A/N: Next chapter! Aren't you all happy? Now join me in my torture of my next character!

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom nor Know Your Stars or any other random cartoon I decide to use. Most jokes belong to my brother Kevin.

Know Your Stars

(Warning: Severe lung problems may be caused by over-laughing at the jokes. If you have heart trouble, high blood pressure, or over-hyper-ness, please leave the site. The author will not assume responsibility for any damage to computer screen by continuous pounding and will not assume responsibility for any damage to larynx, or voice box. Thank you.)

Danny finally gets up, feeling a little whoozy He couldn't believe he actually got beat up by a girl. Losing his footing, he accidentally fell back into the chair. The torture began.

Know your stars…..know your stars……know your stars…..Danny Fenton...if he could choose any super hero to be, he would want to be a Power Puff Girl!

Danny: That's not true! The last thing I want is to dress up in some stupid dress! --is feeling a little better--

Whatever you say, Buttercup!

Danny: I'm not Buttercup!

Know your stars...know your stars... Danny Fenton...He wants to be Buttercup, marry Paulina, and then get high with her!

Danny: That's not true! Well, almost!

What's not true?

Danny: Most of what you said!

That you wanna marry Paulina?

Danny: No!

You don't wanna marry Paulina?

Danny: No! I mean...uh...the other thing!

That you wanna be Buttercup?

Danny: Yes!

You do wanna be Buttercup?

Danny: No!

Oh, now that makes more sense. Know your stars...know your stars...Danny Fenton...he never makes sense!

Danny: Yes I do!

Sure you do!

Danny: Stop mocking me!

I'm not mocking you! I'm making fun of you!

Danny: --smacks forehead in annoyance--

Know your stars...know your stars...Danny Fenton...he likes to abuse himself!

Danny: I'm getting sick and tired of your lies!

Know your stars...know your stars...Danny Fenton...his shirt is 56 percenttoilet paper!

Danny: Now that is just ridiculous!

Know your stars...know your stars...Danny Fenton...he loves toilet paper!

Danny: Stop that!

You're so cute when you're frustrated!

Danny: Ugh! Gross!

Know your stars...know your stars... Danny Fenton...he loves me!

Danny: No I don't!

And now you know... Danny Fenton...The boy who's made out of toilet paper and wants to be Buttercup, speaks incoherently, and thinks I'm hot!

Danny: But none of that was true! Gr! I'm out of here!

Danny exits the arena and tries to not beat up the KYS chair ghost.

Tune in next time as I torture the Ghost Writer! He's bound to be fun!