Here is the second chapter of The adventures of Urameshi AijiAlyssa Potter. Hope
Stone Silence. Those two words were the only ones needed to describe the Great Hall at the moment. No chatting, no talking, no teachers scolding, no yelling, NADA. Now this was not pleasant. Aiji did not spend the bulk of her summer mastering English for the residents to clam up at her presence. Though, considering the methods that Yusuke, Kurama, Atsuko, Keiko and Botan used to get her to learn it; well, there wasn't much to complain about. But it's the principle of it! I mean if the natives are going to clam up whenever she is around, then what was the point of learning English!
Despite Keiko's complaints; Yusuke and Atsuko were right, the only way for Aiji to learn something that she wasn't really interested in was to make it fun and practical. Considering the lack of time; Keiko had agreed, although she had come to regret her decision much later. You see Keiko and Kurama had already mastered English at school and Botan, being a Grim Reaper, automatically knew all the languages of the world. They had become her English teachers. Yusuke and Atsuko decided to keep Aiji company in her misery and just learned the language along with her. It had especially helped Yusuke in his English classes (his grades had drastically improved) and in pissing Iwamoto off since he couldn't even insult Yusuke's intelligence anymore. Heh, serves that ruler wanker right.
Anyway, since Aiji fell asleep every time Keiko started to drone on like the teachers in school; Kurama had intervened and suggested that they use another study method. So Aiji's first words in English were curse words straight out of the dictionary. At least this explains why Aiji, Yusuke and Atsuko have such dirty mouths
Of course, this also was a good beginning "course" since if Kurama had taught… well, while he was a good teacher, Yusuke wouldn't have learned anything. He'd be too busy checking everyone's favorite fox boy out. Aiji and Atsuko would just watch the show and bet on how long it would take for Yusuke to confess.
Yup, Yusuke is in love with Kurama. That doesn't mean that him and Keiko aren't friends or had a nasty break up. Quite the contrary, it was an anti-climatic break up. A month after Yusuke and Aiji came back from the Makai, Yusuke and Keiko had realized that romantically they didn't match. After one more week of discussing where their relationship was going they had agreed that while they made the best of friends, they were just not compatible in an amorous relationship. Aiji had accepted the break up with ease since she had never been able to picture Keiko-nee-chan as Keiko-sister-in-law. Atsuko had accepted it easily as well. Now Keiko was the unofficial "anue" (Big Sister) of the Urameshi family.
One good thing about having family and friends like hers is that, should anything happen, Reikai can send them here as reinforcements. Although, who is to say that Hiei won't pop up to inform her as to how Yusuke and Kurama's non-existent love life was going. Apparently the "fox has been moping and sulking to the point that he's aggravating me" so Hiei decided to help him out. Like Aiji has been trying to get Yusuke to declare his love for the silver kitsune. Note the key word "trying".
The crowd has finally woken up from their stupor. Good thing too because now that Aiji was sitting down at her "House Table", she had begun to reminisce, again. 'Damn, maybe I should've gone to a Japanese Wizarding School. If there's one in the UK then there should be one back home. At least there I wouldn't get too homesick.'
A few seconds later, the Slytherin House had begun to clap for her. Albus Dumbledore had a calculating look on his face and he looked disappointed. 'Got to watch out for that one. Bet you all my life savings that he purposefully wanted me with the Dursleys just so that I could be his weapon'. A tall, oily man was looking at her with…shock? 'And it figures that even the creepies were expecting a Potter Clone'
McGonagall had regained her bearings and continued on with the sorting. Aiji got bored and wondered when the food was going to arrive. Sure, she technically knew that the food will appear as soon as the sorting is done (Keiko and Kurama had forced her to read all her textbooks and some other reference books to the Wizarding World. "That way you know what to expect and what to avoid doing" were Kurama's exact words) but she still thought that eating before the sorting would've been a better decision. For Inari's sake! Some people had to suffer plane food before boarding the train!
Aiji was, once again, broken out of her thoughts as "Zabini, Blaise" joined them. The sorting was over 'Thank Tsukiyomi! Now we can finally eat'. But no, first the Headmaster had to make some sort of speech before any bellies can be satisfied. 'Fuck it all! Can't these people stop being such tight-asses and just FEED the hungry students already!' Honestly, first the entire "mystery House test" and now this! Aiji was willing to bet that the teachers only did this just to watch the first years' squirm.
