I thought I told ya'll last time I don't own the KOF series.
"This is Chamillionaire, and we are back with the Sie Kensou Show ya heard."
"Yeah and like he says "Its Going Down." says Kensou.
"That's Yung Joc, fool," replied Chamillionaire.
"Shut up. You can ride my jock"
(tv static)
It was a bright, sunny day in Southtown. A cool breeze blew and the air was filled with…fire works.
"Ahhh," said Kensou, as he sniffed the air. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"Uhh, it's 2o'clock in the afternoon." Bao answered. "And that's not napalm you're smelling, that smell is your shirt on fire."
Kensou quickly threw off the shirt, stomped the fire out, and then weirdly took out another jacket from out of nowhere.
"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" a still drugged up Shingo screamed as he hopped around.
"Shingo man, that sketch ended last chapter." Kensou told Shingo.
"Oh, okay. I heard you got some good fireworks." Shingo said.
"Yeah, I sure do." Kensou opened the trunk of the car exposing the goods. "Like Fat Joe and Nelly says get it poppin."
Kensou, Bao, and Shingo pull up to the Bogard residence. Shingo hurries out the car, puts a small bomb in the mailbox then hurries up and gets back into the car.
"BOOM!" the mailbox is reduced to ashes scattering the contents on the inside. Kensou's burn out as they laugh all the way. The Bogard brothers and Joe Higashi quickly run out to investigate.
"WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THIS? Damn 4th of July pranksters." Terry angrily yelled. Joe bends over to pick up a scorched letter.
"NO! My welfare check." cried a disappointed Joe.
"Welfare check? You're getting welfare checks sent to our house. Do you realize that's fraud." Terry asked.
"Well…..Yawwww…." Joe screamed as he ran off.
Back to Kensou's car.
"So who's our next victim?" asked Kensou.
They arrive at the grave of Geese Howard. "Damn is he really even dead?" Shingo asked. "I don't know but I hate the man anyway so." Kensou lights the bomb, drops it on his grave and runs like hell.
"BOOM!" the grave turns into pieces of flying rocks.
"YEAHHH!" The three of them say in victory. Suddenly a chunk of the grave pops up and hits Bao in his head hard, knocking him unconscious.
"YEAHHH!" Kensou and Shingo screams in enjoyment again. Kensou throws Bao's knocked out body in the car and pulls off.
"What happened?" asked Bao waking up. "Awww nothing. We're just about to go to our next victim." Kensou answered. "Who would that be?"
"Duck King."
They arrive at Duck King's house looking for something to blow up. They soon find some old DJing equipment outside net to a small pond.
"Man he ain't going to miss that, he probably just threw it out," said Kensou. Little did he know that was where he kept his duck P-Chan. Kensou quickly lit the explosive and ran like hell.
"BOOM!" As the boys all celebrated, P-Chans dead, burned body landed at their feet. "Oh my god." Bao yelled. "You killed his duck."
"Kensou, you bastard." Said Shingo.
"Okay lets not panic, I know the perfect way to dispose of the body." Kensou tried to convince.
"How?"
(a few minutes later)
"Hmmm, man this duck is so tender, man ya'll Chinese know how to roast duck."
"Hey if that's a racial slur you can shut up."
"Awwshit, its Duck King." Bao warned the two.
Duck King ran up to the guys standing by the car. They quickly threw the duck in the car as he ran up.
"Uh, what are ya'll doing?" asked Duck King.
"Aw, we ain't doing nothing but postin' up." Kensou said while looking very suspicious.
"Yeah postin' up." Replied Shingo
"Yeah, have ya'll seen my duck P-Chan?"
"Nope, naw, un-un." quickly answered Kensou, and Shingo.
"Nope, I ain't seen no duck, no. We're just here eating chicken, not duck, not especially your duck, no--- owww!" Kensou quickly stomped on Bao's foot shutting him up.
"What happened to all my old DJ table and why are there feathers all around here."
"EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR NOW." Kensou, Shingo, and Bao quickly jumps in the car and burns out.
"You're a real idiot Bao, no wonder nobody likes you." Kensou angrily told Bao.
"Fuck you Kensou." Bao fired back.
"OK, ya'll we have to be more careful with these little bombs." Kensou pleaded to the boys. Unknowingly, Kensou accidentally light the bomb in his hand.
"Kensou, the bomb!" Bao shouted. Kensou quickly threw the bomb to Bao.
"Here Bao, everybody thinks you're annoying anyway." Kensou told Bao.
"Well I don't see you with a big ass fanbase, now do we?" Bao answered back. With the bomb almost about ignite Kensou panics.
"Alright everybody, get the fuck out of the car." The three quickly jump out of the rolling car, onto a grassy lot. The car continues to roll, before the ensuing explosion rips the cars inside up.
The three watch the inside of the car burns before Shingo comments.
"You know I think there's a lesson to be learned here."
"Yeah, blame everything on Bao." blurted Kensou
"HEY!"
(tv static)
"Hello Mr. Sakazaki." Greeted a young police officer.
"Takuma is it?"
"Yes officer."
"Yes there is a report of two missing people, a Ryuhaku Todoh, and Malin whatever-the-hell-her-last-name, was last seen around here, and we have witness reports that a car coming from this driveway with two assailants recognized as Ryo and Yuri Sakazaki, were driving the car. I'm here to question them."
"Ryo, Yuri, get your asses out here right now." said Takuma, yelling out for his kids. As soon as they came out the officer responded.
"Hello, I'm with the Southtown Police Department. I'm here to ask you a few questions about the disappearance of Ryuhaku Todoh and Malin. Would you two know anything this issue?"
