Here's part two of the first day of seventh grade for the boys! Trouble is already brewing..is it going to spew over? Read on!

South Park Middle School: The First Day!

Chapter Two

(Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are now in Math, taught by none other than…Mr. Garrison!)

Garrison: Well, it's good to see so many familiar young faces in here…

(He scans the room and sees Cartman)

Garrison: Uh…except for Eric, of course.

Cartman: Ay!!!

Garrison: Now today children, we are going to talk about Algebra, which is completely useless but I have to teach it anyway to get my paycheck so I will. Now, when you add..

(Mr. Garrison keeps talking while Cartman huddles close to Stan and Kenny)

Cartman: You guys, did you decide what your gonna do?

Stan: Dude, I got stuff to do. Wendy and I were going on a date later.

Kenny (unhooded): Hee hee, just don't barf on her dude, and ya might be lucky.

Stan: It's not like that! Geez you always have to be a pervert!

Cartman: Forget that ho!

(Stan glares at Cartman while Kenny giggles and shakes his head)

Stan: Fine, what are you going to do? Just tell us already!

Cartman: Fine fine. Ok, when we left class earlier, I saw Mr. Hassleabotshit on a internet dating chat site.

Stan: So?

Cartman: So, he's having detention in the library where the computers are! Something gay about wanting us to do online research or some crap during detention.

Kenny: So what are you going to do?

Cartman: I'm going to log on, create a profile, and act like I'm interested in him!

Stan: Wait wait wait, your going to pretend to be a woman?

Cartman: Well, duh, Stan! Haha, it's going to be sweet!

Stan: Your such a retard Cartman.

Cartman: Then just go hang our with your slut.

(Kenny starts laughing really loudly. Stan is mad.)

Stan (yells): You fat piece of crap!!

Mr. Garrison: Boys, why are you interupting my class?!

Stan: I was just…

Mr. Garrison: I don't care! Detention for you and Kenny! You'll be joining Eric with Mr. Hassleabotshit….

(Mr. Garrison stands there a second and starts smirking)

Mr. Garrison: Hee hee…Hassleabotshit….hee hee….uh, anyway, detention!

Stan/Kenny: Weak!

Cartman: There, now we are one happy family!

(We cut to History class. Butters is there with Kyle, Craig, Wendy, Jimmy, and Kristall, among others. Everyone are in paris working on a class assignment. Kyle and Butters are working together, Craig/Jimmy are in a pair, and Wendy/Kristall are in a pair)

Kyle: Now, when Ceaser took control he…

(Butters is just looking at Kristall while Kyle is reading. Butters has a goofy smile on his face and his eyelids are half closed.)

Kyle: And then he…dude, what are you doing?

Butters: Oh, uh, sorry Kyle. I was just..thinking…I..kinda like..her.

Kyle: Who?

(Butters points to Kristall. Kyle sees her.)

Kyle: Dude, she's totally hot..but uh, anyway, if you like her, just tell her.

Butters: But, oh geez, what if she doesn't like me? What if she thinks I'm a..douche?

Kyle: That's just Cartman talking. Dude, you don't know until you try.

Butters: I guess…I just..

(We see Craig, who is sitting close to Kristall, inch his chair closer to her.)

Craig: Yo.

Kristall (smiling): Hi.

Craig: My name's Craig. What's yours?

Kristall: I'm Kristall.

(Wendy is rolling her eyes)

Wendy: Craig, just turn back around and buzz off.

Craig: Whatever. I'm not talking to you.

(Wendy's face goes red. She is gritting her teeth. Craig props his feet on his deck and leans back on his chair.)

Craig: You know, Kristall, I have this AWESOME video game at home. You gotta see it someti….

(Wendy tosses a binder at the bottom of Craig's chair. It goes backward and Craig falls from the back of it. All the students look over and laugh, including Kyle. Jimmy is the only one who doesn't.)

Kristall: Wendy!

Wendy: What? He deserves it.

Jimmy: This reminds me of a fan…tastic joke. Knock..knock. Who's..there? Me. Hee hee..me who? Me, I just..fell….out of my ch…chai…ch…chair!

(Wendy and Kristall just look at him.)

Jimmy: Wow what a great audience.

(Kristall gets up and goes to Craig.)

Kristall: Let me help you up.

