CHAPTRE TOW: THEY GET TO PONIES LAND!
So they drived Tias cat all the way to Equestria, which is a p0lace what is like England of cing Arther but it is everyone ios a horse insted of a humans. Twilit Sparkle was in her house was also the libary and she was reding a book but it was in a languege she cant reed. Then Zack bell cocked on the door and said "Hi I'm looking for my Suzy is she hear?" "no." Tilight said to him." "shit." Atch bell cried but Twilioght sad "OK Ill help you fuck her, where is she?" "All i had is note which said she is didnapped by that fukhole Momon!" "I now we'll ask priness Celestio about the stituaton!" Twilight so she told Sike to fire a leter to her to reads it much.
A later, Celestia does to the house and sayd "You are zach bell who is from Japan the neighhboring county (hahaah git it neigh like a horss negh?" "Yea were is the Suzy?" "I dunno." Celesia sad and said "Bot I think we can learn about it if we friends?" So they went to Twilight Sparkle friends. They went to a place where Pikie Pie was and she daid "Rarity is going to throw a potty to celebrat my birthday today" "That nice can I hel;p?" Tio who was there asked and so did Zack bell. "Yes" Pocky Pie telled then so they started to do stuff lik get beer and ballons, BUT THEY DID KNOW THAT ZENO WAS IN THERE TOO!"