Disclaimer : I do not own Fairy Tail. If I did = GraLu.

A/N : Hey again minna! So as promised, the second chapter!

Dear Gray,

Listen here, you stupid ice stripper, y'all listen intensely and closely 'cause I'm only gonna say this once and only once. I'm gonna try to put this in a way you'll understand so listen up, ice princess.

Y'all got a beautiful, gorgeous, smart, amazing, powerful, damn hot blonde stellar mage right there. She ain't like most girls, now. She may look a bit flimsy (and maybe is sometimes), but she can kick some ass if she wants to (y'all remember when you broke into her house and got yourself a hard-earned Lucy Kick!). she's smart. She's dependable. She's funny (sometimes, most of the time she's a weirdo), she's kind, she's a genuinely caring person, and damn she's cute (admit it, Gray, she's cute. Gemini said so). And admit it, what girl can boast an 88 cm bust size and a sexy body?

Well, I guess a lot of girls can, but admit it, no girl can boast that as well as our little Lucy.

I'm not sure what the heck goes on in that head of yours. You know? 'cuz Lucy runs around in clothes that are… what do you call it? Revealing? Yeah, that's the word! I mean, I've seen you look interested (or maybe that's my imagination?). But you never tell her that. You are like, a professional pervert, with your random unconscious stripping and all (which I should mention, is sexy). I like to think that all of us underestimate your true potential, Gray. I do. I like to think that you're just covering up your real feelings for Lucy.

You don't get it do you? No? I expected as much. Let me say it slowly. You. Love. Lucy. Yup. It's that thick head and that (slightly) cold heart of yours!

No, no, no. No way in hell are you going to hook up with that Juvia (I swear, Gray, if you even think about that, start telling people to start digging up your grave and get some mops for your blood if you think anything is gonna happen with you and water-girl!). There ain't nothin' going on with you and Ultear. I mean, hello!? Code of Crime Sorciere : Punishment. They aren't allowed to be in love with anyone that walks in the light, genius! Must you ask me why you and Erza will never happen? B'sides, the Titania loves Jellal! I'm pretty sure you'd much rather freeze and destroy Natsu's lips rather than kissing them, bleh. I'm not letting some dumbass OC girl take you away from Lucy, either.

How long have you known Lucy, Gray? 9 years! I mean, yeah, I guess you spent 7 years sleeping but… I'm pretty sure y'all dreamt about getting married with her and… other things…

Do ya need directions? I'm sure ya don't. I'm sure you've got experience with women before right? Right! So you don't need my help! Right? Right!

So, Gray? My sweet, sweet Gray? If y'all don't do something about you and Lucy's relationship soon… me. You. Death battle. Me win. You die.

And if Lucy confesses her love to you and you decline! I'll kill you with my spoon (the spoon that I was gonna kill Lucy with, (last chapter)).

If YOU confess your love and Lucy declines, I kill her with my spoon! Already gave her that warning, remind her that, will ya, darling?

So get out there and go love that stellar mage already!

OK?

Don't keep me waiting long, or else (you know what's gonna happen to you).

I'm waiting 'till forever!

-Zoey

A/N : The second (and last) chapter of 'Dear Gray and Lucy'. I was gonna make a third chapter but I was like, out of ideas, HOWEVER, I'll try to make it if you ask me.

So please review! (and tell me if you want that 3rd chapter!). Lots of reviews = 3rd chapter (probably).

-Zoey