"Hi, welcome to the premiere of Super Smash Survivor!", Master Hand greeted.

"Two tribes will have to survive in desert islands, with no food, no shower, NOTHING! They will all smell, MWOUHAHA! The contestants are all the SSBM caracters. The two tribes are Kanto and Johto! I'll pick the members for each tribe. First member of the Kanto tribe is Mario!"

"Wou-ou-ou."

"Second member for the Kanto tribe is Kirby!"

"Hey-ya-hey!"

"Third member for the Kanto tribe is Pikachu!"

"Pika!"

"The others members are Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Zelda, Dr.Mario, Jigglypuff, Link, Young Link Pichu. The first member for the Johto

tribe is Samus!"

"All right!"

"The others members are Roy, DonkeyKong, Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Marth, Fox, Captain Falcon, Falco, Ness and the Ice Climbers."

"What about me?", Mr. Game and Watch asked.

"Well, I didn't think about that…"

"I did!", MissingNo exclaimed. "You, Master Hand, go in Johto tribe and Mr.Game, in Kanto."

"But I'm the host…"

"NOW, I AM THE HOST! OK? REMEMBER…"

"You're the boss, I know, you're the author."

"Thank you… and let survivor… begin!"

-In Kanto island-

"Cool, I'm happy to compete against Samus and Bowser!", Mario exclaimed.

"It's like we were the "heroes" vs the "mean" people, what Master Hand did wasn't very subtile.", Kirby commented.

"I don't think that the Ice Climbers are mean!", Pikachu remarked.

"Talking about the Ice Climbers, because of them the Johto tribe has one extra member, it's not fair!", Luigi argued.

"It's because they share the same brain! They absolutely need to be together!", Dr. Mario explained.

"I don't think so…"

"Anyway, we don't have toworry, WE WILL WIN!"

-Reward Challenge-

"In today's Reward Challenge, you'll a have to do a race. Your captain will have a stick and will have to pass it to the next

member until all 13 members have run with it the stick. The first tribe to finish the race wins the reward. Today's reward is 13

Maximum Tomatoes, in case you get hungry. Do you need me to explain further?"

"NO!", everybody shouted.

"OK! Survivors ready? GO! Mario and Samus start with the stick. Mario quickly passes it to Pikachu who passes to Pichu. Samus

just passed it to Bowser. Everything goes fine for Kanto tribe, the 12th member has the stick while Bowser is still running to pass

it to the third Johto member. The Kanto stick is now in Luigi's hands, he's the last member of the Kanto tribe and KANTO WINS THE REWARD! Here's your price."

MissingNo handed the maximum tomatoes to the Kanto tried. They looked delicious.

-Immunity Challenge-

"This year, all the Immunity challenges will be quizzes: today's quiz is about gym leaders. I'll ask 13 question and the one

to answer it right and quicker gives a point to his team. The team with the most points wins immunity! The loosing team will be forced to go at the tribal council, you'll see was it is. Survivor's ready? GO! Mario vs Samus! Name me 4 Kanto gym leaders."

"Erika, Surge, Misty and Sabrina.", Mario answered.

"Well done, 1 point for Kanto. Kirby vs Marth! Which gym leader is known as The incredibly pretty girl?"

"Clair!", Kirby guessed.

"No, Clair is pretty, but she's the blessed user of Dragon pokemon."

"Whitney!", Marth responded.

"Good, 1 point for each tribe. Peach vs Bowser. Who is the leader who uses flying pokemon?"

"Falkner!", Bowser exclaimed.

"Well done! 2 points for Johto, 1 point for Kanto. Link vs Ganondorf! Which gym leader uses an Alakazam…"

"Sabrina!", Link answered.

"No, let me finish my question. Which gym leader uses an Alakazam and a Marowak?"

"Luana!", Ganondorf answered.

"That was clever, 3 points for Johto, 1 for Kanto. Young Link vs Roy! Who is the rock-pokemon user?"

"Brock!", Roy replied.

"Good, 4 points Johto, 1 Kanto. Luigi vs Fox! Who is the saffron gym leader?"

"Sabrina!", Luigi shouted.

"4 Johto, 2 Kanto. Dr.Mario vs Falco! Who is the ecruteak gym leader?"

"It's Morty, of course.", Falco said proudly.

"That's right! 5 Johto, 2 Kanto. Mr.Game vs Master Hand! Name me a gym leader for each country, Hoenn excluded…"

"Clair in Johto and Gary in Kanto.", Master Hand responded.

"Incomplete.", corrected MissingNo.

"Clair in Johto, Gary in Kanto and… Cissy in Orange Islands!", Mr.Game added.

"Good, 5 Johto, 3 Kanto. Captain Falcon vs Jigglypuff!

Which gym leader has the higher-level pokemon?"

"Gary!", the balloon pokemon shouted.

"Well done, 5 Johto, 4 Kanto. Yoshi vs DK! Name me 3 of Gary's non-ground pokemon?"

"Umbreon, Arcanine and Gyarados.", Yoshi answered.

"Yes, now it's 5 for each team. Zelda vs Ness! Who am I…"

"MissingNo!", Ness finished.

"I didn't finish my question."

"You said "Who am I" and you're MissingNo!", Ness argued.

"He's right!", persisted Bowser and the other members of the Johto tribe.

"OK, OK, 6 Johto, 5 Kanto. Pichu vs Ice Climbers! Who I am? AND DON'T ANSWER MISSINGNO THIS TIME. I'm the youngest of all gym leaders."

"Bugsy!", Pichu exclaimed.

"That's right, 6 to 6. Pikachu vs Mewtwo! How many gym leaders are there in all? (Not counting Houen ones!)"

"20!", said Pikachu.

"That's right! Kanto wins again! Johto tribe will have to vote someone out tonight, at the tribal council!"

-In Johto Island-

"Pssssst!", whispered Bowser. "Ganondorf, Mewtwo, DK, we have to vote the ice climbers out!"

"Why?", Donkey Kong asked the Koopa King.

"They're too weak and not mean enough!"

"You're right!", Mewtwo emitted.

"We'll vote them out!", Ganondorf decided.

-Tribal council-

"Hi everydoby, because you lost the immunity challenge, you'll have to vote somebody out of the game.", MissingNo started. "Your vote is secret. You vote for the person you want out of this game. Bowser, you're up!"

Minutes later…

"Now that the vote is done, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to quit the game. I'll read the votes… First vote, Ice Climbers. Second vote, Ice Climbers. Third vote, Bowser."

"Hey, I'll kill the one who voted for me!", the Koopa King roared.

"Fourth vote, Bowser."

"ROOOOOOOAR!"

"2 votes Bowser, 2 votes Ice Climbers. Fifth vote, Ness. Sixth vote, Ice Climbers. Seventh vote, Ice Climbers. Height vote,

Ness. 2 votes Ness, 2 votes Bowser, 4 votes Ice Climbers. Nineth vote, Fox. Tenth vote, Ice Climbers. Eleventh vote, Ness. Twelveth vote, Falco. 3 votes Ness, 1 vote Fox, 1 vote Falco, 2 votes Bowser, 5 votes Ice Climbers. Thirteenth vote, Ice Climbers… First person, I mean people, voted out of the Johto tribe, Ice Climbers."

"Oh, no, that's unfair!", the Ice Climber female complained.

"She's right!", the male added.

"Ice Climbers, the tribe has spoken."

The ice climbers left. Who will be next? See in the next episode of… SUPER SMASH SURVIVOR MELEE!