Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
"How exactly does this work now?" Kiba asked.
" More importantly--why do I have to participate?" Temari snapped crossing her arms over her chest.
Iruka sighed, "Because Temari-san. You do." Tsunade's approach to sexual education was becoming a giant pain in his ass. "For the next three weeks, these are your children." He explained for the third time pointing to the blue and pink diapered baby dolls stacked on the desk. "You will be paired randomly and given either one or two 'babies' depending on your families propensity towards twins.
Neji mumbled a curse under his breath.
Iruka ignored him and picked up his clip board, "Please keep in mind your dolls will behave in much the same manner as a real baby, it will cry at regular intervals—often in the middle of the night. It will require feeding, changing, and affection. If these needs are not met we will know. Any questions? That was rhetorical Lee. Now when I call your name come to the front of the class and collect your infants. Chouji you are the classes single parent giirl. Neji and Ino boy and girl-
"What!" Ino's indignant squawk followed by a muffled 'yes' from Tenten.
"No complaints!" Iruka snapped, then returned to his list, "Sakura stop smirking, you're paired with Lee. Boy."
"Ha!"
"Bu-bu-Iruka-sensei!"
Iruka continued like a wheat field on fire. "Shikamaru and Temari. Girl."
"Great."
"Oi. Shikamaru's brains and Temari's bitchy gene that's one scary kid."
"I can hear you. Thank you Naruto-kun. You are paired with Shino."
"Creepy bug boy? But Iruka-sensei—"
"Girl. Kiba and Kankuro boy."
"Hinata and Sasuke two girls."
"Last but not least Tenten and Gaara girl."
And then there was silence….
Gaara glanced at the suddenly pale girl on the other side of the room. She looked back terrified.
"Any questions? Comments?"
Tenten raised a shaky hand, "Yes I—I don't want to die!"
"Tenten's desire to live has been well noted. Please retrieve your infant and coordinate your schedules with your spouses. Have a good evening."
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Should I continue this? --; Yes? No? Please tell me!