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Mr.Fluffers
Sasuke ended up in the pet store where Orochimaru was buying all the puppies, and a snake. Sasuke was drained from the and bruised from the flying and nosebleeds, so
he just lay where he fell, in the cat glass box...thing(you know what i mean). Oro was about to leave when he noticed sasuke, looking like a black cat, mostly because a
kitten had climbed onto his head. Oro floated over to sasuke with anime heart background, which fell onto the store owner. So Oro just walked out with a knocked out Sasuke
kitten, and what had bought earlier. No one really noticed because Sakura was being hauled off to the looney bin(remember what her dad said last chapter?) She could be
heard screaming all the way to the lightning country where all the men in the village had gone to for...yuri, sure why not, yuri.
Meanwhile, in the Lightning country
Kakashi: You hear something?
Fourth Hokage: Shut up, lesbians
Everyone else: yeah, queer.
Kakashi: sigh...guess im going crazy
Kiba: no, its just your old age.
Kakashi: Im only in my 20s, dumbass.
Everyone but Kakashi: really?
Kakashi: God, you guys are retarded
In Oro's cave of doom/house of pancakes
I think I shall call you Mr.Fluffers, said Oro holding up Sasuke.
Bell: Ding
Oro: Oh, my first customer Mr.Fluffers
Some guy: yeah, I'd like some pancakes, extra crispy
Oro: of course, sir
While Orochimaru was making the pancakes Sasuke woke up, smelled pancakes and walked towards them.
Oro: wait a second...NO ONE LIKES EXTRA CRISPY PANCAKES!
and so the man was killed by oro's snake fingers.
Oro: I suppose ill just eat these myself.
so he set them on the table and went off to get some syrup.
Sasuke ate the panakes while orohimaru was gone.
Oro: What the hell happened to my pancakes!?
Sasuke stopped mid-chew, and slowly turned to face Orochimaru.
Oro: MR.FLUFFERS! GOD DAMN IT!
Sasuke: huh?
Kitten: Meow?
dead guy:
Bear: GRRAH!!
Sasuke kitten and Oro: grah? what kind of bear says grah?
Kimimaru: My kind of bear
Kimi and the bear skipped off together, into the sunset, where they burned to death.
Sasuke: That was...odd
Oro: Mr.Fluffers? you can talk? and exactly like my secret love? how wonderful!
Kitten: grah?
Sasuke: secret...love...
Oro: yes, Mr.Fluffers, secret love, sometimes i cant beleive how much like an ostrich you are.
Sasuke:...Did you roofie me?
Oro: why would I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OROCHIMARU!!!!,roofie a cat, when I could easily roofie the 4th
Hokage...or Sasuke...or Kiba...maybe Akamaru...damn that dog is sexy
Sasuke: right, I think ill just...kill you now...
Oro: pfft thatll be the day, when I, THE GREAT AND PEDOFILEY OROCHIMARU!!, will be beaten by a simple kitten.
Sasuke: IM NOT A KITTEN! said Sasuke tossing the kitten at Orochimaru's face.
Orochimaru: SUPERGASP!
Kimi and the bear: making out
Kitten: cling to face
Sasuke:...why am i always being mistaken for cats...
Naruto: cause you're so emo
Sasuke: IM NOT EMO, DOU(cencored)
Oro: Mr.Fluffers, how dare you mock the great pancake making Orochimaru by being Sasuke.
Kitten: puts on fight music
Do your chain hang low, do it wobble to the floh?
Sasuke sweepkicked Orochimaru off his feet
Do it shine in the light, is it platinum is it gold?
Then kicked him into the wall while he was still in the air, breaking the computer and inter-