DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GINTAMA!

CHAPTER 2.

Children look like their parents in more aspects than one.

"Oi, Gengai! Where is she? Perm head told me, she said that they are gonna come and visit you." Tall man with a long red coat asked.

"Oh, them… She entered my time machine and right now she is somewhere in the past probably." Old man answered without bothering to look up since he already knew who was behind him.

"WHAT?!" The man shouted and grabbed Gengai by his collar, his eyes blazing with fury as he was staring down at the older man. "You send that crazy women with my child to the past…? Wait, don't tell me that by past you mean?"

"Yep, that one…"

"I'LL MURDER YOU! YOU DAMN USELESS PART OF THE HUMANITY! JUST DIE!" The man shouted as he was shaking the old man back and forth.

"Wait… Stop… Wait… Wait!" When the man finally stopped Gengai breathe with ease. "Here use this if you want." He handed the remote control to the man and he was finally released from his grip.

"But I have to warn you, that thing is not…" He didn't get to finish as the man in red coat sat inside the time machine and pressed the button leaving Gengai to his shootings. "WAIT THAT'S!"

Shinsengumi HQ.

"So that's it!" Gintoki said with an uncaring voice like always.

Kagura, Shinpachi and Gintoki left the Hospital a little after Sougo came and the four of them together with the baby, Aoi, came to the Shinsengumi to explain a sudden increase in Okita household, even though the father himself look as bored as ever.

"That's it" My ass!" Shinsengumi devil vice-commander Hijikata Toushirou shouted at the perm head vein popping in his forehead. "THAT WAS A DAMN FLASHBACK, YOU MORON! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHIGN TO DO WITH THE BABY?"

"Huh~" Gintoki came head to head with Toshi. "Then you have a better explanation Mayora-kun? Since we don't know anything… Huh~"

"LIKE HELL! All you did was barge in like this is your damn home and then sat here saying "Here's your sadistic captain's brat, take care!" Silver samurai and mayo freak were pushing each other head to head like two goats fighting.

"Look, Mayora-kun there are some flying mayonnaise flying go fetch them and never come back."

"I'll send you to your damn sugar land for eternity perm head." They were both holding their katana's now.

"Maa… Maa… Toshi, calm down… Let them explain calmly, right Sougo?" A kind-hearted gorilla Kondo Isao said as he looked at the younger once with the Aoi, only to have chills run down his spine.

China and Sadist were sitting next to each other with Aoi sitting in between and playing with Sougo's katana and Kagura's parasol. Both of them were emitting the most devilish aura, gorilla could swear that he could see a dragon and a tiger battling above them. Two rivals seemed as if they would kill each other if Aoi weren't there.

Kondo shaking turned towards Shinpachi who was sitting on the side and drinking tea while sighing. "Could you please explain everything, brother-in-law?"

Megane glared at him for that stupid way he was calling him, but then answered. "We don't know ourselves, that child got left (more like was thrown) in Kagura-chan's room and by the note that's left it seems that it's Okita-kun's."

"SOUGO!" Kondo cried with his nose going tarzan on him as he looked at the sadist. "Is that true Sougo? Is it really…? DADDY~" Gori looked at vice-commander. "Mommy became a grandmother at such a young age. Our little boy…. He…. He…" The commander cling on to Hijikata's uniform crying.

Anger mark appeared at mayora's head. "Why are you turning this into the damn family drama?!"

Gin made a troll face. "Puhu~ With a stalker gorilla and cry baby like commander, tax robbers are doomed."

Pushing the huge gorilla away and then after fixing himself lighting the cigarette and all this in a split second time, Toushi answered. "I apologize for our commanders deed, but… stop insulting him you damn curly!"

As the two glared at each other again Kagura joined in. With a troll smile she gave side look to Sadist while saying mockingly. "Oi, Sadist which unfortunate soul did you catches in your disgusting hands, huh? Poor women."

"I'll cut you China!" He deadpanned then continued scratching his head and looking at the kid. "I don't ever remember f*** a woman so pathetic as to leave a child to a monster."

Anger mark appeared on China. "How many did you actually nail to forget them? You perverted Bakaiser!"

He smirked. "What China jealous? Or did you want to be the first? Bupu… WRONG!" He made a stupid sound with his lips.