Aiji was so focused on her inner tirade that she had missed the Headmaster's words, but she was broken out of it when the food appeared before her. And like any good Urameshi, she did not let the delicious food go to waste.
"You really love the food here, don't you?" an amused soprano voice asked her. Aiji took her attention away from her food to look at the one that had spoken to her. A very pretty girl with long mahogany hair in an elegant braided half pony-tail, deep blue eyes and very expensive looking robes had been the first of her peers to speak to Alyssa. 'So I'm stuck with the rich kids, huh?' It's kind of hard not to notice the fact that Alyssa stood out from the rest. They were all wearing expensive looking robes while Aiji chose to stick with the triple C's: casual, cheep and comfortable.
"You could say that again! Whoever the cook is I like him!" exclaimed a very full Aiji. A full Aiji meant a happy Aiji and a happy Aiji meant that she wasn't going to start acting like a smartass like usual. The other girl giggled, "I noticed, although if this is how you eat everyday I don't see how you can keep such a slim figure". At this Aiji nearly snorted in amusement "I have a fast metabolism and even without that I'm fine since I exercise everyday. And I'm not slim, I'm muscular" at that Aiji let out a playful growl. Hey, if she was going to spend nine months with these people might as well get to know them in at least a neutral way.
"Sorry, can't tell with those bulky robes hiding you" the girl joked back, "but you're lucky, I have a slow metabolism and I don't really exercise that much so I have to watch myself". Aiji was stunned. She was expecting some kind of stuck up response. From what she read in her reference book on Wizarding Society; purebloods were pretty much a bunch of social-elites/aristocrats that thought that they were the best just because of their "pure blood". Oh, and the majority (if not all) of these people went to Slytherin. At least that was what the book said. 'Hah, now Keiko can't say that the books always have the answers' thought Aiji in glee at the thought of being right.
"You look fine, besides even if you do gain a couple of pounds it's not going to kill you" responded a very interested Alyssa. If this is how the residents of the Slytherin House are like then the books are way off track. "And this is a little more then what I eat each day since I just came from both a plane trip from Japan and then I had to take the Hogwarts Express. After both of those trips, I'm starving" to emphasize, Aiji kept on pilling more food to her no-longer-barren plate. The pretty girl seemed to sympathize with her before she looked aghast at something "Oh, where are my manners! I didn't even introduce myself!" at that, the brown haired girl extended her hand "My name is Sally-Anne Perks, pleased to make your acquaintance". Aiji took Sally-Anne's hand and slightly bowed her head "Atashi wa Urameshi Aiji" then she remembered that she was in the UK and promptly smacked her head with her free hand, "Sorry, forgot, English not Japanese. I meant, my name is Urameshi Aiji, no wait, I mean Aiji Urameshi. Got to remember that the first name comes first" she said sheepishly.
Sally-Anne looked very interested. "Have you lived in Japan for your entire life? Impressive, your English is excellent. I can hardly tell that you have an accent." For some odd reason Aiji shivered "Considering that my teachers were Battle Axe Keiko-nee-chan and Iron Fist Kurama-nii-chan, that isn't something to be surprised about. The beginning was nice since they made it fun. But since we only had a month, hoo boy, did they ever go hard on me. Besides, Botan-nee-chan spoke to me in English everyday so it wasn't that bad. Though, learning that translating spell was pretty much a must to read the textbooks; otherwise I would've never finished reading them in time. Amataresu-sama, who knew that reading something in romanji could be so different than reading something in hiragana, katakana or even kanji! I already have enough trouble reading something in kanji, there is no need to make it even more complicated."
For her part, Sally-Anne wore a very sympathetic expression on her face "Sounds like your summer was spent doing nothing but schoolwork. Poor you, I don't think that I would've been able to survive learning a completely different language in only one month! Although, just out of curiosity. Why did you introduce yourself as Aiji Urameshi instead as Alyssa Potter?" That was an easy question for Aiji "Because that's the name that I always went by and the only one I knew. 'Ka-san and 'nii-chan" seeing Sally-Anne's confused gaze "sorry, I mean mom and bro had found me when I was a baby and just named me Aiji. And before you ask, no they did not know that I was Alyssa Potter. Hell, I didn't know that was my real name until Hagrid came unexpectedly to give me my letter. It's only a name anyway, might as well stick to the one I'm more comfortable with, ne?"