Craig (with a smile): Why, thank you, beautiful.

Kristall: No problem!

(Wendy rolls her eyes)

Wendy: Well, that didn't go as I wanted it to.

(We go back to Kyle and Butters on the other side of the classroom. Kyle is still smiling and shaking his head because of Craig.)

Kyle: Ha ha, what an idiot.

(Butters is just looking with a sad look on his face.)

Kyle: Dude, what's up?

Butters: Uh..oh, nothing.

(Kyle goes back to work while Butters looks at Craig and Kristall talking.)

Butters (thinking): There's no way she likes me…no girl ever wants to be around me…

(We switch back to math. The class is ending and the students are all coming out. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny emerge.)

Stan: Well thanks, fatboy.

Kenny: Yeah.

Cartman: Ay, it's your own fault. But look on the bright side! Now your going to get to see my super sweet awesome plan of revenge on super butthole Mr. Hassleabotshit!

Stan: Your plan already sounds really, really gay.

Cartman: Well, if that's what he's into…ha ha ha!

(Stan and Kenny just shake their heads. They come up their lockers. Wendy comes up.)

Cartman: And the skank arriveth.

Wendy: Shut up, Cartman!! Hey Kenny, hey Stan.

(She and Stan kiss. Stan no longer barfs on her.)

Stan: Hey babe. Just ignore tub o lard here.

Cartman: Ay, I'm buff!!

Kenny: Anyway..hey, you know that new girl Kristall right?

Wendy: Yeah?

Kenny: Mmm…I can't even start to tell you what I want to do with her.

Stan: Dude, come on.

Wendy (rolls eyes): Besides, she really likes Butters.

(Kenny and Cartman both stand there a second, and then start laughing loudly)

Cartman: Ha ha ha!!! Are you freakin serious?!!

Kenny: Butters?! Oh, that's classic. You gotta be kidding us, Wendy!

Wendy: No, I'm not, you jerk!

Cartman: Ha ha…well, if she likes Butters so much, then what's that?

(We see Kristall walking and talking with Craig.)

Craig: Yeah, I'm the star of the whole wrestling team here..yep.

Kristall: That's pretty amazing!

(We look over and see Butters at his locker putting a book away.)

Kristall: Hang on a sec.

Craig: Huh?

(She goes over to Butters.)

Kristall: Hey Butters!

Butters: Oh! Hiya, Kristall.

Kristall: I was just wanting to know, do you still want to hang out…maybe, this afternoon, after school?

Butters (amazed): Yo..you mean it?

Kristall: Yeah! I'll see you later, ok?

Butters: Ok!!

Kristall (giggles): Well, I have to get to class real quick. I wish you were there…see ya!

(She goes back and keeps walking with Craig. Craig is looking between Butters and Kristall. Butters is just standing at his locker.)

Butters: Uh…what the hamburgers is going on?

(We go back to Stan, Wendy, Kenny, and Cartman.)

Cartman: Maybe she's just playing the field a bit.

Wendy: Dammit, Cartman, she is not a whore!

Cartman: Whatever you say, Wendy.

(The bell rings)

Cartman: Uh oh! One more class and then on to mah battle with douchebag Mr. Hassleabotshit!

Wendy: Huh?

Stan: Nothing. It's just something stupid. Oh yeah, Cartman got Kenny and I in trouble too so I won't be able to go out with you later.

Wendy: Ah, that's ok. Kristall and I were going to have a sleepover with Bebe and the others.

Kenny: Can I come?

Wendy (smiling): Shut up, Kenny.

(Stan kisses Wendy and the guys take off for their last class of the day. Wendy goes up to Butters.)

Wendy: Hey, we have the next class together. Let's go!

Butters: Oh, hey Wendy. Ok.

(They start heading that way)

Butters: you..think Kristall kinda…likes me or something?

Wendy (laughs): I think you'll have to just wait and see.

Butters (to self): I hope so…please let it happen to me…

Well, that's the end of chapter two. The tension is building up! Uh well to me it is. Anyway, will Cartman's dastardly plan be dastardly enough?! Does Kristall like Craig, or will she fall for Butters? Will Butters finally have a girl of his own? Will Wendy someday knock Cartman out? And where's Kyle in all this? Uh..disregard the last two questions. Anyway, stay tuned!