"Naw we don't know anything, we ain't seen them, we don't know nothing, ain't seen them, I don't even know who they are, we can't even afford a car, what the fuck kind of name is Malin," the Sakazaki siblings quickly answered.
"Really well I have several pictures, from an undisclosed source, showing the opposite. Here is a picture of you two backing over Todoh, the next few pictures show you two repeatedly backing over him, and the last picture show you guys running over Malin. And oh I have to say that's a very nice Lexus you two were in."
"Hey I didn't buy that car for you guys to run over people." smirked rich boy Robert Garcia.
"Shut up, Robert!" yelled Ryo.
"Officer, may I have a word with you?" asked Takuma, gesturing to the officer to come his direction. The moment the officer walked over there, Takuma quickly grabbed the officer's head and with a mighty twist snapped his neck.
"DADDY!" screamed Yuri as the officer's body fell and crumpled on the floor.
"How do dare you two dishonor the Sakazaki name by commiting these atrocities." gnarled a pissed Takuma, so mad a several veins were popping at of his head.
"Wait dad, you just killed a police officer," Ryo responded.
"See that's the problem with you youngsters today, always concentrating on someone else's fault and never on their own. I'm going to have to discipline you kids in a way I haven't in years. Robert, go get me a switch, while you two get in position." Takuma quickly demanded.
"Yes sir." Robert proudly responded. Ryo and Yuri leans over the arm of a couch dropping their pants, while Robert runs off and quickly returns with a large tree branch.
"That's not a switch, that's a damn tree branch," said Ryo.
"Its perfect. Now—wait a minute." Takuma quickly pulls out the Mr. Karate mask and puts it on.
"Hell yeah, now Mr. Karate is about to get in that ass," said Mr. Karate as cocked back with the branch and took a mighty swing, making contact with Ryo and Yuri's posterior. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW," screamed the Sakazaki siblings as the branch hit the flesh hard.
(tv static)
"Live from the Southtown Cingular Wireless Civic Center(try saying that three times fast), it's pop princess Athena Asamiya, for three shows only. Get your tickets now!" yelled an announcer.
"The first show has been sold out. That's right sold out."
"The second show has been, yes folks, sold out."
"The third show has unfortunately been sold out."
"So what the fuck am I doing this commercial for?" questioned the announcer.
(tv static)
In a large field a flowers Mai and Andy are romantically dancing and rolling a small hill.
"I love you so much Andy, I hope this moment never ends." Mai, in a long white gown, told him, while caressing his face.
"I know you do Mai, but there is something I have to tell you." said Andy in A white dress suit.
"What is it Andy?"
"I'm gay, Mai. I like other dudes, I like penises, I'm homosexual."
Mai's jaw dropped like an anchor the minute she heard Andy's words. "Could he be serious." She thought to herself.
"I'm gay Mai, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay………….
"I'm gay," whispered Yuri in Mai's ear while she slept. Mai quickly woke up realizing Yuri was messing with her dream. "That was you all the time wasn't it?" Mai suspected as Yuri and King came in with big smiles on they're faces. "It was my idea, Yuri just felt it was funny enough she wanted to do it, so I let her."
"King, Yuri, you two are going to pay for this."
(tv static)
"Okay," said Kensou to the audience. "People ask me if I was with Athena, which some day I will, what kind of couple would we be like. Would we be like Brittany and Kevin? Hopefully not, but I did a skit to see what it would be like, check it out."
In a large mansion, sits Kensou on a couch surrounded by a bunch of beer bottles and half eaten meat buns. Athena (sounding like Brittany) comes into the room and tells Kensou, "Honey, I'm about to go on another world tour, how about getting off your ass and doing something with your life, Kensou."
"Aye yo Bitch, don't talk to me like that." Kensou responded. "I'm about to hit the studio and finish my rap album up, ain't that right Youngbloodz."
The Youngbloodz, J-Bo and Sean Paul come in. "Yeah, he about to hit the studio with us," answered J-Bo (who is Andre 3000's cousin). "Kensou, how many times do I have to tell you that you can't rap, you're not a thug and you're not black," informed Athena.
"Bitch don't stomp on my dreams like that, I'll slap you with my pimp hand."
"Spell pimp, Kensou"
"P-E-M-P," Kensou miserably answered.
"Dumbass,"
"Slut whore,"
Suddenly, Athena jumps on Kensou and starts kissing each other.
"OK," said Kensou back with the audience. "I know they just broke up, but what if our relationship was like Whitney and Bobby's. Hmmmmm…
In a room with a table full of crack, Kensou and Athena are talking.
"Damn, baby when are we going more crack?" queried Athena with a pipe in her hand.
"What are you talking about girl, we got all this crack on the table," answered Kensou.
"But we probably going to smoke it before the end of the night,"
"Hey lets send Bao to go get us some crack,"
"I think we sold him for crack money?" answered Athena.
"What about Master Chin?"
"He died of a coke and Viagra overdose while drunk driving,"
"Damn, hey Shingo go get us some more crack,"
"My mom said if she catches with them drug dealers again at the trap, she's going to kick my ass. Besides you have all those drugs right there, smoke that." Shingo told Kensou and Athena.
"He's right baby, I was so concentrated on getting more drugs, I forgot about the crack we already had. Let's smoke this together baby, then we can eat some crack meat buns,"
"Okay," agreed Athena, and the two smoked the night away.
"Alright folks, we're going to be right back after this break," Kensou told the audience as they loudly cheered.
(tv static)
Sorry folks about the delay. I kept on putting it off, and off, but I eventually got around to doing it again. If you don't like it don't review. But if you do, then review.