Whatever Sally-Anne was about to say was interrupted by a rather small blond boy. Well, small compared to the huge boys flanking him at each side. "So the famous Alyssa Potter has decided to grace us with her presence" the boy sneered, "what's the matter? Is Japan not good enough for the Girl-Who-Lived?"
'Well, someone woke up from the wrong side of the train chair' a small tic appeared in Aiji's right eyebrow, 'but, unfortunately for him, delicious food alone is not going to keep the fact that I woke up on the wrong side of the plane and train chair'. Now, Aiji had slightly changed from a very violent girl to a violent girl. In other words, she no longer beats people up just because of the little things. She beats them up because they have angered her. That is on the normal days. However, considering the fact that she went through a long plane ride and a slightly shorter train ride… well, good luck to the poor fool that pissed her off.
But then again, Raizen and Genkai are nothing short of miracle workers. Somehow, someway, they had managed to teach Yusuke and Aiji the finer points of self control. Too bad that even that won't save Blondie from a tongue lashing.
"The name's Urameshi, Blondie. If you're going to eavesdrop, do it right. From how you carry yourself I'd say that you come from one of those rich pureblood families. Didn't your parents teach you that it's common courtesy to give your own name first in an introduction?" Aiji couldn't resist jabbing at him for his rude manners, especially since she knew that it would rile Blondie up. True to form, his face turned red. Whether from anger or embarrassment, Aiji didn't know nor did she give a flying fuck.
"For an orphan you seem to know much about manners-" at this Aiji had to interrupt "Like I said; if you're going to eavesdrop, do it right. Since you already know about me coming from Japan, then you must already know that I have a brother and a mother. The definition of orphan is a kid with no mother, father or any kind of paternal figure, dumbass. You have to be retarded not to put two and two together. Guess that money can buy anything, even sending a retarded kid to a normal school"
Draco Malfoy was not expecting this. Seems that Potter is denying her own roots and what kind of speech patterns were these? She sounded like a vulgar commoner. Sighing internally he decided to at least introduce himself instead of being called Blondie for the rest of the school year. Besides, if she knows his name she might learn her place. "My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Aiji just had to snort, this was just too amusing. Draco did not see what was so funny and thought that she was making fun of his name. "Think my name is funny don't you? Well-" "Not the name, just how you said it, James Bond", well that was unexpected, "Who?" Aiji just sighed exasperated, "Nevermind."
Sally-Anne was beginning to get nervous; though all that she wanted to do right now was to hex Malfoy to the point that he can't even remember his own name for being a prat (and she could do it too) but that would be "un-lady like". Not that Sally-Anne cared about that but her family's greatest secret was at stake here! Even though the Perks were a neutral family, it would not be wise to be on the Malfoys' shit list.
"Draco, don't you think that this is a bit childish? You two are making a scene" and sure enough, the majority of Hogwarts' population was staring at the Malfoy-Potter (Urameshi) discussion.
Draco didn't know what to feel; on the one hand Potter knew how to defend herself (at least verbally), on the other she had clearly insulted him by making him look like an idiot. So he opted to just lay a threat, show her that he was the boss of the Slytherin House. "You had better learn some manners, Potter. Or else you will end up in the same sticky end as your parents". There that should do it.
Aiji, however, wasn't one to just sit idly while someone threatened her. So much for keeping things peaceful. "Last I checked, father died of a disease he had no control of and when he was alive, he took shit like yours from no one. Believe me when I say that the last unfortunate soul that talked to him like that couldn't move for a month at the very least. As for mom, she may not be as tough as dad was. But trust me, if it had been her in my place, you would have this fork shoved right where the sun doesn't shine." To emphasize her earlier threat; Aiji began twirling the fork in her hand, almost like it was a throwing knife. Sure, some things about her dad had to be altered but it's not like she could say that her dad was a demon lord.
Once again, the Great Hall was silent. Who knew that the Girl-Who-Lived could be so tough? And who were these people that she had just described? Didn't Lily and James Potter die at the Dark Lord's hand?
The first one that regained his composure was Severus Snape. He may have been shocked at the Potter girl's unexpected attitude; but that didn't stop him from analyzing the situation. Years of working for both the Dark Lord and Dumbledore will do that to you. From the description of her "parents" it doesn't seem all that surprising that Potter had that "tough girl" attitude. However, what shocked Severus the most was the fact that she interpreted the word "parents" to her adoptive parents instead of her biological ones. Granted, the only thing he knew about the girl was what little information she had given to the Perks girl.
