Jiraiya stared at Tori. She stared back at the perverted sage.
"Are you going to train me?"
Jiraiya nodded. "But first, tell me all about yourself."
"Hmmm….. I'm a girl, I don't like perverted old men, I have the 5 tailed crow demon inside me, I don't like perverted old men, I like hot guys, I don't like perverted old men, and well, I don't like perverted old men."
Jiraiya pouted, then blinked. "The crow demon?"
Tori nodded.
Jiraiya continued. "Well, then I'll tell you a story."
Tori narrowed her eyes. "This isn't some perverted thing is it?"
"Nope, but I can tell you one of those too!"
Tori shook her head frantically. "No thanks!"
"Well then, here goes. Oh, well actually it's two stories."
"Get on with it!"
"Fine, fine… Once upon a time there lived a little boy named Naruto. He was really sad because all villagers hated him. They hated him because of the fox demon inside of him. So, yeah. Anyways, He got a team, then took the chunin exams, and didn't make it, even after I trained him. So then we got Tsunade to come and be the fifth Hokage, and then we had to go after Sasuke who had left because of a stupid cursed seal Orochimaru gave him."
Jiraiya paused to take a breath. "And then eventually Sasuke killed his older brother because of the power the cursed seal gave him, and then he came back, leaving Orochimaru behind. Anyways he came back to Konaha, and Naruto became the sixth Hokage, and then everything was ok."
Jiraiya looked at? Tori, who was staring at him. She exploded.
"And how the heck is that supposed to help!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"I thought it would help with the whole demon thing. Anyways, and then there's Gaara's story, which goes like this. Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Gaara. A demon, Shukaku, the one tailed badger was sealed in him before he was born. When he was born, the demon in him killed his mother. From that day forward until he was about six, he lived with his uncle. He could never sleep, because the demon would come would out and kill everyone. Everyone hated him for just being alive! That only things that stopped him from being killed were his sand which he controls, being the Kazekage's son, and he was created to be the village's trump card. When he was six, an assassin was sent after Gaara by his own father. The sand fatally wounded the assassin, and Gaara saw who it was. His uncle. Gaara's uncle then told Gaara about how he loathed him for killing his sister. Then he told Gaara to die, and exploded exploding tags. The sand protected Gaara, but his uncle was gone. Gaara went insane and he tattooed the character for love on his fore head. The thought that the one person he loved, his uncle, wanted him dead, drove Gaara over the edge, and he tattooed the character for love on his forehead. Anyways, he grew up to be a physco maniac, who's only purpose in life was to kill people. Suna mounted an attack against Konaha disguised as the chunin exams, with Gaara as their secret weapon. There was a big battle, the Third Hokage died, and Naruto changed Gaara for the better. Anyways, later in Gaara's life, he became Kazekage. Then he was kidnapped by the Atsauki, who are intent on getting all the tailed demons. They extracted Shukaku, and Gaara died. An old lady gave her life to bring him back. Weirdest of all, throughout his life, including the psychotic he always loved chocolate chip cookies.