Unable to move freely because of Aoi, but boiling inside send punches at him over the kids head, but Sadist catch both her hands pulling her over. "Besides it still has to be proven to be mine, I'm not the only sand haired character-"

He was unable to finish when they heard a gun shot, all looked at two rivals side to see that little Aoi was holding Kagura's umbrella and there was a smoke coming out of it. Then everyone in the room followed the way that the parasol was pointed at to see that there was a bald thick line going right on Hijikata Toushirou's head, making him seem like her just shaved half of his hair off from the middle of his head.

Aoi laughed cheerfully saying. "Die Mayora~"

Everyone froze for a second all the people in the room thinking the same thing. She's definitely his daughter.

While everyone was like that Kagura grabbed Aoi and fast run towards the exit only to be stopped by Sougo's sword at the veranda. Sadist was relying on the wooden pole with no expression his katana stretched right in front of China's throat.

"Where do you think you're going, China?"

Kagura squeezed Aoi tight glaring at her rival. "There's no way that I'm giving Aoi-chan to a Sadist like you. No way, she's mine!"

"She's not a toy you brat glotton…"

"Says the Sadist." She added still glaring.

He sighs lowering his sword, but still standing in front of the China. "Besides, if she is really mine, then she is staying here with her father."

She smirked arguing. "But this an off-female compound and she is a girl."

"It doesn't count for kids, but I'll figure something out." He said deadpan voice not changing.

Getting even more pissed Kagura shouted. "Maybe she is really not yours!"

"The hair is a proof enough." Sougo answered.

"But she has the same eye color as me."

"She is a Sadist just like a father."

"But she is as powerful as a Yato."

"She has the same smile as my sister."

"She loves sukobu."

"Calm eyes."

"Violent nature."

"Smart."

"Mischievous."

"She hates Hijikata."

"I hate him too and she called him Mayora just like me."

"They're like two grandmothers arguing about whom their grandchild looks like." Toushi commented lighting another cigarette, his hair was fixed.

"But the weird part is that the both of them is right. Aoi really do look like both of them in many ways than one, it's like she just took something from each." Megane fixed his glassed.

"If I didn't know better I would have thought that they really are the parents of the brat." Gintoki said picking his ear.

"Toshi…?" Kondo pledged looking at Hijikata with tearful eyes.

"It's not true." Mayora sigh and Kondo let go wiping his tears.

Sougo smirked for her comebacks at every single thing. "Then lets solve this the only way we know."

Kagura smiled. Putting Aoi on the veranda she patted the little once head and took her umbrella heading to the yard where Sadist was standing. "The one who wins takes Aoi."

Fight was on the pick and if left it will drag till the end of the story, both Kagura and Sougo had no intention to back out, not only for Aoi, both of them likes her especially after trying to kill Hijikata (that concerns only Sougo), but for their own self as well since with all the jobs in the last month they weren't able to fight-

"Papi~ Papi~" Aoi called out aloud so that both China and Sadist stopped to see that the little one was crying looking at their fight even though she was happy a minute ago. "Don't fight~"

Sighing rivals gave up their fight putting away their weapons. Kagura approached the little girl taking her hand she bring her down from the veranda and they walked along side to the yard where Sougo was standing. "So did you enjoyed the show, brat?" Sougo asked dead panned.

"She is not a brat, her name is Aoi." Kagura said frustrated and then kneeled down smiling at the little one. "Aoi-chan wanna go for a walk?"

Aoi nodded smiling. Seeing that Sougo sigh. "Do whatever you want, but bring her back or I'll break you China."

She gripped her umbrella that was now opened above her and Aoi's head covering them from the sun tight and glared at him. Turning away ignoring him she just said. "Say good-bye to the Sadist, Aoi-chan."

"Bye-bye, Sadist~" Aoi said, with a cute voice and smiled, waving her hand as the both of them walked towards the gate.

Sougo didn't reply he remained deadpanned with bored expression and walked towards the room where everyone was standing. While Shinpachi was the one to shout at Kagura.

"Stop teaching her those names! Don't make a kid say such things, Kagura. Oi, listen to people who are talking!" He shouted things like that, but everyone ignored him and walked inside.

In the Edo streets…

While walking happily hand in hand with Aoi, Kagura was biting down her sukobu and the little female was eating cotton candy. Considering that China looked young, together with Aoi everyone thought as if they were two sisters taking a walk.

