Yo, what's chillin' in the Fanishfiction… yeah, I can't talk like a ganster… so here you go!
1.
You "Aveda Kedvra" people when you get angry at them.
Teacher: Tonight you will have to read pages 54 through10000000000000000. And do your 2000000000000 worksheets and… oh! Do all homework possible! Which means every worksheet on the face of the earth!
Me: NO! I WILL NOT! I DIDN'T GET MY HOGWART LETTER BUT IM A WIZARD AND I KNOW IT AND EACH TIME I WRITE TO DUMBLEDORE THE MAIL MAN TELLS ME ITS NOT A REAL ADDRESS AND SO I TRIED TO TIE IT TO AN OWL BUT THE OWL PECKED ME AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE ZOO BEFORE I COULD EVEN TALK TO THE SNAKES SO IM IN A BAD MOOD! AVEDA KEDAVRA!
30 minutes later
Principle: So you will go see the consoler once a week and if you have a another outburst you parents will be notified. Ok?
Me: Yes.
Principle: Now, have fun with your homework tonight!
So yeah umm I know kids don't get that much homework but that what it feels like so yeah. By the way two updates in one day! Merry late Christmas!