DISCLAIMER: us- please Stephenie, can we have twilight now?
Stephenie- No
WE DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
As Rosalie and Emmett walked in to the hall, many of the students on the first row leant back in their chairs. They must have remembered Emmett from a few years ago, and just when they thought they were safe, here he is again.
Little did they know was the fact that I had been seeing him and Rosalie and the rest of the Cullen clan 99.9% of the time, the students should really feel sorry for me!(especially when Emmett made fun of the fact that me and Edward were still v-vi-virgins. But that's an entirely different story)
As Emmett approached the podium he turned slightly to make eye contact with Edward. I felt his hands clench into fists beside me. Emmett just snickered slightly and continued to the microphone.
'Well as you all know I'm Emmett Cullen, and this beauty next to me is Rosalie.' some of the girls awed at the front, whilst the boys glowered.
'Anyway, were here to talk to you lot about sex' Emmett carried on
'First off, have any of you actually had sex yet?' he said, like he was asking for the weather rather than a rather personal question. A few brave members of the audience put their hands up, all of them boys. Jasper fidgeted next to Alice, I wondered what was going on,
I realised what people's emotions must be like in here, I mean mine and Edwards tension was manageable but combined with everyone else's in here it must be like torture. I felt really sorry for him so I turned back to the front and glowered at Emmett.
'Right well we have come here today to explain something to you about sex but we don't want you to be awkward,' Emmett looked towards Jasper fleetingly' so we have made it fun, thanks to your coach, so we need two volunteers' no-one put their hands up so Emmett looked around for the worst target and spotted me and Edward. Emmett started to smile, oh no, oh no, oh no. he can't, he wouldn't .but oh, he did
'Ah what about Eddie and Bella from the back!' he boomed across the hall.
Edwards frame began to tremble slightly, as if he was controlling himself from jumping on Emmett and ripping him to shreds. I took his hand quickly and he flashed me a quick smile.
We walked slowly towards the front only thinking about the horrors Emmett and in store for us...
AN-Chloe- aww poor jazzy baby, ditch Alice and come with me, I'm way more psychic than her
Heather- (restraining Chloe) we talked about this Chloe, I know you love him and everything but he lives in forks and we live in England
Chloe- *^&£ (£*&"&*"&£*£&$&£*£&"!"£
Heather – wow, your vocabulary is rather extensive Chloe
Chloe- Why thank you Heather and thank you to all who have reviewed it makes us feel special