

And I'll tell Philipines about the bet.

-Indonesia