There was only one way to tell if this was truly Potter's offspring, and he meant it in spirit not genetically. Tomorrow in the first years' Slytherin and Gryffindor Potions class, Severus was going to see just what exactly made Alyssa Potter tick.
Sally-Anne was very much shocked but at the same time envious. How she wished that she could do that to Malfoy or anyone else that acts like him! If it weren't for the fact that she was a half-blood because her mother is a French muggleborn witch from Beauxbatons she wouldn't have to be so secretive! The only good thing about her Clan was that they didn't care what happened to the different families within the Clan. Unless if they committed an illegal act that could land someone in Azkaban or if they got married with a muggle/muggleborn or half-blood. They were all for purity of blood but they did not agree with some of the methods that You-Know-Who used. And they were not stupid enough to take a side that had even the minuscule chance of losing. Better to be safe than sorry. That was the Perks' family motto. So, in order for Sally-Anne and her father to avoid being disowned and lose all their money; they had to play the part of the perfect purebloods. Sally-Anne's mom had her own home in France that was Sally-Anne's second home. Especially since her years before Hogwarts were spent going on a French muggle elementary school. Good thing that the rest of the Clan couldn't be bothered with the rest of the family. Otherwise it would have been quite clear that Sally-Anne wasn't the perfect pureblood daughter. Although, they did buy that cockamamie lie about how her father had met her mother on vacation in France. She was from a poor but pureblood family and since they were young twenty-something year olds; they had copulated and accidentally conceived. Sebastian, Sally-Anne's father, being the gentleman that he was brought up to be had married Sally-Anne's mother. Coincidentally her mother had died at child-birth.
Draco Malfoy was very confused and angry. First of all, wasn't this girl supposed to be the personification of good? Wasn't she supposed to be a push-over? She wasn't supposed to answer his threat with one of her own. The worst part was that she looked serious about it too. It was time to bring out the emergency plan of intimidation, because right now he was seriously regretting starting something with Potter. "We shall see, Potter. Let us see how well you shall manage against Crabbe and Goyle should you decide to put your idle threat in place." At his words, Crabbe and Goyle began to crack their knuckles in an act of terrorization.
Aiji didn't even bat an eyelash; she merely smirked at the "rich bitch" as she has started to internally call him. "Why not? I need new punching bags anyway. And just to let you know; back at home I used to beet up kids that were two to three years older then myself. There's a reason as to why no one messed with me in Tokyo."
Hello Stone Silence; we seem to be meeting you very often in Hogwarts' Great Hall.
For once in his entire lifetime Draco Malfoy did not know what to do or how to respond. In fact, Crabbe and Goyle seemed to be nervous. Now these two, along with Millicent Bulstrode, were trained to be the "bodyguards" of certain heirs of certain families. Millicent was the "bodyguard" and intimidation weapon for Pansy Parkinson. Crabbe and Goyle were, as you guessed it, the "bodyguards" and intimidation factors for Draco Malfoy. Now these three would be the first to admit that they were not the brightest crayons in the box. However, seeing how brawns and intimidation were their forte, they were also capable of gauging their own chances at pounding the person that had infuriated their respective charges. While Vincent and Gregory had problems telling how strong a girl could be, Millicent did not have that handicap. Judging by the nonchalant yet confident air about her; there was no doubt that she was telling the truth about her fights with older kids. Though her robe hid her body; her corporal language and the way that she moved convinced them that Alyssa Potter was not one to mess with. At least in a physical fight.
Draco, seeing Vince and Greg's worried stares, decided to just drop the fight since it was obvious that Potter could very easily hold her own in a verbal and physical fight. He may be proud, but he wasn't stupid. He got into Slytherin, the House of the sly and the ambitious, for a reason. It was clear that if he pursued this little battle he would lose (not that he hadn't already lost. It was just his pride telling him that it was a draw since the teachers were there). If even Vince and Greg looked nervous about fighting this girl then it was obvious that in this area Draco had met his match. However, that didn't mean that Potter would be quite as skilled in magic as she is in verbal and physical bouts.
The students and teachers at the Great Hall that day saw something they had never seen before: Draco Malfoy retreated from his little "discussion" with Alyssa Potter and just sat down away from her.
