Fullmetal Funniez #2
Disclaimer: The Fullmetal Alchemist Series and everything that goes with it doesn't belong to me. (WAAAAAAAAA!)
*Scene: 5th Laboratory*
Rose: Ed! What are you doing get out of there! You're going to get killed!!!
Ed: Don't worry about me Rose; you just get everyone else out. I'll find a way to save us all. Now GO!!!
*makes a heroic smile and runs off*
*Rose runs down hallway and a convenient steam roller "accidently" stumbles upon her *oops* :3
Ed: Ok you little freak where are you…
*steps on a booby trap *
Ed: What the…
*turns around*
Ed: Ahhhh!
*small, sharp spears begin to fall*
Ed: Holy crab cakes! That was close-
*pushes floor button*
*wall begins to unfold a HUGE blade*
Ed: What is wrong with this place!
*Large, deadly pit opens up*
Ed: OMG!!!!
*hangs on to side*
Ed: WOW! They must hate having visitors.
*pushes yet another trap*
Ed: Oh! What is it this time? A flame thrower, a wind tunnel, a- …
*rumble rumble*
Ed: Oh no. This can't be good!
*boulder rolls down platform*
Ed: Ahhhh!! This is even worse!
*Ed finds a small caved wall to hide in*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!
Ed: Man, I'm glad I'm small
YOU WIN! NEW HIGHSCORE!
*Ed playing his own video game*
Ed: Oh yeah! I win, for the fourth time! In your face Al!
Al: Nisan! I can't help it. You lived that scene. I think your just showing off.
*vein appears on Ed's face*
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHOW OFF WHO IS SMALL ENOUGH TO ESCAPE A BOOBY TRAP!!
Al: You
Hooray! The second one is finally done! Ok, maybe I went a little far with the steamroller, but she deserved it! (says The Ever-Blue Alchemist)Sorry for all you people who love Rose. My Sis hates her guts and wanted her to die.
Sis: DIE ROSE!!!! STUPID PERSON-WHO-STEALS-ED-FROM-WINRY-WHO-OBVIOUSLY-DESERVES-HIM!!!!!!! GAH!!!
... yeah. F.M.F. 3 will be published soon! Until then, stay tuned for more Fullmetal Funniez… with a Z!!