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After getting that invite to the WPC mom, Pi, and I jump into my jacked up mud covered raven black F-150 Raptor Red Neck Addition. It rides on 40"s, 2 flags attached to the bed, 1 rebel and 1 America, and a pure steel bumper guard like the ones on cop cars only higher quality.
"So honey where are we going again?" she asks wile reading Home Defense Monthly.
"Well first we're heading to Wolfs Ranch to pick up Mark and his little sister Sarah, then we go into town to grab Mr. and Mrs. Critter, and finally we head for Rust Burrow Kentucky where Buck and Sugar will meet us." I state with a mischievous grin.
"Um… Ash if you don't mind me asking, why are they all coming?" Pi says cocking his head to the side.
I adjust the rear view mirror to see him.
"Well drear brother of mine that would ruin the surprise." I snicker.
After driving for about an hour we turn into Wolfs Ranch drive and there sitting on the front porch strumming a guitar is my old friend Mark a.k.a. Timber Wolf. Marks a 6'9" 23 year old guitarist.
"Wolf how have you been?" I question.
"Oh you know just the usual, helping dad run the ranch, trying to keep crazy out of trouble, and visiting mom." At the last part he looks down.
Throwing an arm over his shoulder, "Bro we talked about this she's in a better place and remember she told you to look after your sister so don't let her see you like this man be strong."
"Since when have you become a psychiatrist?" he laughs.
"When the Timber Wolf turned into a coyote." We share a laugh. "Now where is…" I start before a pair of hands covers my eyes.
"Guess who?" A voice chimes.
"Does she have smooth flowing white hair, cowgirl boots, cut offs, a mid drift top, and would her name happen to be Sarah?" I ask with a smile.
"Dam it, how do you always know?" the voice wines.
Without my smile wavering I take the hands off my eyes and turn to see my whole world. My girlfriend Sarah a.k.a. Wolf Pup she's 5'8", 18 years old, she is also Marks little sister, and as gentle and dangerous as a rose.
"Well I don't know anyone else in this world that has the voice of an angel, enchanting sapphire eyes, smooth light tanned skin, and long flowing white hair that would make Arceus herself jealous." I flirt then pull her in for a kiss.
"Oh Raven your to sweet." She blushes like a rose.
"Anything for my little Wolf Pup." I continue to flirt.
"Alright that's enough face sucking don't we have some place to be?" Mark tries to interject.
I stare into my lover's eyes and then a strong jolt of static goes through me.
"What the fuck Pi?" I hiss at my brother.
Giving me a glare, "We have to go you love bird we still have another stop to make."
"Shit! OK Sarah you're with Pi and I, Mark grab your guitar and truck, my mom will ride with you." I freak.
We all pile in and haul ass to town. Stop one check.