Zach:
Hmm... well I have some ideas!
*gives Frisk and Chara lightsabers and sends them to Yoda and Darth Vader to train*
Vader, be nice to Chara. Chara, the same goes for you. Have fun learning the power of the dark side!
*puts a Temmie in Emperor Palpatine's lap, for shits and giggles*
*leaves Chara some chocolate and Frisk a piece of butts pie for after their training*
Chara: Cool, mine is red!
Anakin: Please don't refer to me as Vader, it brings back regretful memories, Palpatine would most likely love to show you the ways of the sith.
Palpatine: Did you hear the tragic tale of Darth Plageous the Wise?
Anakin: *Facepalms* Not this again...
Frisk: Oooh, Green for Kindness!
Yoda: Too old, she is, much too old indeed.
Frisk: Please don't assume my gender.
Yoda: Assume your gender, did I? Apologies, I give.
Luke: I'll train them, I'm already training Rey
Anakin: *A little jealous* Not even I got to have a Padawan, I can't believe my own son has his own padawan before me.
Padame: You'll always have a place in my heart, Ani dear.
Palpatine: What is this thing vibrating on my lap?
Temmie: Hoi Im Tem!
Palpatine: *Uses Force lightning on the Temmie.*
Kirito: *Has Just noticed the lightsaber duels, changes into GGO avatar and ignites his laser sword* Now this, is an offer I can't refuse.
Asuna: Stay safe, Kirito-kun.
Yui: Stay safe, daddy!
Utf: Well then. *Uses magic from the Fairy Tail Dimension* Mechanical make, laser sword! *Gives a laser sword to all those wanting to spar with one.
Gray + Lyon: Make magic?
Utf: Yeah, mechanical make, I can create any mechanical object, like the laser swords you just saw.
Gray: *Blushes* Well aren't you ... Utf-ul...
Utf: What gave you that idea? *Looks in Lyon's direction, blushes* All I can say is Mr white hair is hot.
Lyon: The name's Lyon, sorry, my heart belongs to Juvia.
Utf: Romantic rival...
Juvia: Juvia has you know that Juvia's heart belongs to Gray-sama~
Gray: Too bad! As of this moment, my heart belongs to Utf!
Utf: Well now... is it just me or have we gone full circle?
(I just had to do something about the love triangle, so I made it go full circle.
Sinon: Hang on... I always thought Laser swords weren't that useful, guess I was wrong...
*A group of people arrived, these people were from Gravity Falls.*( I know a bit about it, thugh haven't watched the show yet, except when I was lucky enough to catch an episode on television)
Mabel: Hey Grumple Stan, is this the place?
: I'm pretty sure it is!
Bill: *Appears from nowhere* Howdy Fellas! Man! there sure are a lot of people here!
Dipper: What are you doing here, Bill Cipher!?
Utf: *Whilst in a laser sword duel* don't try to kill anyone, Dorito who seems to have a similar personality as Flowey, cuz nobody can die here, trust me, I literlly survived being touched by someone who kills everything he comes to contact with.
Zeref: It is saddening that you do not know my name, nor did you ask for it.
Utf: Spill, what is your name?
Zeref: My name is Zeref, Zeref Dragneel.
Natsu: *Cannot comprehend* I don't see how I could be related to you...
Zeref: I am your brother, onii-chan, though I'd explain at a later time.
Kamenreviewer Neos:
* Takeo appears from a portal.*
Takeo: What the- oh...DAMMIT DORAN!
* Takeo throws Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) from the portal.*
Takeo: THERE CONTAIN THAT GENOCIDAL DORITO CHIP!
* Leaves.*
Dipper: All I can say is good riddance!
Mabel: Me too!
(The other side)
Utf: You're my romantic rival!
Juvia: No, you're MY romantic rival
Utf + Juvia: *Fighting* ROMANTIC RIVAL!