This time, it was Headmaster Albus Dumbledore that recovered first from his shock. He began making his usual speech about welcoming the veteran students back and introducing the no-nos to the first years. Aiji tuned him out until he said that those who entered the third corridor suffer a painful death. She filled the information for later. Koenma had also warned her that the dried up old mummy was also a master at manipulation. He was not a bad man; he was just too manipulative for his own good. Might as well investigate it when they least expected it and report back to Koenma and the rest.
"First years, follow us!" cried a six foot tall boy and an auburn haired girl; both of them had a silver "P" badge each on their robes. 'Prefects' Aiji reminded herself as she followed the rest to the …DUNGEONS!
She turned to Sally-Anne "Ne, Sally-chan; why are we going to the dungeons? It didn't say that the students had to sleep in the dungeons in Hogwarts, a History"
Sally-Anne had to laugh at that, "No, the students in general don't have to sleep in the dungeons. Just the Slytherins since it is close to where our Head of House's chambers are. The Gryffindors sleep in their own Tower in the North Wing, the Ranvenclaws sleep near the library (no surprise there) which is in the East Wing and the Hufflepuffs sleep somewhere in the West Wing."
"Let me guess, we sleep in the South Wing." Aiji voice was a mix between sardonic and amused "If we were in Asia; just by following the directions of our sleeping quarters, each house would be named differently. The Hufflepuffs would be the House of Byakko; the Ranvenclaws would be the House of Seiryuu; the Gryffindors, the House of Genbu; and, lastly, Slytherin would be the House of Suzaku." Now that last one was ironic, especially going by the choice of animals.
"I beg your pardon? I'm afraid you lost me…Aiji" after all, Aiji had called her by her given name. It would only be polite to call her by the given name that she likes being called.
Aiji beamed at her, 'Finally, someone in this damned country is actually calling me Aiji' then she answered Sally-Anne's question "It's an old Chinese legend that we are taught in elementary school. Apparently when China was divided, there were four gods that protected their own territory. The North belonged to Genbu, the earth turtle; the West, to Byakko the white tiger; the East belonged to Seiryuu the ice dragon; and the South belonged to Suzaku the phoenix." That was one of the few times that she had paid attention in class. She found it ironic that demons like the Four Saint Beast had once been mistaken for gods by humans.
Apparently, the irony on the choice of animals was not lost on Sally-Anne either. "The phoenix replacing the snake? Don't let our Head of House hear you say that otherwise he will end up having an ulcer" giggled Sally-Anne. 'Maybe it won't be so bad at Hogwarts. Sure, I still have to pretend that I'm the perfect pureblood but I guess that with Aiji around here I won't be bored'.
A couple of minutes later, the Slytherins found themselves in front of a painting of a huge black snake. "A mega-sized Black Mamba" murmured Aiji.
"How is it that you know what kind of snake it is?" asked Sally-Anne.
"Saw the movies "Kill Bill 1 and 2". They had a snake like that one kill one of the characters" shrugged Aiji. So what if her sources of knowledge were a little unorthodox? Variety was good.
Sally-Anne looked confused for a moment, and then she shrugged. They do say that the most powerful witches and wizards were the most eccentric ones. Just look at Dumbledore and his …twitch …fashion sense.
"Passssssword?" hissed the Black Mamba. "Rise of the Dark" answered the auburn haired girl. The painting moved to allow the Slytherins inside the passageway.
'Well, I've got to hand it to old Hebi-jii-san; he certainly had good taste in housing. Though the location part is debatable'. Indeed the Slytherin common room was a sight to behold with its leather chairs, warm green fire and spacey tables.
"First years girls' sleeping chambers are to your left side. The boys to your right side" spoke the auburn haired prefect.
"Girls may enter the boys chambers; however, the boys are not allowed to do the same" continued her male counterpart.
"How come?" Aiji couldn't help but ask. 'Is it me or are there more sexists here then I thought?'
The male prefect just shrugged "Something about hormones and boys not being able to control themselves."
"Don't you think that we're a little too young for the R-rated thoughts and for the guys to get it up?" at Aiji's words, the majority of the students began to blush in embarrassment. 'Prudes'
"Right, so… all of you get inside your dorms. We start classes at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. You will get your schedules at breakfast. As to which bed is whose, the rules are simple: First come, first serve." Said the female prefect; her blush leaving her face as she finished reciting the same speech each prefect gives to the first years. Her male counterpart, however, was trying to hold his laughter at Aiji's comment.