They decided to go eat dango when they run into Otae and Kyuubei, who were out shopping.

"Ah! Anego and Kyuubei." Kagura smiled at two women.

"Maa, maa Kagura-chan are you out for a walk?" Otae asked with a smile. "And who's this little cutie? Hi!" Otae and Kyuu-chan kneeled a little smiling at Aoi.

"Tae~ Kyuu~ Tae~ Kyuu~" Aoi happily said letting go of Kagura's hand and sweetly smiling at the two.

Both blushed seeing Aoi's moe and hugged the baby shouting. "SO CUTE!" While in their joined arms Aoi was playing with Kyuu-chan's eye patch and Tae's hair, two women were smiling happily. "Where did you find her Kagura-chan? She is so adorable! Is she a relative?"

"So cute…" Kyuubei said blushing.

Kagura smiled shaking her head. "No, she got abandoned and I decided to adopt her. Aoi is my daughter."

Otae looked at her surprised while letting Aoi to the land so she could play, Kyuu sitting with her. "But Kagura-chan, you can't do that. Her parents must be worried, you should inform the police."

"If you need I can ask Yagyu to search for them." Kyuubei success, as she raise up on her feet, leaving Aoi to play with a butterfly that is bothering her.

China shook her head with a grin. "No need, her father seems to be a tax robber anyways."

Both women looked at yato girl surprised. "What do you mean?"

"She might be Sadists daughter, so no need to search. I kind of understand the mother for running away from him, but leaving Aoi is making me angry."

"My, my, Okita-kun's child huh? But are you sure?" Otae with her trade mark smile was holding her one chin tilting her head.

"Well, there is no other character but the Sadistic Demon King of Planet Sadist as sadistic as him with sand hair and intend to kill Mayora, but even if there is another character who's the Sadistic Demon King of Planet Sadist as sadistic as him with sand hair and intend to kill Mayora, Aoi recognized him as father, so I think that someone who's the Sadistic Demon King of Planet Sadist as sadistic as him with sand hair and intend to kill Mayora might be exactly who we need. On the other hand the Sadistic Demon King of Planet Sadist as sadistic as him with sand hair and intend to kill Mayora can't be trusted with a kid, so I'm leaving the girl to myself."

While the three were talking about how it was right and wrong for that woman, whomever she is, to leave Sougo, Aoi on the other hand trying to catch a butterfly kept running round and round, jumping and smiling. She was a little away from the trio when she bumped into someone and fall, the girl didn't cry instead looked up at the one she bumped in to.

The man with red coat and contrast uniform was standing in front of her covering the sun and hiding her in his shadow, while slightly bowed down and staring at her. "Finally, I found you Aoi. Come to-" He was about to say when the younger girl screamed crying.

"MAMI~" She screamed all her lungs out, hearing that the whole street stopped staring at the man who seemed as if he was bullying the kid or was trying to kidnap her maybe.

The man rose up trying to calm Aoi, so she won't cry when he felt three blazing with fury red eyes staring at him. Right behind Aoi there were three scary women standing and cracking their fists. Aoi seeing Kagura stood up hardly and run to her hiding behind China's leg while taking a pick from the side.

"C-calm down ladies, it's not what it seems." The man tried to explain as he was shaking his hands and head.

"You made my Aoi cry, you damn pedo-kidnapper!" Kagura said while all three were covered with different colored auras that were rising.

"Don't go off giving me weird nicknames now China girl. Listen first." Man exclaimed.

"I don't wanna!" She shouted and hit him sending him flying.

"Kya~ There is a pervert!" Otae shouted with a scary smile as he hit the man with a bat, don't ask where she get that.

Kyuubei took out his sword. "Don't touch Tae-chan!" She swing man hardly dodging it with a jump. Then after that all three of them started to hit him with kicks as he was lying.

"We should report him." Tae success when Kondo came flying.

"I'll protect you Otae-san!" Kondo jumped on her with a idiotic smile as Tae beat him up again.

"How scary I was attacked by a gorilla." Otae smiled.

"Wakka!" This time it was Ayumu who came running towards Kyuubei with tears.

Kyuu-chan hit him hard sending him in a pile of other two. "The streets are full of perverts Tae-chan, lets go back home."

