"GAMZEE, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS DOING HERE" a mean voice yelled.

"ChIlL BrO, I sAw HeR TaKiNg A NaP On ThE sTrEeT."

"I cOuLdN'T jUsT lEaVe HeR oUt iN tHe CoLd LiKe ThAt." A calm and deep voice replied.

I slowly opened my eyes, and was met by 2 figures. They were quiet abnormal, but then again it might've been just my eyes playing tricks on me.

"OH GREAT, SHES AWAKE."

"HeY mOtHeRfUcKeR, yOu GoOd?"

My visions became clear as the tall, purple figure waved his hand in front of my face. I then shake my head and everything is clear once more. As i looked at the 2 "abnormal" figures, turns out, my eyes WEREN'T playing tricks on me, they were both grey, they had horns and they looked like…

"Trolls…?"

The grumpy one pouted.

"WHAT ELSE WOULD WE BE"

"GOG, YOU HUMANS ARE SO STUPID."

"Wh-What?"

"GlAd To SeE yOu'Re OkAy, MoThErFuCkEr."

"Who are you?"

Without a doubt, they were trolls. I remembered how mum told me stories about trolls, but naturally, I didn't think they were real… until now that is.

The grumpy one grumbled.

The Purple troll went up to me with a big smile on his face.

"Im GaMzEe, GaMzEe MaKaRa"

Right… that was the name I heard when I first woke up here. He reeked of a weird type of carbonated drink and what smelled like pie. He had big messy hair, and he had clown make-up on, he wore a pair of pants with purple polka-dots on it and a shirt with a purple Capricorn Sign on it. Overall, he was a rather interesting character.

Then the grumpy one came up to me and sighed.

"KARKAT VANTAS"

He was pretty much normal in troll standards I guess, he was wearing a shirt with a grey Cancer Sign on it, and he looked kind of annoyed or mad all the time.

"NoW"

I looked at the troll named "Gamzee".

"WhAt WaS yOuR nAmE aGaIn?"

"O-Oh!"

"I'm [name]."

"[name]? HuH?"

"I tHiNk ThAt'S a MoThErFuCkInG sWeEt NaMe"