"Lemon Drop" said Jack as he held on to the portkey. "HOLY PISS AND SHIT!" Jack yelled as the portkey activated. "THIS IS BETTER THAN A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER!"

As the colors started fading and the world stopped spinning. Jack fell out of the sky. "ooooOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" (THUD) (GROAN) "Who put this table here it makes no sense."

"Welcome to the Leaky Cauldron. I'm Tom Leaky, owner and barkeep."

"Nice to meet you i'm Jack Pengilley the biggest baddest person to ever walk the Earth."

Tom laughs, "That's funny Mr. Pengilley, you will fit right in."

"Thank Tom, do you think you could tell me how to get to Diagon Alley?"

"Of course Mr. Pengilley, just tap the brick above the trash can."

"Thank again Tom. And by the way call me Jack."

"Of course hope to see you again sometime."

"Count on it. See ya Tom."

And with that Jack went outside and stared at the brick.

'Hmmm' He thought 'I wonder if I tap it with my finger or do I need a wand.'

"Ah screw it" he said as he tapped the brick with his finger.

"Hmm I guess that you don't need a wand" He said.

Jack heard a gasp behind him. He turned and saw a bushy haired girl behind him.

"You can do wandless magic!" she exclaimed.

"Ummm is that what that was?" Jack asked.

She looked at him increduously.

"You don't know what wandless magic is?" she said.

"Sure I do magic without a wand." Jack said.

"Oh well, I guess you do," she said, "but where did you learn to do it."

"Ummm I did it just right now. I didn't know that you needed a wand to get into Diagon Alley." Jack said.

"Oh you must be the boy Professor Dumbledore was talking about. I'm Hermione Granger."

"I'm Jack Pengilley." he said. "What did Professor Dumbledore say about me?" Jack asked curiously.

"Only that you had never heard of magic and that you would be taking a portkey to the Leaky Cauldron." she said.

'Oh thank God, Kami, and whatever other deity is listening. I can still play the innocent litte boy card.' He thought.

"So I was wondering Miss Granger. Would you be interested in helping me buy my school supplies and maybe recommend some good books." Jack said.

Hermione squealed.

"Of course I will help you. In fact let go to Florean's Ice Cream Parlor. I have to meet 2 of my friends there." she said.

"Ok lets go and meet them what are their names?" Jack asked.

"Ron Weasley and Harry Potter." Hermione said.

They walked down the street to Florean's Ice Cream Parlor. When they got there they heard someone yell, "Over here Hermione!"

"There they are the one that yelled is Ron and The one sitting down is Harry." Hermione said.

To say Jack was shocked would be the understatement of the millenium. 'Oh my god' Jack thought 'I didn't know that he was going to be this freaking hot. Hmm maybe I can give this engagement thing a try.'

Well theres chapter 2 I hope that you enjoyed it. If you have any ideas for the story send them to me and ill take them into consideration. If you have questions comments or you just wanna get laid please don't hesitate to tell them to me. (Especially on that last one.) If you are confused on something send me a review and ill try to clarify on it. And ill even rewrite it if you think that will be the best thing to do. Remember friends help friends get laid.