Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me. Well, my computer does, and so does this copy of Microsoft Word. I wish I owned Ranma or Wheel of Time, then I'd be rich.
1/2 an Age Omake
Ranma-chan stood naked at the three arches; she was ready to take the test to become Accepted. Idly she wondered about what Akane saw. Oh, they were done speaking... Time to do this.
Alanna Sedai reminded Ranma-chan, "Remember Ranko, the way back comes but once, be steadfast."
Ranma-chan nodded as she walked through the first arch. A white flash obscured her vision.
Ranma was standing in the Tendo Dojo. He was ready to train, his father waiting for him.
"Well, boy, let's see how well that training of yours worked." Genma grinned at his son with an overconfident smirk.
Ranma nodded to his father. "Let's go, Oyaji!" He leapt at his father and began to furiously attack him. Genma was no slouch; he fought back with just as much vigor. Suddenly, a scream echoed from outside. Genma stopped fighting. The way back will come but once, be steadfast. Ranma shook his head. He had a duty to do.
"Go, boy, you know what you must do."
Ranma smiled and muttered under his breath, "I really hate saying this." He raised his hand and the Great Serpent ring upon it lit up. "Aes Sedai Power, Make Up!" Ranma's body morphed from male to female, and suddenly she was clad in the classic Senshi fuku, save for the fringe. The fringe was of a snake eating its own tail. There was a belt and buckle the same way, and she had earrings of the Ancient Symbol of the Aes Sedai on her ears. Yin and Yang, saidin and saidar she was the channeler who could do both. She was Sailor Sedai.
Leaping outside, she saw exactly what was causing the screaming. It was a minion of the Dark One! The half man, half beast creature known as a Trolloc! She readied herself to do her duty. The way back will come but once, be steadfast. A white flickering arch could be seen at the edge of her vision. The Shadowspawn would die!
"Terrorizing people is a thing of evil! I am the beautiful Sailor Suited Senshi for love and justice, Sailor Sedai, and in the name of the One Power, I will punish you!" Sedai posed. The way back-No! I have to kill this thing... What the hell is wrong with me? I need to get back!
Sedai looked over at the arch, and it began to fade away. Using her Senshi magic enhanced by her ki abilities she ran over to it just as the Trolloc tore into another civilian. White light engulfed her.
Ranma-chan fell out of the arch, and was suddenly bathed in cold water.
"You are washed clean of any silly outfits you may have worn and of any silly speeches you may have made."
Ranma-chan looked directly into Alanna's eyes. "What about silly poses?"
"You are not washed clean of those."
Ranma-chan paled and collapsed into a fetal position, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
End Omake-
Author's notes: Well, I was bored. Probably wasn't that funny anyways. Meh.