"Sure, lets go Kagura-chan, I'll treat you to some food."

China gulped down, imagining Anego's tamoyaki or how Gin-chan calls it "Dark Matter". She smiled shaking her head. "Sorry Anego, I promised to take Aoi somewhere else. But we'll come visit later. See you."

"Ok, then take care Kagura-chan, Aoi-chan." She smiled at the two as Kagura shake her good-byes and Aoi was also smiling and shaking her hand saying. "Bye~ Bye~"

That evening. Kabuki-cho.

"My, my what a surprise to see you here." Said a beautiful woman with long vermilion hair that was bind in two buns; she sat inside the street vendors place near the man from earlier, who was still wearing his contrast uniform and red goat and was eating his udon.

The girl was wearing short red Chinese blouse with gold designs that was ending right under her breasts leaving her belly open. Long red skirt with two splits at the sides and tight long black socks, she also had a scarf around her neck and goggles at her head.

"Why the long face?" The girl asked smiling.

Anger mark appeared at the man's head. "Fuck you, what the hell are you planning?"

Girl made an innocent face ordering rice with lots of stuff on it. "What do you mean? I just felt nostalgic and wanted to remember our past."

"If you wanna remember something then look at the pictures, you freaking moron. You brought her here even though we agreed to not to do that."

"Who are you calling a moron, you good-for-nothing-dickless-jackass?" Vein popped out at the girls head, but she kept her smile. "If someone wasn't late getting back home from a useless job then I wouldn't have been bored."

"It's not like I wanted to be there! Your idiot brother asked me for help, besides what's with this? You go on missions too it's not like I interfere." Man half shouted still holding his self-control.

"Since when?" The girl shouted beating her fist to the table. "I've been so busy with Aoi, that I haven't left home in the last two years, while you go on so called missions with those bastard tax-robbers and my brother. It was all good until I learned that you were actually showing a fan service with lots of fan girls while on missions, you damned demon's **** jerk, bastard!" She was now standing.

He jumped up furious glaring at the women. "What girls…? The only woman there was that donuts lover and she is already busy."

"You jackass, I'm keeping in touch with my sister-in-law you know! She told me everything!" She gripped her purple parasol.

"Tch. Damn that woman, I'll give her a poisoned donuts next." Man sat down sighing. "That was a little flirt, so get over it."

"And this is a little game, so get over it." The girl smiled and sat down finishing her bowl of rice in one go then ordered the seconds.

Vein popped out at the guys head. "What game are you talking about you damn glutton beast? Did you actually forget what happened in the past?"

"Nope." She finished her last bowl and stood up. "I do remember what happened, but I wanna take revenge Sadistic bastard and I will. Thanks old man." Thanking the vendor she turned away preparing to leave. "As long as those two are the once taking care of Aoi, there is no way in hell you can even get close to her."

He rose grabbing her hand but she shook it away. "Where do you think you're going?"

"I have a date. Maybe in the future everyone knows about my marriage with a scary person, but here I'm just a traveler. So good luck with Aoi and bye-bye!" Girl shakes her hand smiling and left.

Man gripped his chopstick breaking them in half and his blood boiling with demonic aura he shouted. "CHINA!"

Yorozuya HQ….

Achoo….

"Ah, Kagura-chan did you catch a cold?" Shinpachi asked with worried voice as he was already at the door leaving.

"Don't worry Patsuan, idiots don't catch colds." Gin said with bored voice not even looking up from his book.

Kagura glared at him, but before she could come up with a comeback Aoi grabbed the perm head's hair and started pulling. Gintoki screamed from pain making both Megane and Kagura laugh. He was running round and round inside the Yorozuya while Aoi was still sitting on the couch and playing with a handful of hair that she took out from Gin-chan's head.

"I'm leaving, see you tomorrow. Oh and Kagura-chan, Aoi-chan is still a baby, so she should sleep early." Megane explained as he left.

She let Aoi play with the older yorozuya for a while, which made Gin in pain since no matter how much angry he got he couldn't bring himself to shout at a brat who was so cutely laughing and soon he ended up with half bald hair. Smiling Kagura picked up Aoi. "Okay, now Aoi-chan time to go to bed."

As she said that Aoi started crying her lungs out as if you just took away her candy or hurt her.

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