Let's Truth and Dare the Cast! Phineas and Ferb Edition Chapter 2: The First Dares

Rated K+ for safety. Romance and pairings included. About mostly PhineasXCandace.


Most of the script in this story

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts', Long-distance conversations (such as on the phone), song lyrics, or cutaways/flashbacks.

"Voice-overs, either from a flashback in present time, or from present time during a Flashback."


"That doesn't sound good." Jeff Dunham from "The Jeff Dunham Show".

From Rush, a Phinter fanfiction by the same author of this and others, LordryuTJ.


What was seen right there was a room with the PAF logo in the back. As you know, the whole cast of Phineas and Ferb was in another room that was seen on the right side of the studio, and they only come out for the dares they are supposed to do. Lordryu and Peter Griffin walked on screen.

"How's it goin', folks!" Lordryu said. "I'm LordryuTJ!"

"And I'm Peter Griffin!" Peter said.

"Welcome to Let's Truth and Dare the Cast!" Lordryu said. "Phineas and Ferb edition! Now, as you might know, the Phineas and Ferb cast members are behind the door on the right side of the studio…"

"And characters are to come out if it's their question or dare!" Peter said.

"Now, before we get to the dares, there's one thing we have to say." Lordryu added. "Well, we didn't get any reviews for truths or dares so we made some of our own. Here they are."

Dares:

Perry - Sit on Doofenshmirtz.

"…And… that's about it." Lordryu said as Perry sat on Doof's right when the dare was mentioned as they came out.

"That's it?" Peter asked.

"Yeah… that's it." Lordryu replied. "Let me check the reviews…"

Lordryu zipped to the review page for LTADTC: PAFE and saw there were so many dares and truths.

"Okay, dare overload!" Lordryu cried.

"What do you mean—oh my god, those are so many truths and dares!" Peter cried as he saw the reviews page.

"Hey, look at this! One says Phineas may not talk for the rest of the chapter, but if he wants to talk, he has to kiss Stacy." Lordryu mentioned. But then, he got a evil grin on his face.

"What is it?" Peter said, noticing the look.

"What if we do the dare, but replace Stacy with Candace?!" Lordryu asked.

"Why, that's just stupid enough to work!" Peter replied. "I smell brain!"

"My brain says let's do it!" Lordryu said as he and Peter ran back and let Phineas into the main room. "Okay, Phineas. We got a dare for you."

"Okay, then what is it?" Phineas asked.

"I think you might like it." Peter mentioned. "You may not talk for the rest of the chapter unless you kiss someone."

"Wait, who do I have to kiss?" Phineas asked Peter.

"Well, it's someone you know…" Peter started.

"Yeah?" Phineas said.

"Okay, I give up, it's Candace." Peter finished.

"What?!" Phineas cried.

"Do you want to talk or not?!" Lordryu yelled.

"Okay, I do!" Phineas replied.

"Then kiss her!" Peter yelled. "Kiss her right now, on the lips! Do it! Come on! Go ahead! After you!"

Phineas just gave out an angry glare at Peter.

"Okay, you're excused from the dare!" Peter said. "But you still have to kiss her."

"Huh?!" Phineas cried.

"Next chapter, I guarantee." Peter added.

"Oh, thank god." Phineas said as he walked back into the room with the others. However, he dragged Candace out and crushed his lips on hers, then threw her back in. "Okay, there! Happy?!"

"Alright then." Peter said.

"Okay, Perry, off Doofenshmirtz." Lordryu said as Perry got off Doofenshmirtz. "This one is for Doof. Okay, Doof, how do you survive some explosions and what not?"

"Well, I don't know how I survive." Doof said "It's just… cartoon physics, okay?"

"Okay, next dare is for Suzy: Don't embarrass Candace for the rest of the chapter."

Suzy went into a fetal position.

"HAHAHAHA!" Peter laughed. "She went like an armadillo and rolled up!" He continued laughing.

"Okay, next for Isabella. Do not ever go "whatcha' doin'?" like you always do."

Isabella then jumped off a cliff, was revived by Lordryu and then went into fetal position like Suzy. A robot appeared out of nowhere and blew the two up, and they were revived again by Lordryu, still in their positions.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Peter laughed again. "What the hell is up with this fanfiction?!"

"Where did the robot come from?!" Lordryu cried. He then saw Doofenshmirtz holding a remote with a large red button on it. Doofenshmirtz then threw the remote away.

"Uh, what robot?" Doofenshmirtz asked, looking guilty. "Okay, it was me!"

"Alright then. The next dare is for… Candace! Last one or more chapters without your cell phone."

"Alright, fine!" Candace said as she threw her cell phone at Peter, who was instantly knocked out. "You happy now?"

"Yes." Lordryu blankly said. "And you must not bust your brothers EVER!"

Candace then joined in with Suzy and Isabella and went into fetal position. Lordryu put on ear plugs, thinking Peter was about to laugh, but he didn't, due to being knocked out.

"Okay then. A question for Phineas and Ferb. Alright, how can you deliver a lot of stuff and not have to pay?! Who pays it for you?! How can you pull that out?!" Lordryu talked on and on.

"Um, I think we do everything for free." Phineas remarked.

"You think?" Lordryu asked. "Oh, forget it. Commercial break!"

Cue commercial break.


Okay, good so far. Be sure to get more dares up for me! Bye!