Aiji had to lead a red-faced Sally-Anne to the girls' dorm. 'Jeez, you make a slight hentai comment and they're too embarrassed to move. What tight asses. Even Keiko-nee-chan was never this bad. She'd just hit me over the head.'
"Ne, bishoujo-chan, any idea as to which bed we should get?" that woke Sally-Anne up. She had never expected that she'd be one of the first in the dorm. She figured that since Pansy Parkinson and her bodyguard would go first (and get the best beds); she would have to fight Daphne Greengrass, Morag McDougal, Stacie Davis and Lythiel Moon for the second best beds.
"Let's go to the ones near the window; since we're in the dungeons they have put a heating charm on the dorms. Since its power base is near the window, we get more warmth. And we can also send our mail directly from our dorms." As Sally-Anne finished speaking, both girls had reached the beds near the window.
"So where is our stuff? It said in Hogwarts, a History that the house elves would have our luggage-" Sally-Anne and Aiji's trunks appeared in front of their beds "nevermind"
Just then, the rest of the Slytherin first year girls had rushed inside the dorms. The first ones were Pansy Parkinson and Millicent Bulstrode. When the small pug-faced girl had seen that the best beds were taken by Potter and Perks, she was ready to see red. You see, a funny thing about the Hogwarts dorms was that once you choose (or you are forced to accept) where you sleep; you will sleep in the same spot for the rest of your stay at Hogwarts. That was another reason why the Crabbes, the Goyles and the Bulstrodes went to the same schools as the Malfoys and Parkinsons. The Malfoys and Parkinsons deserved nothing but the best, including the best bedding.
Just as Pansy was going to make a move toward the two "intruders", Millicent grabbed her arm to stop her. A body guard isn't just someone that protects their principle; they also defend their charge's honor or keep it intact. It doesn't necessarily mean that they have to beat up every single person that offends them (though they are allowed to do that) but they also have to keep their charges from doing something that will taint their honor. Like getting drunk in public; or making a complete ass out of themselves in front of really important people that could really scorn their charge's reputation for a long time. Millicent had been taught all of this since she was a toddler and she had been Pansy's friend for as long as she could remember. Like Hell was she going to make the same mistake as Vince and Greg and let Pansy humiliate herself in front of the first year Slytherin girls. Millicent knew that should she ever get in fight with Potter; the chances of winning were slim. Thus, Pansy would no longer have her as a scare factor for the others. Therefore, she would not be able to do half of what she wants to do because she can't intimidate the other students into keeping their mouths shut.
No, it would be better not to antagonize Potter. Especially since this one was a wild card. Even if Potter is physically weaker than Millicent, that doesn't mean that she can't win by fighting dirty. Millicent internally laughed at her thoughts; here they had come to Hogwarts expecting goody-two-shoes Gryffindor Alyssa Potter and instead they got a Japanese Slytherin Alyssa Potter (or Aiji Urameshi) with a bad-ass attitude and apparently strong fists to back her up. And from the looks of things, she comes from a tough-as-nails family.
Aiji was surprised that some of these kids had their own bodyguards who were the same age as them. It wasn't that hard to tell, especially since Hokushin had been Yusuke and her bodyguard as well as trainer when they first came to Toranin. Even after Raizen had died, Hokushin had still kept his post as their guardian. In fact, Hokushin would've stopped them if he had known what they were planning about the demon tournament. However, he also knew that they were just kids; while Raizen, Mukuro and Yomi were at least seven millenniums old. That and they didn't really make asses out of themselves in front of Yomi, so it was all good. Hokushin was just a teensy-bit too protective of the Toranin heirs and their privileges.
Pansy and Millicent had to accept the fact that they ended up with second best. The rest of the girls chose their own spots and began to change for bed.
As Aiji closed her eyes inside her warm, comfy bed; her last thoughts were 'Tomorrow is going to be a looooong and interesting day'
Translations:
hentai: pervert
bishoujo: pretty girl (and Sally-Anne's new nickname)
Makai: Demon World
Toranin: one third of the Makai, this part belongs to Raizen. Gandara is Yomi's territory and Alaric is Mukuro's.
Hebi-jii-san: Old Man Snake. "Hebi" means "Snake". She is refering to Salazar Slytherin (it's her nickname for him). She has nicknames for the other Founders as well: Shishi-jii-san (Old Man Lion) for Godric Gryffindor, Tori-baa-san (Old Lady Bird) for Rowena Ravenclaw and Tanuki-baa-san for elga Hufflepuff.
baba: old hag