Oh hey, I made another chapter of this. Enjoy!

One day in whatever kind of watery hellhole the show takes place, Spongebob woke up.

"Oh, what a crappy day for the underwater rapists of Turd Bottom!" he ranted for no reason. "Well, I guess I should start my day now," he murmured while farting as he transformed from a seacow into everyone's most hated sponge, Spongebob Dickpants! He has the day off today, so he was planning to go yiff with Sandy or have poopy buttsex with Patrick or whatever the hell he likes to do. He headed towards the kitchen, already feeling that he was going to have a very fun day.

Then he encountered Gary peeing on his Shin Megami Tensei merchandise.

"OOOWWWHWOOOOOAAHHAAAHHAA GAARYYY WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING?!" the sponge screeched, breaking all that was glass in a ten mile radius.

Gary meowed, attempting to cover up his act, but the sponge wouldn't have any of it, so he mauled his pet snail with his monster cock.

It was not swell, in case if you were wondering.

Spongebob was then about to finish Gary off with a good cock flogging, but then the doorbell rang!

"I'll get it!" Spongebob announced, automatically forgetting the deadly nerd rage that he had when he saw Gary pissing on his beloved anny-may crap. He merrily skipped to the door to meet this mystery man.

It was Squidward with a sawed-off shotgun. He finally cracked and has resorted to killing Spongebob, but the sponge then pulled out a transformed Tetsusaiga that he had inside his ass for no reason whatsoever, for he wasn't going to be told off again. Squidward, upon seeing Tetsusaiga, invoked a fit of laughing that only a lunatic can do properly.

"Are you SERIOUSLY going to stop me with THAT!?" he giggled like a little girl while pointing at the sword, which was right in front of him so that tentacle has been sliced in half, "You think you know Tetsusaiga? I'll SHOW YOU TETSUSAIGA!" he yelled as he punched Spongebob Dickpants in the dick and snagged Tetsusaiga, taking the sponge's arms with it.

Spongebob screamed in terror, surprised and horrified that he just stole the sword, despite the fact that Spongebob had more spiritual energy than Squidward could ever hope to have, who was not even in the Soul Society, "But that's impossible! Squids can't wield that fang!"

Squidward looked surprised and sane for one second upon hearing this, but then let out a laugh, fell and terrible, "This little Squidward IS A HALF DEMON!" he said in a demonic voice, swinging the blade at Spongebob, who barely evaded the attack. He ran back into his house and shut the door in Squidward's face, who just laughed it off while chopping at his pineapple home like a tree.

"GARY! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!" he squealed as he huddled into a corner. Gary ate his dick to get revenge for what he did to him earlier before heading off to pee on Spongebob's crap some more. Spongebob abandoned all hope as he monologues about what just happened, "You peed on my dreams, and you ate my hope, you let me down Gary, you let me down..." he wrote on his body with some rotten jizzy seahorse milk he usually used as anal lube for Patrick's rough starfish asshole. Sobbing, he laid on his side and cried, waiting for his impending doom.

Then he realized that he still had one hope against Squidward, the jizzy seahorse milk!

Spongebob, having regained his will to fight once again, stood in triumph as Squidward destroyed the last of his pineapple with the Wind-scar, "I HAVE YOU NOW SPONGE!" he shrieked as he lunged towards Spongebob.

Thinking fast, Spongebob entered Anime Cutscene Mode and grabbed Gary and ripped off his shell. Then he poured the jizzy milk into the shell as he cut Gary to bits to get the last laugh. Then he pooped into the shell and stirred the contents thoroughly with his newly grown dick while peeing at the same time. By the time he added a few other choice ingredients into the shell, Anime Cutscene Mode had ended and Squidward was less than three feet away, swinging down on the sponge for the final blow. Before he could strike down the sponge, however, Spongebob jammed the shell onto his greasy fish head.

Squidward stopped all movement as he started to melt seconds later, "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SPONGEBOB DICKPANTS!" he yelled one last time before his maniacal laughter faded to silence as he melted into a puddle of himself, along with the late Gary's shell.

Having defeated the insane hanyou octipi, Spongebob let out a victory cry, "WHOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled out as he picked up Tetsusaiga to share the victory with before he sheathed it back into his ass. Spongebob then ran around what little remained of his pineapple house with his arms up in the air, letting his victory be heard throughout the ocean.

He spent the rest of the day doing just that.

Later, at night, he got bored of running around like an idiot and went back to the wreckage of his house, intent on calling it a night. He hopped on his sexy Kenshin blowup doll and covered himself with his gay hentai doujin.

"Goodnight, Gary." he said to what was left of the snail.

TO BE CONTINUED